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Old 02-21-2008, 06:58 PM   #1
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Question Euphemisms for mainstream personal ads?

Euphemisms for mainstream personal ads...

Pretend you're writing a personal ad to appear on a mainstream dating site which does a bit (lot) of censoring. Their scanner won't allow all sorts of interesting words and phrases you might use to describe what you're looking for.

Now how would you get the message across to the reader that you're into heavy stuff without using phrases like "BDSM", "erotic power exchange", "bondage", "fisting", "anal sex", "flogging", or others never heard at a church picnic"?


PS: Between the Literotica and Google search functions, I've struck out looking for references about writing discrete personal ads. But I swear this question has been discussed several times before.

Heck, if I posted this in the HowTo forum, they would 1) tell me to look in the library, and 2) take it to the BDSM forum. #1 failed, so here goes #2...

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Old 02-21-2008, 07:11 PM   #2
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Dont know how much help it would be?

http://www.moredating.com/dating-art...onal-ads-2.htm

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Old 02-21-2008, 07:27 PM   #3
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Why not just post on the kinky dating sites? Looking for someone kinky in a pool full of vanilla people seems like shooting yourself in the foot right off the bat.
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:13 PM   #4
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Why not just post on the kinky dating sites? Looking for someone kinky in a pool full of vanilla people seems like shooting yourself in the foot right off the bat.
I agree. Kink shrinks the playing field before you even start. There's nothing wrong about being honest about what you are really looking for. Some people think that by posting an ad in a kink friendly forum, they won't find a meaningful, long term relationship. It's actually total bollocks. There are as many kinksters looking for the love of their life as there are vanilla people.

What has dissuaded you from posting a personal in a place where you can be honest about your kink?
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:36 PM   #5
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You could always use words like "Taking a Break Doing Search for Man, or feMale.

Say something like "prefers ice cream Stronger than "vanilla".

Just a couple ways to get around the "Vanilla" sites.
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:25 AM   #6
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I've seen ads that say something along the lines of, "looking for a darker type of romance." It's hard to be subtle about fisting.
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Old 02-22-2008, 02:11 AM   #7
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It's hard to be subtle about fisting.
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Old 02-22-2008, 08:42 AM   #8
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I'm not much help as I wouldn't bother trying to find someone on a mainstream dating site...seems to be too big a gamble for getting what you want and for me time is too valueable to waste looking in the unlikely spots. I would also figure if I came across such an ad and I was into BDSM that perhaps that person hadn't come to terms with their BDSM self and so once again was going to be a gamble I wouldn't be rushing to try. Good luck though.

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Old 02-22-2008, 01:00 PM   #9
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I've seen ads that say something along the lines of, "looking for a darker type of romance." It's hard to be subtle about fisting.
"Doing the five knuckle shuffle."

I read that somewhere.
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Old 02-22-2008, 01:38 PM   #10
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Old 02-22-2008, 05:03 PM   #11
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"Doing the five knuckle shuffle."

I read that somewhere.


I thought that was a euphemism for masturbation?
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Old 02-23-2008, 03:11 AM   #12
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What's wrong with direct, but without lingo, as in:

Dominant man, 45, looking for soul mate who likes long walks on the beach, romantic fireside dinners and men who take charge in bed.


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Old 02-23-2008, 09:50 AM   #14
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i used to look at personal adds in the paper when i was killing time and i reme,ber seeing a lifestyle one once.. i just wish i could remember what it said.
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