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Old 01-24-2013, 04:05 PM   #105327
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The Black Widow says: "Assemble Avengers!"

Well, I went to the role-playing bit of the board in hopes of a nice thread where I might find Loki in a compromising posting position and was sorely disappointed! In fact, I'm not even sore. Meh.

What a lot of incest and bad writing! I couldn't see any Avengers. There was a Star Trek thread but after long bios of all the characters, it descended into the Captain having a bad cough that week.

No, that was seriously all of it. There wasn't any Worf wrestling with Deanna or Nurse Chapel giving Chekov a bit of extra TLC.

There was a bit of Batman with someone, I never worked out who she was, but the protagonists had become so excited that the spelling errors drove me wild. The writing didn't.

We should stick to six words. If I could find a few more players I would set up a sort of story thread. I probably would allow more than six words but there should certainly be some artistic rules of the game. I don't know! Anyone would think people come on here for the sex.

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Well, I went to the role-playing bit of the board in hopes of a nice thread where I might find Loki in a compromising posting position and was sorely disappointed! In fact, I'm not even sore. Meh.

What a lot of incest and bad writing! I couldn't see any Avengers. There was a Star Trek thread but after long bios of all the characters, it descended into the Captain having a bad cough that week.

No, that was seriously all of it. There wasn't any Worf wrestling with Deanna or Nurse Chapel giving Chekov a bit of extra TLC.

There was a bit of Batman with someone, I never worked out who she was, but the protagonists had become so excited that the spelling errors drove me wild. The writing didn't.

We should stick to six words. If I could find a few more players I would set up a sort of story thread. I probably would allow more than six words but there should certainly be some artistic rules of the game. I don't know! Anyone would think people come on here for the sex.

Oh la la la, , la la la , la nana, la nana.
There's sex here?
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:42 PM   #105329
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My sentiments exactly...

Never mind, Naoko. Looks like you'll have to assemble your own crack team <bites lip>. From my few brief forays into the RP boards, I suspected you might not have much joy.

Maybe I should stick to writing Only Fools and Horses pastiches...
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I have been watching a programme on Cairo's Museum.

Part of it was in the desert and showed an extensive (several miles of tunnels underground) catacomb of mummified animals. Apparently mummified animals were offerings to the gods seeking favours or thanks for past favours.

The animals were expensive to mummify because it was a complicated and long-winded process. The cost also rose if the animal was exotic in Egypt.

But archaelogists have found that many of the millions of mummified animals were actually fakes. Once the animal was wrapped and preserved all that could be seen was the vague shape of a bird, a cat, a monkey etc.

The purchaser couldn't know whether what they were offering to the gods was actually the animal they had paid to be mummified or a bundle of rags that was approximately the same shape and weight as a properly mummified creature.

'Buyer beware' applied several thousand years ago just as it does now.

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My sentiments exactly...

Never mind, Naoko. Looks like you'll have to assemble your own crack team <bites lip>. From my few brief forays into the RP boards, I suspected you might not have much joy.

Maybe I should stick to writing Only Fools and Horses pastiches...
Migosh, we collected a fan in the Six Words Story thread!

FrostyZen, won't you join in fun?

You can be Batman. Or Robin. Or Catgirl. (Nice heels!) Or a Ninja turtle, if you insist on the Zen Buddhism.

As for you, Steve, after that crack about the crack team I should keep tight hold of that chandelier! and make sure your aspidistras are flying.

ROFLOL!
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Migosh, we collected a fan in the Six Words Story thread!

FrostyZen, won't you join in fun?

You can be Batman. Or Robin. Or Catgirl. (Nice heels!) Or a Ninja turtle, if you insist on the Zen Buddhism.

As for you, Steve, after that crack about the crack team I should keep tight hold of that chandelier! and make sure your aspidistras are flying.

ROFLOL!
Oooh, we should totally have a fan club. Thinko of a name. We could have dancing banana pin badges. And sparkly cowboy hats. And decoder rings! I've never understood what one is, but I've always wanted one.

I'm off to start signing Hulk photos...

And my aspidistra's nearly always flying...
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I'm off to start signing Hulk photos...

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BTW, what is schwarma? We can have that too!

C'mon Handley, you can be Dan Dare.
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C'mon Handley, you can be Dan Dare.
Digby's more my speed...
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See, Handley, Steve is begging you to be Digby . How can you resist? Anyone for The Mekon?

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New Zealand Environmentalist Wants To Exterminate Cats
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Gareth Morgan hasn't said he's a dog person, but he's definitely not a cat person. Morgan, a top New Zealand economist and environmentalist, is campaigning for a cat-free country...

In order to eliminate cats on the island, Morgan has four steps, which he outlined to The Atlantic in an email interview:
1. "All cats to be registered chipped and neutered raising the barriers to cat ownership to those similarly already faced by dog owners. Chipping instead of collars is because cats more easily slip collars. [Ed: Chipping, or micro-chipping, means inserting an implant under the skin for identification.]
2. "Citizens to be encouraged to cage-trap cats wandering on their properties and turn them in to the local authority.
3. "Cats surrendered to the local authority Pound, to be euthanized if unregistered, to return to registered owner who is fined.
4. "Councils to offer free disposal of cats. Vets are prohibitively expensive."

***more***


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Migosh, we collected a fan in the Six Words Story thread!

FrostyZen, won't you join in fun?

You can be Batman. Or Robin. Or Catgirl. (Nice heels!) Or a Ninja turtle, if you insist on the Zen Buddhism.

As for you, Steve, after that crack about the crack team I should keep tight hold of that chandelier! and make sure your aspidistras are flying.

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ROFLOL!
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BTW, what is schwarma? We can have that too!

C'mon Handley, you can be Dan Dare.
Well, I'm not sure my jaw is the right shape, but I'm old enough to favour Prof Joscellin Peabody (who's body, if I recall aright) was anything but.

Sadly, I cannot find any of the Dan Dare radio plays on you tube.

< evil chuckle from the Mekon >
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