Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

Have you tried Martens on, Dampy? I wear nothing but (trainers and wellies aside), and a life of working on my feet (no streetwalker gags, please...) means that I have no ankles to speak of either, but I can still get my size 12s into DMs. They are comfy, as well as being things of beauty.

My only issue is that they only do the really cool designs and colours up to a size 11. I once fell in love with a pair of purple Martens, and bought them in an 11. I was crippled for about 3 weeks until they stretched (or I permanently deformed my feet, I'm not sure...), but they were SO worth it...

Hmmm... I haven't. Might have to check those out.

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

If you insist on Anjin-san, I elect to be called Toronaga.

Damps, I assume that you feet bend somehow at the end of your legs?
One of the nice thing about good boots is that the Ankle is not supposed to bend much (if at all). The work is done in the toes. And a good pair of boots are worth every penny.

LOL Handley. I assure you there's ankle in there somewhere but the issues with boots are that they're made for people with much slimmer ankles.

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

But did you see my open offer for your toes? Having missed the butt cheek, I'm anxious to know what you might consider for your toes. My heart? May I give you my heart?

My God. Did you even see the pic? Why would you want those toes? I'll give them to you for free.

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by damppanties

Hmmm... I haven't. Might have to check those out.

LOL Handley. I assure you there's ankle in there somewhere but the issues with boots are that they're made for people with much slimmer ankles.

My God. Did you even see the pic? Why would you want those toes? I'll give them to you for free.

Oh little toes, I love you so! . I love my new toes so-o much. Little toes, little toes, I love you so.

Oh dear, unfortunately I've already lost my heart to you.

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

Oh little toes, I love you so! . I love my new toes so-o much. Little toes, little toes, I love you so.

Oh dear, unfortunately I've already lost my heart to you.

Sapphic love and a foot fetish! You guys really know how to mess with a fella's libido, doncha...?

[steve44uk]

Flat tyre. FML...

[NaokoSmith]

Shaun the sheep!

You are hilarious.

And you are a boss where you work. Do you wear a suit and a white shirt? You will tell all about the shave, won't you, when you eventually get shorn.

I don't hate line managers per se! just mine, for dull unsexy reasons. What they did was so stunningly unreasonable that senior management came down to tread on their heads and make them give me my job back. so all's well that ends well.

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

Shaun the sheep!

You are hilarious.

And you are a boss where you work. Do you wear a suit and a white shirt? You will tell all about the shave, won't you, when you eventually get shorn.

I don't hate line managers per se! just mine, for dull unsexy reasons. What they did was so stunningly unreasonable that senior management came down to tread on their heads and make them give me my job back. so all's well that ends well.

No, no suit or white shirt, I'm afraid. Well, not unless you ask me nicely...

Don't worry, I'll share my shave, as and when. (I'm currently on page 3 of your general story while I wait for my new tyres, but no shave yet...)

I'm glad your senior management saw the error of their minions' ways. Every organisation deserves at least one honourable slut...

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

No, no suit or white shirt, I'm afraid. Well, not unless you ask me nicely...

Don't worry, I'll share my shave, as and when. (I'm currently on page 3 of your general story while I wait for my new tyres, but no shave yet...)

I'm glad your senior management saw the error of their minions' ways. Every organisation deserves at least one honourable slut...

ROFL, you might like the General . Although like all my pre-editor material, the story's full of run-ons.

I have to be very careful not to be slutty at work! Only on Tuesdays and if there are builders on site . An honourable slut can have fun, y'know! but s/he would never break anyone's

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

ROFL, you might like the General . Although like all my pre-editor material, the story's full of run-ons.

I have to be very careful not to be slutty at work! Only on Tuesdays and if there are builders on site . An honourable slut can have fun, y'know! but s/he would never break anyone's

Just finished the shave scene. Now how can I go for mine without wanting a post-tonsorial fuck...?

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

Just finished the shave scene. Now how can I go for mine without wanting a post-tonsorial fuck...?

You would want to have a shave without a post-tonsorial fuck?

You are not only wearing your Barbour! You just said that to get us all going.

I used to go to a barber's in Dalston to get my hair trimmed. It was in my rugby playing days, when I was trying to be butch and was wearing my hair severely cropped at the back and sides. I used to go to a Caribbean barber called Gold T. He had a gold tooth and a patois so thick I couldn't understand a word. I was the palest person in the place and the only woman.

When I was in there once, Gold T started chatting to a friend while trimming my hair and without thinking began shaving my cheekbones as well as doing the back and sides.

Once there was a bit of a do because there was a young lad in there grumbling about something. A man walked by the shop, looked in and saw him and ran in the shop. I think the lad must have done something to his sister because I swear he was going to kill him. The lad dodged behind my chair, the man started trying to get round it to get him. Gold T was swinging me in the chair round to try and block him off, while remonstrating. I mean, they were not going to be calling the police in there for assistance! so I was a bit concerned. And after Gold T managed to persuade the man to go away without causing anyone ABH, his hands were shaking so much I was worried he would nick my neck with the cut-throat razor!

[steve44uk]

Well, I've never been shaved by someone else before, so there's no association. Until now... Poor fella's not going to know what hit him!

You're right. I've taken the Barbour off now...

You're an ex-rugby player? Me too. I get my vicarious thrills watching my boys play now, and bellowing from the touchline. I forget, sometimes, how loud my voice is (a 52" chest is a great amplifier, who knew...?). I terrified one woman a few weeks back by shouting *ahem* encouragement at my eldest's team as I stalked up the touchline to follow the play. Poor lass jumped about a foot in the air!

You're a north London girl? Oh dear, you're dead to me now... Despite being a Geordie, my dad's family are all south of the river. I'd often heard that north London was full of thugs and rude boys / girls. Now I know it...

