Old 01-03-2005, 11:41 AM   #1251
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McKenna's secret: In real life, I curse like a sailor. Yep, sweet voice, dirty mouth. My favorite line of cursing?

God-fucking-damn-it!
That sounds very sexy. (I've heard you're voice.) You should put that on the lit radio- or do an audio story where a character sais that.

 

Old 01-03-2005, 11:54 AM   #1252
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Old 01-04-2005, 06:14 PM   #1253
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:41 AM   #1254
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I like my horoscope today.

Success puts you in a wonderful mood. You're never too busy to check in with the people who made it all possible for you. Toys and tools may come and go, but brilliant minds and skilled hands are always with you.
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Old 01-05-2005, 02:42 PM   #1255
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Toys and tools may come and go, but brilliant minds and skilled hands are always with you.
Brilliant!

I'm myself. Finished a story!
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM   #1256
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Brilliant!

I'm myself. Finished a story!
Congrats!!! I'll do a few nana dances for you too.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:46 PM   #1257
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Old 01-09-2005, 02:31 PM   #1258
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I will not read your stupid sniper story until after you shag me. Period.
 

Old 01-09-2005, 02:36 PM   #1259
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i will not write another story until u shag me. Fullstop.
 

Old 01-09-2005, 02:50 PM   #1260
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I am too emotionally drained to even blurt properly. *sigh*
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Old 01-09-2005, 02:55 PM   #1261
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Oh, I'm supposed to change my life with 80 fucking quid, am I?

I feel fantastic!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
 

Old 01-10-2005, 06:56 PM   #1262
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Daydreams ... DELICIOUS!
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Old 01-10-2005, 07:08 PM   #1263
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Scarlett Thomas does not give the fuck about if I live or die.

So why should I read her stupid stories and take notes?

Yes, talking to the dog is better than talking to me.

I'll take my chance with that nice gay man from SoCal.
 

Old 01-10-2005, 09:38 PM   #1264
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Old 01-10-2005, 10:50 PM   #1265
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Is this some kind of bizarre new free-association thread that I don't quite understand?

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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-12-2005, 07:27 AM   #1266
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There is something so incredibly titillating about the period just before consummation. The cusp. Gawd, I wish I could bottle that anticipation!
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:37 AM   #1267
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Sean Thomas, my arse.
 

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theres something about the word 'arse' that always makes me laugh. hrm.
 

Old 01-12-2005, 02:15 PM   #1269
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dyslexia?

I keep seeing this thing on the pages, and I keep reading, "Help Fight World Poetry."

I swear, I know I'm going to see it, and I know what it really says. I just can't seem to help but to read it incorrectly, every time. And it always startles me and infuriates me for a nanosecond.

(More than dyslexia, I'm afraid!)



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Old 01-12-2005, 02:36 PM   #1270
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Re: dyslexia?

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I keep seeing this thing on the pages, and I keep reading, "Help Fight World Poetry."

I swear, I know I'm going to see it, and I know what it really says. I just can't seem to help but to read it incorrectly, every time. And it always startles me and infuriates me for a nanosecond.

(More than dyslexia, I'm afraid!)
Nice to see you on the AH, my friend!
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