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01-03-2005, 10:41 AM
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intellectual snob
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Originally posted by McKenna
McKenna's secret: In real life, I curse like a sailor. Yep, sweet voice, dirty mouth. My favorite line of cursing?
God-fucking-damn-it!
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That sounds very sexy. (I've heard you're voice.) You should put that on the lit radio- or do an audio story where a character sais that.
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01-03-2005, 10:54 AM
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intellectual snob
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How do you know until you try?
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01-04-2005, 05:14 PM
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WHOOP!!!!!!!!
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01-05-2005, 09:41 AM
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I like my horoscope today. 
Success puts you in a wonderful mood. You're never too busy to check in with the people who made it all possible for you. Toys and tools may come and go, but brilliant minds and skilled hands are always with you.
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01-05-2005, 01:42 PM
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ennui
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Quote:
Originally posted by RebeccaLeah
Toys and tools may come and go, but brilliant minds and skilled hands are always with you.
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Brilliant!
I'm  myself. Finished a story!
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01-05-2005, 02:20 PM
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01-05-2005, 02:46 PM
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creatively challenged....
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Mood:
I am finally in a good mood...it's been a while. But he made me happy ~ even if he did it just to make me happy...
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
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01-09-2005, 01:31 PM
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Experienced
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I will not read your stupid sniper story until after you shag me. Period.
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01-09-2005, 01:36 PM
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Literotica Guru
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i will not write another story until u shag me. Fullstop.
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01-09-2005, 01:50 PM
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ennui
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I am too emotionally drained to even blurt properly. *sigh*
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01-09-2005, 01:55 PM
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Oh, I'm supposed to change my life with 80 fucking quid, am I?
I feel fantastic!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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01-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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ennui
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Daydreams ... DELICIOUS! 
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01-10-2005, 06:08 PM
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Stud Muffin
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Scarlett Thomas does not give the fuck about if I live or die.
So why should I read her stupid stories and take notes?
Yes, talking to the dog is better than talking to me.
I'll take my chance with that nice gay man from SoCal.
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01-10-2005, 08:38 PM
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Blue Mud
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01-10-2005, 09:50 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Quote:
Originally posted by lucky-E-leven
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Is this some kind of bizarre new free-association thread that I don't quite understand?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-12-2005, 06:27 AM
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ennui
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There is something so incredibly titillating about the period just before consummation. The cusp. Gawd, I wish I could bottle that anticipation!
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01-12-2005, 06:37 AM
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Sean Thomas, my arse.
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01-12-2005, 07:41 AM
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theres something about the word 'arse' that always makes me laugh. hrm.
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01-12-2005, 01:15 PM
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Really Experienced
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dyslexia?
I keep seeing this thing on the pages, and I keep reading, "Help Fight World Poetry."
I swear, I know I'm going to see it, and I know what it really says. I just can't seem to help but to read it incorrectly, every time. And it always startles me and infuriates me for a nanosecond.
(More than dyslexia, I'm afraid!)
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01-12-2005, 01:36 PM
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ennui
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Re: dyslexia?
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Originally posted by foehn
I keep seeing this thing on the pages, and I keep reading, "Help Fight World Poetry."
I swear, I know I'm going to see it, and I know what it really says. I just can't seem to help but to read it incorrectly, every time. And it always startles me and infuriates me for a nanosecond.
(More than dyslexia, I'm afraid!)
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Nice to see you on the AH, my friend!
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01-12-2005, 02:00 PM
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Literotica Guru
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01-12-2005, 02:01 PM
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Literotica Guru
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01-12-2005, 02:02 PM
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01-12-2005, 02:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
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01-12-2005, 02:03 PM
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