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

You would want to have a shave without a post-tonsorial fuck?

You are not only wearing your Barbour! You just said that to get us all going.

I used to go to a barber's in Dalston to get my hair trimmed. It was in my rugby playing days, when I was trying to be butch and was wearing my hair severely cropped at the back and sides. I used to go to a Caribbean barber called Gold T. He had a gold tooth and a patois so thick I couldn't understand a word. I was the palest person in the place and the only woman.

When I was in there once, Gold T started chatting to a friend while trimming my hair and without thinking began shaving my cheekbones as well as doing the back and sides.

Once there was a bit of a do because there was a young lad in there grumbling about something. A man walked by the shop, looked in and saw him and ran in the shop. I think the lad must have done something to his sister because I swear he was going to kill him. The lad dodged behind my chair, the man started trying to get round it to get him. Gold T was swinging me in the chair round to try and block him off, while remonstrating. I mean, they were not going to be calling the police in there for assistance! so I was a bit concerned. And after Gold T managed to persuade the man to go away without causing anyone ABH, his hands were shaking so much I was worried he would nick my neck with the cut-throat razor!

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

Well, I've never been shaved by someone else before, so there's no association. Until now... Poor fella's not going to know what hit him!

You're right. I've taken the Barbour off now...

You're an ex-rugby player? Me too. I get my vicarious thrills watching my boys play now, and bellowing from the touchline. I forget, sometimes, how loud my voice is (a 52" chest is a great amplifier, who knew...?). I terrified one woman a few weeks back by shouting *ahem* encouragement at my eldest's team as I stalked up the touchline to follow the play. Poor lass jumped about a foot in the air!

You're a north London girl? Oh dear, you're dead to me now... Despite being a Geordie, my dad's family are all south of the river. I'd often heard that north London was full of thugs and rude boys / girls. Now I know it...

Yes, I knew we had a lot in common! I played lots of different positions . I was a hooker once or twice . But mostly I played full-back. Until I tore my knee up.

rugby parents! I was hoping my daughter would take it up but the minis group for her age practice wasn't at a good time and now she's expressing an interest in cricket .

I've moved a lot further South now! ROFL. Me and my rude boy ways and my Barbour. Which I keep on when I go to the garage!

[damppanties]

NaokoSmith, you might need a 12-step program to un-addict yourself from smileys. Just saying.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely

Just hanging around.

Don't stand in the rain, Babs. You'll get wet.

Originally Posted by damppanties

NaokoSmith, you might need a 12-step program to un-addict yourself from smileys. Just saying.

Gotta be better than LOL or ROFL, surely.

Found you a good tune: HERE

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by damppanties

NaokoSmith, you might need a 12-step program to un-addict yourself from smileys. Just saying.

First s and now s.

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

First s and now s.

Did you see your banana-check in Make Me Dirty...?

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

Did you see your banana-check in Make Me Dirty...?

Was that exquisitely curved for me? You are sweet to me. (Pass the sugar? )

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

Was that exquisitely curved for me? You are sweet to me. (Pass the sugar? )

As a long-standing (-kneeling?) second row man, and you a prop, I'd suggest that I'm in a better position to make use of that sugar, honey. Honey...

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

As a long-standing (-kneeling?) second row man, and you a prop, I'd suggest that I'm in a better position to make use of that sugar, honey. Honey...

Hooker, honey. An even sweeter dream than you'd remembered

[oggbashan]

I have just come back from watching the 2012 movie Quartet with Billy Connolly, Maggie Smith etc.

I enjoyed it, particularly the performances in the minor roles by many people I remember from my earlier years as a theatre and opera-goer in London. Even the younger actors fitted in well as the elderly ones hammed outrageous caricatures of their younger selves.

If you get a chance - see it.

[trysail]

The goddamn morons actually believe that if something is covered by insurance it's somehow "free."

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by NaokoSmith

rugby parents! I was hoping my daughter would take it up but the minis group for her age practice wasn't at a good time and now she's expressing an interest in cricket .

There are worse things. Several of them, in fact.
but cricket is a sweet game which demands concentration and an appreciation of surfaces.
It helps to appreciate the theory of spin bowling, as well!

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

There are worse things. Several of them, in fact.
but cricket is a sweet game which demands concentration and an appreciation of surfaces.
It helps to appreciate the theory of spin bowling, as well!

I guess you're right. And women invented overarm bowling, so she should get on well,

(I'm posting no roses today, Sassenach!)

[Belegon]

It is now a few minutes after midnight on the east coast. But it is just after 9 pm in California. So, in the place where we were together, it is still the 46th birthday of a woman I shared many firsts with... And interestingly, I've been thinking about her all day.

Teri, I haven't spoken to you in something like 25 years and it's been 28 since I I've actually seen you... I hope those years have been kind. I wish we could get together and share a bottle of wine and some good food and just laugh about what fools we were. And maybe we wouldn't see each other again for another quarter century after that... but it would be fun.

[glynndah]

Originally Posted by Belegon

It is now a few minutes after midnight on the east coast. But it is just after 9 pm in California. So, in the place where we were together, it is still the 46th birthday of a woman I shared many firsts with... And interestingly, I've been thinking about her all day.

Teri, I haven't spoken to you in something like 25 years and it's been 28 since I I've actually seen you... I hope those years have been kind. I wish we could get together and share a bottle of wine and some good food and just laugh about what fools we were. And maybe we wouldn't see each other again for another quarter century after that... but it would be fun.

I like this. I hope she feels the same way.

[NaokoSmith]

Originally Posted by glynndah

I like this. I hope she feels the same way.

I like it too. I hope she reads it and PMs you!

I like the kilt, especially today! Let's hope we beat the sassenachs in the Calcutta Cup match