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10-30-2004, 11:25 AM
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Mrs. Gosling
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*freezing in shock...a drip of butter falling off my toast and down the front of my tank top*
 Oops! How clumsy of me!
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10-30-2004, 11:27 AM
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Originally posted by matriarch
Excuse me?
Exhibitionist? Moi? Jamais!!
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Oiu! C'est vrai! Now if only the knot would come undone.... 
btw, your arms are thinner. Moving a lot of stuff has its up sides I guess.
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10-30-2004, 11:27 AM
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Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,
We would be glad to help you pack.
Sincerely, Native Americans
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10-30-2004, 11:29 AM
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Mrs. Gosling
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OOOHHHHEEEEEEEE.........good one.
Wanna talk, Beautiful?
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10-30-2004, 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by matriarch
McKenna.....my apologies, unforgiveable thread hijack.
Blurt:
I HATE HOUSEWORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the damn point, when it just gets dirty again, and needs doing again???
Huh?
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That's not a hijack, that's a proper blurt.
p.s. It didn't get on the tank top, it fell in the gap rrrrright there.
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10-30-2004, 11:30 AM
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*hugs*
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10-30-2004, 11:30 AM
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I'll second that!
{{{ HUGS }}}
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10-30-2004, 11:31 AM
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... it fell in the gap rrrrright there.
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Ooooooooooo ... I know where THAT is!
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10-30-2004, 11:32 AM
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Mrs. Gosling
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Oiu! C'est vrai! Now if only the knot would come undone....
btw, your arms are thinner. Moving a lot of stuff has its up sides I guess.
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1. The knot will not (giggle) come undone while there's a camera pointing at me.
2. The picture was taken, a year ago....clever angle. 
3. Moving stuff is good for the stamina and strength of my fingers, wrists and arms...........think on't (translation provided)
Now I think we'd better move this conversation out of McKenna's thread before she bans us.
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10-30-2004, 11:35 AM
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Ooooooooooo ... I know where THAT is!
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So if I show you can I find out exactly what is so coconut creamy about you?
Mat, too true....Sorry McK.  I'm not good at behaving. *sigh*
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10-30-2004, 11:37 AM
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So if I show you can I find out exactly what is so coconut creamy about you?
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Deal.
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10-30-2004, 11:42 AM
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Deal.
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Ok, I'm stopping now...sorry McKenna.
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10-30-2004, 11:42 AM
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Mrs. Gosling
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Buggerfuckdamnbollickinghell!!!
My poem got read another 7 times, and rejected again.
The check list shows.......nothing, refers me once again to a volunteer editor.
I've had it now.
Totally pissed off.
Time for a pm.
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10-30-2004, 11:43 AM
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Let me be a volunteer editor for you, hon. It may just be a formatting difficulty.
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10-30-2004, 11:46 AM
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Mrs. Gosling
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Let me be a volunteer editor for you, hon. It may just be a formatting difficulty.
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Thanks Cant.
I did what the other guys suggested, took out the spaces between line ends and question marks, replaced a line of 5 dots with a dash, and included an explanation that the format of the text and punction was deliberate and essential to the reading of the poem.
I'll pm it.
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10-30-2004, 11:50 AM
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Poems are touchy that way. You can keep the format entire in a cheat, like so.
First, do the poem in a nice font, just the way you want it, and print it out.
Then, scan it. Now it's an image, not text. We submit it as an Illustrated poem and Bob's yer uncle. Trim it to shape just so and send it in as an image.
As a bonus, you get to do a coloured background or something if you like.
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10-30-2004, 12:02 PM
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Mrs. Gosling
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Originally posted by cantdog
Poems are touchy that way. You can keep the format entire in a cheat, like so.
First, do the poem in a nice font, just the way you want it, and print it out.
Then, scan it. Now it's an image, not text. We submit it as an Illustrated poem and Bob's yer uncle. Trim it to shape just so and send it in as an image.
As a bonus, you get to do a coloured background or something if you like.
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What a sneaky idea.
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10-30-2004, 12:37 PM
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thank god!
someone out there who freely admits to farting...and tap dancing whilst doing it...
*grin*
dont get me wrong, i understand that farting isnt "sexy" but damn, its real.
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Happy now?
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10-30-2004, 12:41 PM
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if you let me have it back, i can make it smell like noank (sea) again...
howevah
i dont think i could pry it from your grasp.
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LOVE THAT ASS. (blurt inserted here to keep continuity within the thread)
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The jury is still out on that.
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btw...
Yours is better. 
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10-30-2004, 01:05 PM
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bain
1.\Bain\, n. [F. bain, fr. L. balneum. Cf. Bagnio.] A bath; a bagnio. [Obs.] --Holland.
2. alternative spelling for 'bane' used exclusively by Gauchecritic
That's another ten minutes of my life I can't fucking get back.
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10-30-2004, 01:28 PM
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bain
1.\Bain\, n. [F. bain, fr. L. balneum. Cf. Bagnio.] A bath; a bagnio. [Obs.] --Holland.
2. alternative spelling for 'bane' used exclusively by Gauchecritic
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Ha ha! No, you're not the only one...
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 What's a "bain"?
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Thorn in your side, fly in your ointment, darkness on your otherwise bright day, something which negates some of the good. That kind of thing.
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10-30-2004, 01:33 PM
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Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...
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I love my toast dripping with butter....now it's time to go back bed.
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So do I.
And my English Muffins........and sometimes.......my women. rowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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REAL butter, that is. Margarine has its place but it's not on toast or English mufin or scones or pancakes or anything like that. |
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10-30-2004, 01:50 PM
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Re: Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...
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Margarine has its place ...
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In the trash can. Gimme BUTTER!
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10-30-2004, 01:54 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...
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In the trash can. Gimme BUTTER!
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Where do ya want it?
~lucky
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10-30-2004, 01:59 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...
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Where do ya want it?
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Rrrrrrrrrright ... there!
BLURT: I think too many of my eggs are in the wrong basket.
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