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02-05-2013, 11:26 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Biryani. 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type.  " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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02-06-2013, 02:31 AM
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Three of the four items crossed off the list. 2:30 in the morning. I'm going to sleep.
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02-06-2013, 03:48 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Three of the four items crossed off the list. 2:30 in the morning. I'm going to sleep.
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02-06-2013, 08:11 AM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Location: On the Move
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Sleep well, Lady. |
Thanks, HP.
Unrelated blurt:
There's a spider in the office, but it's up by the ceiling behind the desk where I can't reach. UGH |
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02-06-2013, 07:35 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pardes
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The mystery of the disappearing posts.
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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02-07-2013, 01:26 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: In my dreams
Posts: 4,362
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Originally Posted by damppanties
The mystery of the disappearing posts.
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I feared my latest one was so hot it had melted my personal connection to AH! 
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits  .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-07-2013, 02:33 AM
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Disarmed...
steve44uk is offline
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Beep beep, Richie.
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I feared my latest one was so hot it had melted my personal connection to AH! |
I bet you say that to all the boys...
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-07-2013, 02:45 AM
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Disarmed...
steve44uk is offline
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Location: Beep beep, Richie.
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
I bet you say that to all the boys... |
... and girls, apparently... 
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-07-2013, 03:28 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
The mystery of the disappearing posts.
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I feared my latest one was so hot it had melted my personal connection to AH! |
It's nice to know it's not just me, then.
I suffered a weird one on logging in. No sooner had I selected a thread, - not logged in ! |
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02-07-2013, 03:29 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
Biryani. |
korma |
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02-07-2013, 03:34 AM
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Disarmed...
steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
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Mmm, Indian food porn. Now we're talking... 
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-07-2013, 04:02 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Mmm, Indian food porn. Now we're talking... |
Sorry, but Very spicy food, such as "Indian" gives me no end of gut trouble.
A good Chinese meal, however. . . . . Bring it on! |
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02-07-2013, 04:06 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: In my dreams
Posts: 4,362
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
... and girls, apparently... |
Sure, Loverboy. I am what HP would call a ' perfect flower'.
ROFLOL!
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
Last edited by NaokoSmith : 02-07-2013 at 04:17 AM.
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02-07-2013, 04:44 AM
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Log Cabin Something
SEVERUSMAX is offline
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If I say something odd or unorthodox, just remember that you might think me wrong, but I'm in earnest. I'm being as tolerant of you as I expect you to be of me.
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RIP Colleen "Colly" Thomas....we were fortunate to have known you, my dear friend.
In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.
Until recently, I was an anarchist. Then I decided that I don't want planes flying into each other. If that means I betrayed your damned Revolution, sue me. You won't get a dime.
I support same-sex marriage. Gay people have every bit as much right to experience divorce as the rest of us.
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02-07-2013, 10:16 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
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If I say something odd or unorthodox, just remember that you might think me wrong, but I'm in earnest. I'm being as tolerant of you as I expect you to be of me.
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And with that is a letter:
A vacancy exists for an Associate Professor of Being Ernest.
Fancy the job? |
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02-07-2013, 12:29 PM
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Log Cabin Something
SEVERUSMAX is offline
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Rotflmao. :d
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RIP Colleen "Colly" Thomas....we were fortunate to have known you, my dear friend.
In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.
Until recently, I was an anarchist. Then I decided that I don't want planes flying into each other. If that means I betrayed your damned Revolution, sue me. You won't get a dime.
I support same-sex marriage. Gay people have every bit as much right to experience divorce as the rest of us.
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02-07-2013, 01:14 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by damppanties
Biryani. |
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
korma
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Mmm, Indian food porn. Now we're talking... |
Now I'm hungry.
__________________
My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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02-07-2013, 01:22 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Now I'm hungry.
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02-07-2013, 10:21 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
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Hey! I made the paper!
{A not too flattering picture of me reading to the first graders in the library. The newspaper called and said they needed "filler".}
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-08-2013, 01:32 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: In my dreams
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Originally Posted by glynndah
Hey! I made the paper!
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That's great!
__________________
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-08-2013, 04:13 AM
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Log Cabin Something
SEVERUSMAX is offline
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Why does everyone seem especially prudish lately? Grrrr.....seriously. It's getting old.
Including folks you'd never suspect. 
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RIP Colleen "Colly" Thomas....we were fortunate to have known you, my dear friend.
In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.
Until recently, I was an anarchist. Then I decided that I don't want planes flying into each other. If that means I betrayed your damned Revolution, sue me. You won't get a dime.
I support same-sex marriage. Gay people have every bit as much right to experience divorce as the rest of us.
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02-08-2013, 06:15 AM
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Ancient writer
oggbashan is online now
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Location: Facing the sea.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
Hey! I made the paper!
{A not too flattering picture of me reading to the first graders in the library. The newspaper called and said they needed "filler".}
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I had a complaint yesterday from one of my neighbours. The competing local papers publish on Thursdays.
His complaint?
"Doesn't anyone else get asked their views on current issues?"
Apparently between the two newspaper groups and five issues tailored for different areas, I was quoted eleven times yesterday. Some were for responses to what I had been recorded as saying last week.
I had to agree, but no one else locally who is not already an elected Councillor, is involved in so many organisations and issues.
Yesterday I was noted for: flooding, touring caravan parks, archaeology, the Museum, the Library, and improvements to facilities for local footballers.
The newspapers don't bother to add their stock photos of me after complaints from readers: "We know what [og's real name] looks like. We don't want to see him every week."
They don't complain when many pictures of the local Pageant Queen are published, but she only features for a year. I've been featured for 30 years... |
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02-08-2013, 08:42 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
Hey! I made the paper!
{A not too flattering picture of me reading to the first graders in the library. The newspaper called and said they needed "filler".}
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Got to be better than an e-book thingy, surely ?
Good For you! |
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02-08-2013, 08:46 AM
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Really Experienced
Fag-Ash_Lil is offline
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Location: Certified Insane
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Bloody Og!
He gets more mentions than I do.
But I get more ciggies.
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02-08-2013, 08:52 AM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is online now
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Computer problems are a bitch!
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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