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Old 11-19-2004, 07:10 PM   #127
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:11 PM   #128
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:11 PM   #129
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OMG! Goldie was just sandwiched in between Shocky and Lou! That's my wet fucking dream.
 

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OMG! Goldie was just sandwiched in between Shocky and Lou! That's my wet fucking dream.
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:18 PM   #132
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In the vein of 'Gone and done it' and silly Shania Twain songs to sing when you've drunk too much Bud Lite...

LOVE GETS ME EVERY TIME

Life was goin' great
Love was gonna have to wait
Was in no hurry -- had no worries
Stayin' single was the plan
Didn't need a steady man
Had it covered -- 'til I dicovered
Bridge:
That love gets me every time
My heart changed my mind
I gol' darn gone and done it

Chorus:
Gone and done it (gone and done it)
Guess I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must have been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or his sweet sweet talk (gone and done it)
I guess I -- gol' darn gone and done it

I was quite content
Just a-payin' my own rent
It was my place -- I needed my space
I was free to shop around
In no rush to settle down
I had it covered -- 'til I discovered

Chorus: Gone and done it (gone and done it)
Guess I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must have been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or his sweet sweet talk (gone and done it)
It's in the way he calls my name (gone and done it)
I know I'll never be the same (gone and done it)

Thought I had it covered
Life was going great
Well I gol' darn gone and done it


 

Old 11-19-2004, 07:19 PM   #133
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OMG! Goldie was just sandwiched in between Shocky and Lou! That's my wet fucking dream.
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:23 PM   #134
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In the vein of 'Gone and done it' and silly Shania Twain songs to sing when you've drunk too much Bud Lite...

This one's my personal favourite, and I always mean every fucking word!!!

That Don't Impress Me Much

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all taht extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:27 PM   #135
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Let there be beer and girls dancing on bars!
 

Old 11-19-2004, 07:30 PM   #136
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Let there be beer and girls dancing on bars!
LOL!

The only problem is, I can't keep up with you and Shocky. I've been on the wine and I'm getting all sentimental and weepy, so I'm gonna sit in the corner with the bottle and sing this:

From This Moment On

I just sware
That I'll always be there
I'd give anything and everything
And I will always care
Through weekness and strength
Happiness and sorrow
For better or for worse
I will love you
With every beat of my heart

From this moment life has begun
From this moment you are the one
Right beside you is where I belong
From this moment on

From this moment I have been blessed
I live only for your happiness
And for your love
I'd give my last breath
From this moment on

I give my hand to you with all my heart
Can't wait to live my life with you
Can't wait to start
You and I will never be apart
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you
I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment on

Your the reason I believe in love
And your the answer to my prayers from up above
All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you
I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment

I will love you (I will love you)
As long as I live
From this moment on
mmmmmmm

*sniff*
 

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Old 11-19-2004, 07:31 PM   #138
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In a deep mood tonight, so a little Tea Party, Heaven Coming Down.

With nothing to do you'd waste away
Obscured in exile
They've witnessed the times
You've gone astray
Whose fault? Now you're thinking...
Ah there's nothing to prove
A message from the crowd to the shore..

And it feels now
Just like heaven's coming down

So strange are the ways
They all have changed
Still life it stays the same
A break from the past
Could make it last
Oh maybe just a little longer
Now there's nothing to prove
A message from the crowd to the shore...

And it feels now
Just like heaven's coming down
Your soul shakes free
As its conscience hits the ground

You surrender
Love under will
Rest assured baby, you're adored

And it feels now
Just like heaven's coming down
Your soul shakes free
As its conscience hits the ground
These times, this fate
Takes a path you didn't choose
Stay strong, keep faith
There's a change that's coming through

Hold on, my love
Hold on, my love
Hold on, my love
Feels like heaven's coming down...
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:36 PM   #139
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I think I'm feeling kind of new wavey now...

Love Is The Drug by Roxy Music

T'ain't no big thing
To wait for the bell to ring
T'ain't no big thing
The toll of the bell
Aggravated - spare for days
I troll downtown the red light place
Jump up bubble up - what's in store
Love is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight, can't shake free
Love is the drug, got a hook on me
Oh oh catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Love is the drug for me
Late that night I park my car
Stake my place in the singles bar
Face to face, toe to toe
Heart to heart as we hit the floor
Lumber up, limbo down
The locked embrace, the stumble round
I say go, she say yes
Dim the lights, you can guess the rest
Oh oh catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Love is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh oh catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:42 PM   #140
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Ok, now I'm sane again ( ), I'm off to bed. My parting song is this. It's been going round and around in my head recently, but that's cool, cos I love it.

Run ~ Snow Patrol

I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbye
I nearly do

Light up...

Slower slower
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:23 PM   #141
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LOL!

