Old 02-12-2011, 06:23 PM   #102901
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Oh, hello there, trouble.

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Hmm... Literal, or "I know this is a bad idea but I'm going to enjoy it anyway"?
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Old 02-13-2011, 09:10 AM   #102902
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Old 02-13-2011, 06:12 PM   #102903
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:44 AM   #102904
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Old 02-14-2011, 08:43 PM   #102905
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Old 02-16-2011, 10:21 AM   #102906
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:58 PM   #102907
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:27 PM   #102908
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Old 02-17-2011, 07:20 AM   #102909
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:43 AM   #102910
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:15 PM   #102911
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Old 02-17-2011, 08:50 PM   #102912
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:08 AM   #102913
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:34 AM   #102914
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:47 AM   #102915
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:51 AM   #102917
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There is a two-hour time difference between Oregon and Texas. That means, if you were to call at just shy of 8am TEXAS TIME it's not quite SIX O FUCKING CLOCK IN OREGON!!! On a school holiday. Thanks.

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Old 02-21-2011, 01:10 PM   #102918
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Old 02-22-2011, 01:58 PM   #102919
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Old 02-23-2011, 11:49 AM   #102921
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