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Speaks the woman without the natural fur coat! *pours ice bucket over head and sits in cloud of steam*
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:12 PM   #92877
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Oh sure it can. It can get so hot that everyone has to completely strip off all their clothes and...

...hmmmmmm. You make a good point.
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:17 PM   #92878
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:17 PM   #92879
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Oh sure it can. It can get so hot that everyone has to completely strip off all their clothes and...

...hmmmmmm. You make a good point.
Now you're talking!
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:18 PM   #92880
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:19 PM   #92881
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We would be glad to help you pack.

Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 01-03-2009, 09:20 PM   #92882
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LMAO! Canucks with twisted senses of humour!
Love em! I miss Kids in The Hall!

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Old 01-03-2009, 09:21 PM   #92883
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Now I've got the Ladies of the AH all in varies lingerie and finery, looking at us men folk and going "I'm crushing your head, crush crush"

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Old 01-03-2009, 09:21 PM   #92884
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Love em! I miss Kids in The Hall!

Thanks for posting it!
I love Kids in the Hall.

...and 22 minutes.
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:22 PM   #92885
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:23 PM   #92886
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:24 PM   #92887
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I just bought this a few days ago...waiting for it to arrive in the mail!!!
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:27 PM   #92888
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:32 PM   #92889
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Note to self:

1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.

So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.

But.

1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.

And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?

Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.

I look as if I've been sunburned.

Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.

I really hate it when I do stupid things.

On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
 

Old 01-03-2009, 09:57 PM   #92891
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:03 PM   #92893
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:03 PM   #92894
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Actually the only hard work you really need to do is put it on for a few hours daily and build up. It's amazing what it will do for you....
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I just love it.

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Old 01-03-2009, 10:08 PM   #92896
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Note to self:

1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.

So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.

But.

1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.

And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?

Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.

I look as if I've been sunburned.

Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.

I really hate it when I do stupid things.

On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
And I'll bet you taste even better!
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:09 PM   #92897
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How many of you ladies here think Horatio Caine (character from CSI: Miami) is sexy?
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Me!!
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And I'll bet you taste even better!
I'm radiating more heat than my laptop right now.

I've been seared!

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How many of you ladies here think Horatio Caine (character from CSI: Miami) is sexy?
I do but I'm not as fond of the show as I used to be.

I adore Gil Grissom on CSI Las Vegas.

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