The only problem is, I can't keep up with you and Shocky. I've been on the wine and I'm getting all sentimental and weepy, so I'm gonna sit in the corner with the bottle and sing this:

From This Moment On

I just sware
That I'll always be there
I'd give anything and everything
And I will always care
Through weekness and strength
Happiness and sorrow
For better or for worse
I will love you
With every beat of my heart

From this moment life has begun
From this moment you are the one
Right beside you is where I belong
From this moment on

From this moment I have been blessed
I live only for your happiness
And for your love
I'd give my last breath
From this moment on

I give my hand to you with all my heart
Can't wait to live my life with you
Can't wait to start
You and I will never be apart
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you
I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment on

Your the reason I believe in love
And your the answer to my prayers from up above
All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you
I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment

I will love you (I will love you)
As long as I live
From this moment on
mmmmmmm

*sniff*
Now I feel like I'm at a wedding.

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Old 11-19-2004, 08:55 PM   #142
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as long as we're doin' the Shania thing...

You're so complicated
you hang over my shoulder
When I read my mail
I don't appreciate it
When I talk to other guys
You think they're on my tail

I get so aggravated
when I get off the phone
And I get the third degree
I'm really feelin' frustrated
Why don't you take a pill
and put a little trust in me
And you'll see

Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible

I'm mad about you
Can't live without you
I'm crazy 'bout you
So don't be stupid
you know I love you

Stop overreacting
You even get suspicious
when I paint my nails
It's definitely distracting
The way you dramatize
every little small detail


Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax-Max
Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible
I'm mad about you
Can't live without you
I'm crazy 'bout you
Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be stupid-you're my baby
I'm mad about you
Can't live without you
I'm crazy 'bout you
Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible
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Old 11-19-2004, 09:03 PM   #143
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Good one Cloudy.

Of course there's an open bar. Is Earl paying? This is his thread. We'll just charge it on his account if he's already sleeping.
 

Old 11-19-2004, 10:01 PM   #144
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Good one Cloudy.

Of course there's an open bar. Is Earl paying? This is his thread. We'll just charge it on his account if he's already sleeping.
I'm a student, of course I'm not paying. I heard a rumour about Abstrusions offering free drink...? He says hopefully

My song for the night is Let's Get Retarded by the Black-Eyed Peas in honour of my night out with my coursemates. I'm not, but they certainly were by the end of the night.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast people, just take it slow.
Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
Ya'll here a body, two peices to it.
Get stutted, get stupid.
You'll want me body people will walk you through it.
Step by step, like you're into new kid.
Inch by inch with the new solution.
Trench men hits, with no delusion.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.


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Old 11-20-2004, 06:21 AM   #146
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I'm gonna keep posting this, every day until Christmas. While I don't think it's as good as the original (which sent shivers down my spine), it is a pretty cool re-make. It's out in the UK on Monday 29th November, go buy it!!!

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Do they know it's Christmas? Band Aid 20

It's Christmastime,
there's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime,
we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty
we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
at Christmastime

But say a prayer,
pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them
instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life(Oooh)
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Here's to you raise a glass for everyone
Here's to them underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

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ICE CREAM
sarah mclachlan

Your love is better than ice cream
better than anything else that I've tried
and your love is better than ice cream
but everyone here knows how to FIGHT

and it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way down to the place
where we started from

Your love is better than chocolate
better than anything else that I've tried
oh love is better than chocolate
everyone here knows how to CRY

it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way down to the place
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I'm in a very nihilistic mood tonight (not to mention my neverending depression), so I'm in the mood for soemthing dark.

In The End

Things aren't the way they were before,
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore,
Not that you knew me back then,
But it all comes back to me,
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart.
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter


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Sweetwater, by Tres Chicas

I used to think that love was something that just found you,
Was nothing you could pick, nothing you could choose.
Well I found out it's not that hard,
"Yes" is just as good as "no" if it comes from the heart.

Would you go down to Sweetwater for me
And rescue a love
That I'd left standing there, all alone and bare,
With no one to love
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For Earl, who's feeling dark. This was the heart wrenching song about being jilted that I once clung to.

Jet Black by Jawbreaker

I'll be quiet to keep you quiet.
Don't concern yourself with my slow dying.
Through the vents I hear you sigh.
I don't get too high these days.
Your floor is my ceiling.
Lights out, you can't come in.
If you don't remind me, I won't forget you.
If you don't ask, I won't upset you.
I am jet black.
I am stone cold.
Jet black to the center.
Funny like a funeral.
I need you to bury me.
White noise in black room dust.
These hands long for one last touch.
Hourglass all out of trust.
I don't scratch so I won't itch.
I don't reach so I won't miss.
I taste our last kiss.
This is the cure: the same as the symptom.
Simple and pure: break to keep fixing.
Patiently nurse, patient and nurse.
This is the part I wouldn't show you.
The part where you say, "I don't even know you."
This is your cue.
Be glad it's through.

 
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