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Old 03-04-2012, 09:02 AM   #104152
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I sometimes get plots from that half-awake stage between asleep and awake but this morning's one?

I was on a car ferry returning from France and the UK government had introduced a new requirement for travellers. Apparently unless you were vaccinated against the latest viral infection you needed an injection before entering the UK again.

So far, so good.

But the injection required was a peeled kiwi fruit. The nurse trying to inject it into my thigh had a standard size syringe and was having extreme difficulty fitting the kiwi fruit into it. It was going everywhere but my thigh.

What plot bunny do I make from that?
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:41 PM   #104153
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:38 AM   #104155
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Intriguing Title? Lo Cunto Di Li Cunti

While sorting through books at the charity shop this morning I found an English translation of Lo Cunto Di Li Cunti.

I thought that the title must be of an *interesting* book, using my incomplete knowledge of ancient Neapolitan to translate it as "The Tale of Fifty-One Cunts".

I was wrong. It was a collection, the first, of Italian Fairy Tales:
Pentamerone

But can I write "The Tale of Fifty-One Cunts"?

It might be an interesting challenge.

PS. "Lo Cunto Di Li Cunti" actually translates as "The Tale of Tales". But it could be "The Tale of Tails".
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:41 AM   #104156
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:33 AM   #104157
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I'm sitting there trying to figure out how to work a story a new angle. I don't usually go the pressure cooker route, I'm much more the gasoline on dry kindling. I need to straighten it all in my head when I realize, there was this place I used to go all the time that was a great writers community... what was that?

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Old 03-06-2012, 01:09 AM   #104158
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I'm sitting there trying to figure out how to work a story a new angle. I don't usually go the pressure cooker route, I'm much more the gasoline on dry kindling. I need to straighten it all in my head when I realize, there was this place I used to go all the time that was a great writers community... what was that?

Oh yeah, here

It has been a very long time. Hello everyone
Long time no see ans welcome back.

I've just been out letting off some steam and decompressing somwhat myself.

A lot of the old names are gone for good but there are some pretty good replacements around.
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:53 AM   #104159
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I am ready for some sunshine....
February and March (this far) has sucked.
I need to vent...
My fiance and I had to move out of our house... I got my shit out like a whirling dervish, but he piddle-farted around. So for two weeks we weren't living together, which was awkward. (All right, so after 5.5 years, it was way weird.)
So he tells me last week he isn't coming. (there's a lot of story I am skipping in interest of brevity.)
We hadn't talked since last Wednesday, and he texts me today. This week I've assumed we were breaking up due to previous conversations, and today he acted like it wasn't what he wanted. I took the bull by the horns and ended it.
So... I am back on the market apparently.


I feel..................awkward.
I need to sit and write my heart out, and then I will be cleansed.

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I am ready for some sunshine....
February and March (this far) has sucked.
I need to vent...
My fiance and I had to move out of our house... I got my shit out like a whirling dervish, but he piddle-farted around. So for two weeks we weren't living together, which was awkward. (All right, so after 5.5 years, it was way weird.)
So he tells me last week he isn't coming. (there's a lot of story I am skipping in interest of brevity.)
We hadn't talked since last Wednesday, and he texts me today. This week I've assumed we were breaking up due to previous conversations, and today he acted like it wasn't what he wanted. I took the bull by the horns and ended it.
So... I am back on the market apparently.


I feel..................awkward.
I need to sit and write my heart out, and then I will be cleansed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi7GPkxfsE
That is just... just... *hugs*

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I'm trying to figure the mentality of readers out. If they didn't like the first chapter and marked it poorly, why go to the second and third chapters and mark them poorly? Why do they feel susequent chapters are going to different? I know the writing is good and the story is well received, according to comments and messages sent to me, so it irks me that a reader who didn't like my first chapter, for one reason or another, would continue low scoring the rest, just because it isn't to their liking.
 

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Who is Krian?

Why do I get advertising spam addressed to Krian? Does he/she sign up to all the advertising sites using my email addresses?

Krian has problems. Apparently he/she is in desperate need of cock enlargement, breast enhancement, treatment for erectile dysfunction, bad breath and has no degree, masters or PhD, all of which the advertisers promise to rectify/supply by return in exchange for thousands of dollars, and/or details of Krian's bank account.

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Old 03-08-2012, 02:11 PM   #104166
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Nope. haven't been on the Parkway in months. Maybe even close to a year. When did my cousin get married? It was at night in the spring last year.
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Why do all of you natives avoid it? It pays your taxes.
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Why do all of you natives avoid it? It pays your taxes.
It's not on the way to anything.

And the tolls were supposed to be taken down after they paid for initial construction. They lied to us (yet again, as they do everything else).
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It's not on the way to anything.

And the tolls were supposed to be taken down after they paid for initial construction. They lied to us (yet again, as they do everything else).
Same with the Mass Pike...at least half of the tolls are gone. Do you know they just raised the tolls. I just got my statement. Fifty percent increase, that on top of the gas prices, keeps me from my frequent travels.
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