Old 08-24-2012, 09:23 AM   #104726
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50.8 miles on a bicycle today— a new personal best distance. It took 4:55 of actual riding and 6:15 of total time.

Overall, I averaged 8.13 MPH and a not-awful 10.33 MPH whilst actually on the bike.

I cannot believe the fuckers who do the damn Ironman stuff. After swimming 2.4 miles, the lunatics then bicycle 112 miles followed by a damn 26.2 mile marathon.

I am damn sure I can't swim 2.4 miles. I doubt if I could ride a bicycle 112 miles. I have run a marathon but I couldn't do it now and it sure as hell wasn't immediately after a swim and a bike ride.


 

Old 08-24-2012, 06:59 PM   #104727
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I didn't think of it as "making a move" until I was typing it up. At the time of the event all I could think about was that she had to pick up her younger brother in the hour after leaving the gym, and I couldn't find the words to ask her out for later. I was completely on the defensive even though I initiated the conversation, and I froze up
You've always seemed like a nice guy, Thee. That's something that most girls appreciate. Pick a phrase like the one I suggested and say it over and over in your head until it becomes ingrained, like learning lines in a play. Good luck.
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You've always seemed like a nice guy, Thee. That's something that most girls appreciate. Pick a phrase like the one I suggested and say it over and over in your head until it becomes ingrained, like learning lines in a play. Good luck.
Well, the new line for the next time I see her is, "Hey, I forgot to get your number last time we talked." So we shall see if the words make it out of my mouth when next we meet...

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Old 08-25-2012, 10:47 AM   #104729
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I can safely say, I do not think I will ever be making two hour bacon again. It was good, but not worth the two hour wait. Bacon should not take two hours. Two hours. For bacon...
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I can safely say, I do not think I will ever be making two hour bacon again. It was good, but not worth the two hour wait. Bacon should not take two hours. Two hours. For bacon...
Dude, I hear you. I like to experiment with cooking different things and different ways. But I can't imagine anything so good that it would be worth waiting two hours to cook. Especially if it can be just as good cooked in 5.
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Well, the new line for the next time I see her is, "Hey, I forgot to get your number last time we talked." So we shall see if the words make it out of my mouth when next we meet...
Aaaand she wasn't at the gym this morning. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe I won't miss a day until I see her again...
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Seriously considering it, but do I really want to? I don't know.
What are you considering?

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If that guy spent as much time on saying something positive as he spends on just whining and complaining, life for people around him would be so much better.
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WTF is wrong with this country ?


Seriously.


Their are apparently thousands of summer lifeguarding jobs that go unfilled by U.S. teens. The fact that U.S. teens don't (won't?) apply for these jobs forces companies in the business of providing lifeguards to RECRUIT young people from abroad to do the work.

This is not hearsay. This summer, my local pool had two (2) lifeguards from Ukraine and one (1) from Belarus (Byelorussia).

The U.S. has, apparently, gotten so fat and dumb that our own kids won't do this work. It's beyond my comprehension. Kids used to be delighted to do this kind of work. WTF is going on?



 

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You don't really complain much...you're okay.
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You know what? You are such a bastard. You wake me up at 6:50 a.m. under a sense of duty that was guilted out of you (which shouldn't be the case, you asshole) and then you proceed to talk as if it was everyone else's fault that you had to call and talk to me. You proceed to be shocked that it was asked of you and you tell me to reassure my father about what I am doing so that he isn't worried. You think I don't, you dumb moron? You can never be as good or as giving as my father and just because he asked you to check up on me, which you should have done by yourself, you feel the need to ridiculously blame everyone but yourself about things that are not really the case. Grow up. No one asked anything of you other than to be a part of a family. That's what people do when they are related, you ass. No, I don't need you to call me or check up on me. I can take care of myself. But it would be nice to keep relations alive with the only family I have in this city. But if not, so be it. Good riddance to you if you think that calling me once in five years is going to take so much out of you that you have to be stupidly aggressive and dumb about the whole thing. Please, stay away. Your bloody asssholish and petty nature might be catching and I don't want any of that in my life.

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Moving on, deleting my past here, but I probably won't. I'm not really ashamed of it at all. I rather like the idea that if anything ever happened to me some people might be a bit shocked. But most people wouldn't be, enough people already know.

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The Met Office has announced that 2012 was the wettest summer since 1912.

However, in my corner of Kent, even with a wet summer, we have less rainfall in a year than Hurricane Isaac, on its own, dropped on New Orleans.
 
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