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Crying while wearing fireproof coveralls, steel toed boots, and a hardhat, just gets you odd and funny looks.

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The last time I cried was when I got my dick stuck in a Mrs. Potato Head.
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Aw, shucks. Thanks.

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So I'm chatting up the 23 year old daughter of my former mechanic, and I was given so many chances to ask her out, blowing all of them. Hell, I started the conversation with the intent of asking her out. I just have no idea how to make a move...
Stop thinking of it as "making a move" and say, "It was great talking to you. Would you like to... (have dinner, get a cup of coffee, something) this weekend?"

When she says, "Yeah, I'd like that," ask when is good for her.

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When she says, "Yeah, I'd like that," ask when is good for her.

Just a thought.
I didn't think of it as "making a move" until I was typing it up. At the time of the event all I could think about was that she had to pick up her younger brother in the hour after leaving the gym, and I couldn't find the words to ask her out for later. I was completely on the defensive even though I initiated the conversation, and I froze up
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So, getting paid to watch a "reality" show get taped, and then watching them get pick-up shots is just weird...
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Jersey Shores, was my first thought and then....
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I think it's called the Jersey Housewives and I know he lives up around where they do some filming. The Jersey Shore is a bunch of drunkin kids having sex and behaving badly. I haven't seen either show. That's just hearsay.
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I think it's called the Jersey Housewives and I know he lives up around where they do some filming. The Jersey Shore is a bunch of drunkin kids having sex and behaving badly. I haven't seen either show. That's just hearsay.
The same here. I see "Reality TV" and I always ask myself, whose reality are they talking about?
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You mean you and your daughters didn't live the Toddlers and Tiaras life?
My granddaughters are way to old for toddlers so, no.
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