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why can't the damn cat miaowwhen he wants to go out intead of pouncing on my feet or my hands or my blummin' face!
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Old 10-30-2004, 02:43 AM   #79
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why can't the damn cat miaowwhen he wants to go out intead of pouncing on my feet or my hands or my blummin' face!
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:03 AM   #80
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What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!



Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus
 

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Thorn in your side, fly in your ointment, darkness on your otherwise bright day, something which negates some of the good. That kind of thing.

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Old 10-30-2004, 06:44 AM   #83
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Morning ladies!

Vella, your box was full last night.


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Morning ladies!

Vella, your box was full last night.


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sorry about that sweetie, i had new toys from the adult shop to play with and i just couldnt resist...

oh wait a tick!

you mean my pm box...

my bad

theres space now..
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sorry about that sweetie, i had new toys from the adult shop to play with and i just couldnt resist...

oh wait a tick!

you mean my pm box...

my bad

theres space now..
*grin*
Somebody's gonna throw a net over you.

And I'm ging to bed. I've been up all night and I'm tired and about half drunk.


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ISOLATED BLURT:

Keep it this way, ok? Or else you're gonna have me to answer to!!!
 

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And I'm ging to bed. I've been up all night and I'm tired and about half drunk.


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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 

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