Old 07-03-2013, 01:28 AM   #107501
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:54 AM   #107502
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Gah, I am shattered. I took Piglet to the concert at the end of her two days orchestral workshop with the High School, and during it Outlaw Dad's helper was trying to phone so I knew something was up. He fell over and cut his head, and was in hospital. So instead of praising Piglet and hanging out with her friends, we had to rush home and try to find out what was going on. He was OK, so I had to reassure Piglet, Outlaw Granny, the Fella, get people talking about their amazing concert, amazing meeting in London, make sure the kittens were still surviving, then do the washing up and clear the kitchen. (Nobody asked me about my amazing clean floor of course.)

Piglet will be in a right state and I might keep her home today. So-o I don't know when I shall fit in that marking. But I have two weeks really so I will just have to leave it and tell the students not to be so impatient, as I also have to find my paper to take to my not-so-amazing conference this weekend and feed a recently en-doctored ex-student coming round for lunch. Sigh.
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Old 07-03-2013, 03:46 AM   #107503
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:07 PM   #107504
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:16 PM   #107505
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That's one of the funniest I've seen.
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:18 PM   #107506
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Old 07-03-2013, 06:41 PM   #107508
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Old 07-04-2013, 02:39 AM   #107510
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:30 AM   #107513
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What is it that, given the first half-decent weather, some evil-minded wazzock gets his machines out and attacks the garden ? Worse, gets a contractor in!.
I mean, Health & safety rules over here insist that workers wear appropriate protective gear, particularly ear-defenders.
I'd like to know why the rest of the street isn't issued with hearing protection, 'cos this prat down the road is driving me NUTS with his petrol-powered hedge trimmer.
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We went to the pool with the kids, and had fun swimming. The pool also had various events. One event was the goldfish catch.

We now have two goldfish.
 

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We went to the pool with the kids, and had fun swimming. The pool also had various events. One event was the goldfish catch.

We now have two goldfish.
I ended up with a goldfish not long ago. They can live a really long time if taken proper care of but proper care is an investment. We found a good pond to release it into. Either it's better off or it was someone's dinner.
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I ended up with a goldfish not long ago. They can live a really long time if taken proper care of but proper care is an investment. We found a good pond to release it into. Either it's better off or it was someone's dinner.
My first surprise was that there were real fish involved. I did not expect them to dump real fish into the little kids' pool. I didn't think fish and chlorinated water mixed. And for my daughter, she "caught" her fish when the lifeguard handed her one. I myself caught PennBoy's fish. Much easier to scoop with the hands and put it in the bag.

I had two large-ish vases, which now house one fish each, and we stopped and bought some fish food. We may invest a little more, but we will see, and it won't be much.
 

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Strange, is it not, how it has been the habit of sons (and on occasion, daughters) for countless generations.
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Dads, too, when we can get away with it...

Actually, we have at least one "jammie day" every school holiday. Idleness is the mother of creativity...
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Dads, too, when we can get away with it...

Actually, we have at least one "jammie day" every school holiday. Idleness is the mother of creativity...
We have "jammie days" at work. Even better. Although since I work at a grade school, I have to be very careful in my choice of jammies.
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