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I see. Well, I've taken many pictures, but not of my back.
I can appreciated the difficulty.

Sadly, there are all too many pictures of my front.
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I can appreciated the difficulty.

Sadly, there are all too many pictures of my front.
Why sadly?
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Why sadly?
It's not pretty. I was trying to sell you a lemon...
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It's not pretty. I was trying to sell you a lemon...
But I might like lemons.
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Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...
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Can I have photos of the yummy lemon tummy too? I would ask for ones of the back but I think I know the answer!

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I'm pretty sure there are laws governing the gazumping of ongoing tummy transactions... But maybe if you ask really nicely...
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Hm, no photographer. Maybe substitute parts?
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I came here to blurt something else but now I don't want to interrupt this awesome swap going on. And I might even get lucky. So...


I need new legs.
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I need new legs.
You can find legs here. But they might not be what you're looking for . . .
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I like the look of them. And if you don't have any trouble finding footwear, I'll take them!
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LOL No trouble at all.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:05 PM   #105463
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That's my dream. To not wear boring dress shoes and find awesome boots that fit.

And... um... in exchange, I could offer a butt. Or a head. I think.
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That's my dream. To not wear boring dress shoes and find awesome boots that fit.

And... um... in exchange, I could offer a butt. Or a head. I think.
Well, I don't have the best head on earth, but I am used to it, after all these years. A butt, however, would be a good trade.

As for shoes, I had a pair of boots, burgundy leather, short, above the ankle but not to the calf, 4" spike heels . . . I called them my hooker boots.
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Well, I don't have the best head on earth, but I am used to it, after all these years. A butt, however, would be a good trade.

As for shoes, I had a pair of boots, burgundy leather, short, above the ankle but not to the calf, 4" spike heels . . . I called them my hooker boots.
Right. My butt is yours.

And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
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Right. My butt is yours.

And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
I have others. I guess they should go with the legs, although they might not be your style.

ETA: Here's a pair . . .

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ETA: Here's a pair . . .

Very nice! Though the heel might be painful. I'm on a campus that has too many steep inclines.
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Very nice! Though the heel might be painful. I'm on a campus that has too many steep inclines.
Very true.




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I'm thinking I should bake a ham tomorrow.
A ham! Do you cook it in coca cola?

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Right. My butt is yours.

And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
Og posted some lovely boots a bit higher up.

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Og posted some lovely boots a bit higher up.



Pretty pretty please, please on my knees
(Nobody gets my knees, they have the sweetest scar ever to come out of a cruciate ligament replacement op. The surgeon fell for my knee and refused to cut it up too much, I was a bit disappointed as I was hoping for something more butch .)
I have cooked ham that way but not often.


My favorite boots are these. Rugged, not girlie. And comfortable.
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I'm thinking I should bake a ham tomorrow.
Wow. I go away for a few hours and you guys are swapping body parts like two Barbies at a yard sale. Awesome!

I feel like there may be a viable business model here. Limbs 'R' Us? Butt-Mart?

Good plan, Lynn. We have the most amazing pork butcher up on the moors near us. I feel inspired to pay him a visit now...

Another unrelated blurt: for the first time this year it's not completely dark when I set off for work.
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And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
Fats Waller had thought or two on the subject.

Have you looked for a pair of Doc Martins ?
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I have cooked ham that way but not often.


My favorite boots are these. Rugged, not girlie. And comfortable.
You must've liked Og's boots.

Damppanties -
I will swap my pink wellies for a butt cheek? HP has already said he likes them. (Photo higher up the thread.)

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not only is it not dark but it's a fine windy day! She says, rushing out into the garden with arms full of laundry.


(Oh, that banana felt good! C'mon, I have been very restrained recently.)
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Damppanties -
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not only is it not dark but it's a fine windy day! She says, rushing out into the garden with arms full of laundry.


(Oh, that banana felt good! C'mon, I have been very restrained recently.)
Gazumping again, Naoko? Dampy's butt-cheeks are already spoken for...

Quite the mulier domesticata, aren't you...?

I think we got your rain.
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