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Old 02-11-2013, 07:24 PM   #105652
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Did you forget or did you choose to ignore it? Even though I had expected it, the silence still stings. I think it was a choice – and that’s what hurts the most.
It has been over five years and I still cry when I read this post. I'm sorry M.
 

Old 02-11-2013, 07:25 PM   #105653
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And yet I still have feelings for one of them. What the hell is wrong with me?
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Cojones defy logic every time. Fact.
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Are we to understand that "Valley Girl" is slightly dim (dumb blonde) or Essex girl ?
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Are we to understand that "Valley Girl" is slightly dim (dumb blonde) or Essex girl ?
Spot on, HP...
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You're kinda cute yourself, TGP!
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Lets’s see:
Rule 1- Keep your hands where the officer can see them. Seems reasonable.
Rule 2- Don’t make any sudden moves. You’ll be sorry.
Rule 3- Don’t run from the police. Never a good idea.
Rule 4- Answer truthfully and follow instructions. Why not?

How’s this a problem? I had the same conversation with my son. I explained the officer has a difficult and often dangerous job, and has better things to do than “pick-on” you. The sooner he can safely complete his task, the quicker you can be on your way.

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I learned something about the oldest computer in the world.
2000 years old and called the Antikythera mechanism, after the island off which the wreckage was found of the boat that carried it.
It's an analogue computer for working out the positions of the planets and the moon over what seems to be a 19 year cycle.

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It's an analogue computer for working out the positions of the planets and the moon over what seems to be a 19 year cycle.

Bloody amazing.

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It is an amazing device. And some speculate it is a remnant of the Lost City of Atlantis. To call it a computer, however, is a bit of a stretch. It's much more like a gear operated calculator designed for a single purpose. Still, for being 2,000 years old it really is quite amazing.
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cardamom tea
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autumn
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truth
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pancakes with peanut butter and maple syrup
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the smell of leather
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lavender
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a good pen

(to be continued)

leather journals
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antique oak
the scent of freshly turned soil
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uncommon words
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the sound of his heartbeat
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Small riposte to Valentine madness



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