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12-29-2012, 01:20 AM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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This new haircut begs a pouting mouth.
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
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Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type.  " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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12-29-2012, 04:43 AM
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Disarmed...
steve44uk is offline
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Beep beep, Richie.
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Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggghh!
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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12-29-2012, 05:03 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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And the phone rings:
"We are calling to let you know that. ."
There a pause and a different electronic voice says:
"a number of items are now available at "
There a further pause and a third electronic voice says:
"your local library."
And this is AFTER said library has closed !
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12-29-2012, 09:33 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is online now
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
And the phone rings:
"We are calling to let you know that. ."
There a pause and a different electronic voice says:
"a number of items are now available at "
There a further pause and a third electronic voice says:
"your local library."
And this is AFTER said library has closed !
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It's a ghost! 
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I dreamed that a woman with 4 eyes placed horizontally wanted to make out with me until she found out that I liked her friend more, but her friend didn't like me, so I had moved on, but she wouldn't... |
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12-29-2012, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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I went to a movie today. The first time since 1998.
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12-29-2012, 04:31 PM
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Literotica Guru
McKenna is online now
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In my head, mostly.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressLynn
I went to a movie today. The first time since 1998.
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What? You can't leave us in suspense! Which movie did you see that prompted the end to your self-imposed hiatus?! |
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12-29-2012, 04:54 PM
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McKenna is online now
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In my head, mostly.
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My niece (21 years old) was married last Saturday in a ceremony to which I was not privy (she was raised LDS/Mormon, and married in a Mormon temple). Tonight I am to attend her "reception."
I don't want to go. I don't believe she made a wise choice in marrying so young. She gave up nursing school to get married. She gave up her youth to have sex, er, get married. Ugh. There are so many things I find wrong about this situation, I have no idea what to find "right" about it.
And yet, I will go.
Give me strength to hold my tongue.
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12-29-2012, 05:08 PM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is online now
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
My niece (21 years old) was married last Saturday in a ceremony to which I was not privy (she was raised LDS/Mormon, and married in a Mormon temple). Tonight I am to attend her "reception."
I don't want to go. I don't believe she made a wise choice in marrying so young. She gave up nursing school to get married. She gave up her youth to have sex, er, get married. Ugh. There are so many things I find wrong about this situation, I have no idea what to find "right" about it.
And yet, I will go.
Give me strength to hold my tongue.
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Instead of holding your tongue, every time you feel like saying something you shouldn't, lick your lips sensuously.
It'll drive all those Mormons crazy wondering what you're thinking.  |
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12-29-2012, 05:12 PM
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Literotica Guru
McKenna is online now
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In my head, mostly.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TxRad
Instead of holding your tongue, every time you feel like saying something you shouldn't, lick your lips sensuously.
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*lick lick lick*
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12-29-2012, 05:43 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
What? You can't leave us in suspense! Which movie did you see that prompted the end to your self-imposed hiatus?!
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It had nothing to do with the movie. I won several free tickets that expired soon. My daughter asked if I wanted to go today. She has time for friends. Rarely time for me. It wasn't about the movie. |
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12-29-2012, 05:46 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
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Stupid muse.
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12-29-2012, 06:27 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressLynn
It had nothing to do with the movie. I won several free tickets that expired soon. My daughter asked if I wanted to go today. She has time for friends. Rarely time for me. It wasn't about the movie.
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I think I know that feeling.
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12-29-2012, 06:34 PM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is online now
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
*lick lick lick*
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It works for me. 
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
Stupid muse.
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Need a number 12 boot to get it's attention?
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12-29-2012, 06:36 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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If I am wearing a uniform of some place and putting product of that place on a shelf or display then, "Yes I absofuckinlutely work here, mothafucka!" channel your inner Samuel L. for this 
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My literotica writing:
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12-29-2012, 06:43 PM
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MistressLynn is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I think I know that feeling.
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12-29-2012, 06:49 PM
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Ancient writer
oggbashan is online now
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Facing the sea.
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I submitted two stories today.
OK, one has been incomplete for 18 months, but the other was completely new, inspired by a thread in Fetish and Sexuality on Friday.
Now I need to submit at least one story a month in 2013. If I finish a quarter of the incomplete ones on my hard drive, I have enough to the end of 2015, and the other three-quarters will keep me writing beyond the end of the decade.
Perhaps drinking so much Christmas spirit has kick-started the Muses?
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12-29-2012, 09:47 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: a dark lit place
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Originally Posted by TxRad
Need a number 12 boot to get it's attention?
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Heh, if I find it, I'll let you know. |
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12-29-2012, 10:08 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Location: Pardes
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I didn't even realize we had been talking for 1.5 hours! That was a nice conversation. 
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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12-30-2012, 04:04 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by damppanties
I didn't even realize we had been talking for 1.5 hours! That was a nice conversation. |
Really ? I didn't realise you were timing it.
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12-30-2012, 04:59 PM
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Too much red on Red?
RedHairedandFriendly is offline
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Maybe there really isn't enough sugar to make a grapefruit extra extra tasty and I will have to settle with tasty enough.
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12-30-2012, 06:25 PM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is online now
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Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedHairedandFriendly
Maybe there really isn't enough sugar to make a grapefruit extra extra tasty and I will have to settle with tasty enough.
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12-30-2012, 06:28 PM
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Too much red on Red?
RedHairedandFriendly is offline
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Location: The Hoosier State
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Originally Posted by TxRad
For me, salt works better on grapefruit than sugar.
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I'll try that next time. I have a few left from the citrus box I bought from the young girl at church for FFA. |
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12-30-2012, 08:55 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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Location: Pardes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Really ? I didn't realise you were timing it.
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Hehe. I wasn't, which was why it was a surprise when I finally looked at the time.
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My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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12-30-2012, 09:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
iamincognito45 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by damppanties
This new haircut begs a pouting mouth.
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I find this oddly titillating.... I don't even know why exactly.  |
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12-30-2012, 09:36 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pardes
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Originally Posted by iamincognito45
I find this oddly titillating.... I don't even know why exactly. |
Possibly because the hair makes me feel naughty and you get that?
__________________
My latest: Between What's Wrong and Right - When you love something, set it free.
ღ~
Vanity quotes:
"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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