Old 01-14-2013, 07:55 AM   #105201
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Ah, aging MILF's. My favorite group of people.

Aging? She's young enough to have been my daughter if I had married my first fiancée.

But I didn't. Nor the second, nor the third. But somehow we remained on friendly terms.

When I met my wife we decided not to bother with getting 'engaged'. We had too many broken engagements behind us. We just got married.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 09:14 AM   #105202
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Ah, aging MILF's. My favorite group of people.

I fit the aging . . .





Unrelated blurt:

My pedometer died.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 09:22 AM   #105203
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I fit the aging . . .





Unrelated blurt:

My pedometer died.
And the MILF part also.

There is a plot bunny jumping around in here somewhere and I'm not talking about your pedometer dying either.
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:28 AM   #105204
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And the MILF part also.

There is a plot bunny jumping around in here somewhere and I'm not talking about your pedometer dying either.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 10:24 AM   #105205
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I fit the aging . . .





Unrelated blurt:

My pedometer died.
Don't we all, Lynn...?

I don't *think* I'm a MILF, tho...
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:26 AM   #105206
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And the MILF part also.

There is a plot bunny jumping around in here somewhere and I'm not talking about your pedometer dying either.
Thought I would let you know . . . I started writing already.

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Don't we all, Lynn...?

I don't *think* I'm a MILF, tho...
Oh, you "know" you are then?
 

Old 01-14-2013, 12:05 PM   #105207
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I had intended one on "Una Furtiva Lagrima" from Donizetti's L'Elisir D'Amore, but they don't agree.

All I have to find out is WHICH Mozart aria they mean...
 

Old 01-14-2013, 12:10 PM   #105208
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Thought I would let you know . . . I started writing already.



Oh, you "know" you are then?
I totally do. Mostly in Literotica Forums...
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I totally do. Mostly in Literotica Forums...
And where else matters except Lit forums?
 

Old 01-14-2013, 12:36 PM   #105211
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Increasingly, I struggle to answer this question...
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Old 01-14-2013, 12:39 PM   #105212
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Old 01-14-2013, 12:39 PM   #105213
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:20 PM   #105216
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:44 PM   #105217
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The Dirty Old Man and the Aging MILFs! I can't wait Mistress! I'm on my knees begging for it.

The story that is, puhlease!

Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.

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Old 01-14-2013, 01:51 PM   #105218
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The story that is, puhlease!

Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.

I'm thinking that what you're thinking isn't what I'm thinking to put into this story.
 

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Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.

If your profile is correct, you could be, without any breach of Literotica's age rule.

My AV is years out of date. Even then I had to cover the white beard with stage make-up.
 

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LOL! I'm sure it will be a great story.
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My AV is years out of date. Even then I had to cover the white beard with stage make-up.
My profile will be correct until next year, when I will have to move up a whole age bracket. But as I found out when I foolishly assumed this meant I had got past the stage of people wishing to flirt with me in the flesh, it doesn't seem to bother them. (I've never let it bother me.) I'm looking forward to the next decade with interest! I mean if, as the divine Marilyn puts it, quarter of a century can make a girl think, who knows what half a century will do for the brain.

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My profile will be correct until next year, when I will have to move up a whole age bracket. But as I found out when I foolishly assumed this meant I had got past the stage of people wishing to flirt with me in the flesh, it doesn't seem to bother them. (I've never let it bother me.) I'm looking forward to the next decade with interest! I mean if, as the divine Marilyn puts it, quarter of a century can make a girl think, who knows what half a century will do for the brain.

Oh, boy, I'm staying far away from that one.
 

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Eek!

I've just realised that I had been appointed to a post-graduate management post BEFORE NaokoSmith was born...

No wonder I'm feeling old.

PS. My appointment letter was on parchment and started:

Sir, I am commanded by the Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty...

and ended

I beg to remain, Sir, your humble and obedient servant.

Even then the wording was dated.

I had survived a selection process started by Samuel Pepys and last updated in 1870.

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The Dirty Old Man and the Aging MILFs! I can't wait Mistress! I'm on my knees begging for it.

The story that is, puhlease!

Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.

Uh, I think that was my plot bunny you're trying to give away.

Are you open to a little, uh, research if the need comes, uh, up?
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:28 PM   #105225
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Are you open to a little, uh, research if the need comes, uh, up?
*watching . . . for research, of course*
 
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