Old 01-03-2009, 11:14 PM   #92901
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I'm radiating more heat than my laptop right now.

I've been seared!

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That bad? That's exactly the reaction I get when given a narcotic pain killer . . . along with violent nausea. I really don't recommend either. And you're right, it took about an hour or so for the effect to wear off. I think I'll avoid surgery in the future just like you will avoid cinnamon as a topical.

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Old 01-03-2009, 11:14 PM   #92902
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Old 01-03-2009, 11:16 PM   #92903
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That bad? That's exactly the reaction I get when given a narcotic pain killer . . . along with violent nausea. I really don't recommend either. And you're right, it took about an hour or so for the effect to wear off. I think I'll avoid surgery in the future just like you will avoid cinnamon as a topical.

Talk about a hard way to learn!
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So I'm thinking - what do I do with this mixture now? I suppose it'll be aromatherapy all around the house. And garage. And basement. And garden. And car.

 

Old 01-04-2009, 02:07 AM   #92904
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Next Christmas, I invest exactly the same amount of effort into trimming the tree as I received in help this year. IOW, I seriously doubt we'll even have a tree, much less one that's decorated. So be it.
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:18 AM   #92906
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:25 AM   #92907
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:27 AM   #92908
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:29 AM   #92909
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Is all the corset talk done now? Is it safe to come to back? There are definite problems of using a laptop with all this corset talk going on.
 

Old 01-04-2009, 09:31 AM   #92910
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I've got better tits

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Old 01-04-2009, 11:00 AM   #92912
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Is all the corset talk done now? Is it safe to come to back? There are definite problems of using a laptop with all this corset talk going on.
Yes, there are definite downsides to laptops..'cept if your a woman...all that heat in the lap makes you feel all warm and randy...

No more corset talk then...
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:06 AM   #92915
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i want to wax poetic but im not anxious enough.
its flappin cold compared to yesterday's 85 degrees and today's 38.
this is obnoxious.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:53 AM   #92921
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How come every time I extend help to a young person they get insulting? Every time it is something I can help them with too. I guess I have to accept it. I am one of them, the old people.
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its flappin cold compared to yesterday's 85 degrees and today's 38.
this is obnoxious.

Maybe we did switch weather!!!
Oh wait...it's only 19 degrees f (-7) here still...damn!

Still, kinda freaky that the weather changed so drastically 85 to 38...what the hell?
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