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01-30-2013, 04:43 PM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
I see. Well, I've taken many pictures, but not of my back.
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I can appreciated the difficulty.
Sadly, there are all too many pictures of my front.
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Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-30-2013, 04:45 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
I can appreciated the difficulty.
Sadly, there are all too many pictures of my front.
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01-30-2013, 04:49 PM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Why sadly?
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It's not pretty. I was trying to sell you a lemon... 
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-30-2013, 05:00 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
It's not pretty. I was trying to sell you a lemon... |
But I might like lemons. |
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01-30-2013, 06:24 PM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
But I might like lemons.
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Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...
__________________
My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-30-2013, 06:35 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: In my dreams
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...
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Can I have photos of the yummy lemon tummy too? I would ask for ones of the back but I think I know the answer!
 
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Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-30-2013, 06:39 PM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
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I'm pretty sure there are laws governing the gazumping of ongoing tummy transactions... But maybe if you ask really nicely... 
__________________
My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-30-2013, 07:06 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...
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Hm, no photographer. Maybe substitute parts? |
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01-30-2013, 08:26 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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I came here to blurt something else but now I don't want to interrupt this awesome swap going on. And I might even get lucky. So...
I need new legs. 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type.  " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-30-2013, 08:31 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
I came here to blurt something else but now I don't want to interrupt this awesome swap going on. And I might even get lucky. So...
I need new legs. |
You can find legs here. But they might not be what you're looking for . . . |
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01-30-2013, 08:39 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
You can find legs here. But they might not be what you're looking for . . . |
I like the look of them. And if you don't have any trouble finding footwear, I'll take them! 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-30-2013, 08:41 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
I like the look of them. And if you don't have any trouble finding footwear, I'll take them! |
LOL No trouble at all. |
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01-30-2013, 09:05 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressLynn
LOL No trouble at all.
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That's my dream. To not wear boring dress shoes and find awesome boots that fit.
And... um... in exchange, I could offer a butt. Or a head. I think. 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-30-2013, 09:24 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
That's my dream. To not wear boring dress shoes and find awesome boots that fit.
And... um... in exchange, I could offer a butt. Or a head. I think. |
Well, I don't have the best head on earth, but I am used to it, after all these years. A butt, however, would be a good trade.
As for shoes, I had a pair of boots, burgundy leather, short, above the ankle but not to the calf, 4" spike heels . . . I called them my hooker boots. |
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01-30-2013, 11:09 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Well, I don't have the best head on earth, but I am used to it, after all these years. A butt, however, would be a good trade.
As for shoes, I had a pair of boots, burgundy leather, short, above the ankle but not to the calf, 4" spike heels . . . I called them my hooker boots. |
Right. My butt is yours.
And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-30-2013, 11:23 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
Right. My butt is yours.
And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date. |
I have others. I guess they should go with the legs, although they might not be your style. 
ETA: Here's a pair . . .
Last edited by MistressLynn : 01-30-2013 at 11:50 PM.
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01-31-2013, 12:42 AM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
I have others. I guess they should go with the legs, although they might not be your style.
ETA: Here's a pair . . .
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Very nice! Though the heel might be painful. I'm on a campus that has too many steep inclines. 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-31-2013, 12:54 AM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
Very nice! Though the heel might be painful. I'm on a campus that has too many steep inclines. |
Very true.
Unrelated blurt:
I'm thinking I should bake a ham tomorrow. |
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01-31-2013, 02:24 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Very true.
Unrelated blurt:
I'm thinking I should bake a ham tomorrow.
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A ham! Do you cook it in coca cola?
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Originally Posted by damppanties
Right. My butt is yours.
And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date.
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Og posted some lovely boots a bit higher up.
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Originally Posted by Steve44UK
I'm pretty sure there are laws governing the gazumping of ongoing tummy transactions... But maybe if you ask really nicely...
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Pretty pretty please, please on my knees
(Nobody gets my knees, they have the sweetest scar ever to come out of a cruciate ligament replacement op. The surgeon fell for my knee and refused to cut it up too much, I was a bit disappointed as I was hoping for something more butch .)
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-31-2013, 02:33 AM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
A ham! Do you cook it in coca cola?
Og posted some lovely boots a bit higher up.
Pretty pretty please, please on my knees
(Nobody gets my knees, they have the sweetest scar ever to come out of a cruciate ligament replacement op. The surgeon fell for my knee and refused to cut it up too much, I was a bit disappointed as I was hoping for something more butch .) |
I have cooked ham that way but not often.
My favorite boots are these. Rugged, not girlie. And comfortable. |
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01-31-2013, 02:37 AM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
My favorite boots are these. Rugged, not girlie. And comfortable. |
*drools*
__________________
My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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01-31-2013, 02:59 AM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Very true.
Unrelated blurt:
I'm thinking I should bake a ham tomorrow.
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Wow. I go away for a few hours and you guys are swapping body parts like two Barbies at a yard sale. Awesome!
I feel like there may be a viable business model here. Limbs 'R' Us? Butt-Mart?
Good plan, Lynn. We have the most amazing pork butcher up on the moors near us. I feel inspired to pay him a visit now...
Another unrelated blurt: for the first time this year it's not completely dark when I set off for work.
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-31-2013, 04:27 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
Right. My butt is yours.
And... Oh. Boots. I have never been able to fit my 'tree trunk' feet into any boots to date. |
Fats Waller had thought or two on the subject.
Have you looked for a pair of Doc Martins ? |
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01-31-2013, 05:15 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
I have cooked ham that way but not often.
My favorite boots are these. Rugged, not girlie. And comfortable. |
You must've liked Og's boots.
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I will swap my pink wellies for a butt cheek? HP has already said he likes them. (Photo higher up the thread.)
Steve -
not only is it not dark but it's a fine windy day! She says, rushing out into the garden with arms full of laundry.
(Oh, that banana felt good! C'mon, I have been very restrained recently.)
__________________
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-31-2013, 07:27 AM
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steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
You must've liked Og's boots.
Damppanties -
I will swap my pink wellies for a butt cheek?
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not only is it not dark but it's a fine windy day! She says, rushing out into the garden with arms full of laundry.
(Oh, that banana felt good! C'mon, I have been very restrained recently.) |
Gazumping again, Naoko? Dampy's butt-cheeks are already spoken for...
Quite the mulier domesticata, aren't you...?
I think we got your rain. 
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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