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01-02-2009, 12:21 AM
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Sweet 'n Tangy
CeriseNoire is offline
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Hurricane World
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Wow, I actually hurt myself laughing. Totally worth it though  |
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01-02-2009, 12:43 AM
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A kiss is still a kiss
Salvor-Hardon is offline
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Location: A sigh is still a sigh
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I'd take viagra right now but Ithink I would be classified as a threat to myself or others.
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01-02-2009, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Salvor-Hardon
I'd take viagra right now but Ithink I would be classified as a threat to myself or others.
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As in - "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
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01-02-2009, 02:16 AM
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Captain Crash
slyc_willie is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the flesh
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Mmm . . . Jelly Belly jelly beans.
I love getting the mixed bag and then eating three or four at a time. Never know what combination you'll get.
Eh . . . watermelon and peanut butter don't mix well.  |
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01-02-2009, 03:03 AM
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Sporadic
togitc is offline
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: My apartment
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Someone please help. I can't write. I have a couple of ideas, well planned, developed, and once i start to write everything just stops. It like someone flips a switch and suddenly nothing comes out. It's all there but it isn't coming out.
DAMMIT
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01-02-2009, 06:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
lesbiaphrodite is offline
Join Date: May 2007
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Oh my goodness, it's collllllld this morning. I need a cup of hot tea and some nice warm slippers. A fire would be nice too.
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01-02-2009, 07:13 AM
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Loving Heart
Gi_Venus is offline
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Location: Florida
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Ugh. It was only a few drinks. Why do I feel like I tried to drink the bar?  Holding my head. |
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01-02-2009, 07:30 AM
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No she's not back I'm Amy
Safe_Bet is offline
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Location: Earth
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Ugh. It was only a few drinks. Why do I feel like I tried to drink the bar? Holding my head. |
32 oz glass?
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01-02-2009, 07:34 AM
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Precious.
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Location: USA
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Originally Posted by togitc
Someone please help. I can't write. I have a couple of ideas, well planned, developed, and once i start to write everything just stops. It like someone flips a switch and suddenly nothing comes out. It's all there but it isn't coming out.
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Just keep writing, even if you think it sucks. You have to push through it. |
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01-02-2009, 07:35 AM
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Precious.
tickledkitty is offline
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Location: USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slyc_willie
Mmm . . . Jelly Belly jelly beans.
I love getting the mixed bag and then eating three or four at a time. Never know what combination you'll get.
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Santa brought my daughter a big jellybean-shaped can of them. I've been waiting and waiting for her to open it. |
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01-02-2009, 07:41 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Location: Toronto, Ontario
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It shouldn't, but Richard makes me laugh..
Warning! Do not click this link if you are easily offended!
More bad craziness.
Warned you!
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01-02-2009, 07:46 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Oooooh, i need to go leather journal shopping, maybe Wednesday |
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01-02-2009, 07:48 AM
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Literotica Guru
lesbiaphrodite is offline
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The sky is pink and blue and its loveliness is overwhelming.
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01-02-2009, 08:07 AM
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A kiss is still a kiss
Salvor-Hardon is offline
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Location: A sigh is still a sigh
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I can't decide Sohmer is a huge douche bag or a brilliant comic genius. Maybe both.
Richard is HYSTERICAL! |
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01-02-2009, 09:53 AM
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Sex is a two-way treat.
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Location: North of the equator
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I just had to...resistance was futile...
What does it mean that I thought it was funny? In a sick and twisted way of course... 
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01-02-2009, 10:09 AM
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A kiss is still a kiss
Salvor-Hardon is offline
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Location: A sigh is still a sigh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady_Guenivere
I just had to...resistance was futile...
What does it mean that I thought it was funny? In a sick and twisted way of course... |
Come to the Dark Side, Guenivere. We have better dirty jokes  |
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01-02-2009, 10:48 AM
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Loving Heart
Gi_Venus is offline
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Location: Florida
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Originally Posted by lesbiaphrodite
The sky is pink and blue and its loveliness is overwhelming.
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 I had quick silver on water that broke through a gray sky as I played music down on the bench on the dock. Your sky made me smile too.
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01-02-2009, 10:53 AM
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Kinky Little Thing
bluebell7 is offline
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Quote:
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That was you?!
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Oh yeah. 
Repeat performance? You bring vodka, I'll bring breastage.
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01-02-2009, 10:58 AM
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There is no R in my name
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I need new pics of myself.
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01-02-2009, 10:59 AM
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No she's not back I'm Amy
Safe_Bet is offline
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Quote:
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Oh yeah.
Repeat performance? You bring vodka, I'll bring breastage. |
Wait up while I get my camera!
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01-02-2009, 11:01 AM
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Loving Heart
Gi_Venus is offline
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Location: Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Safe_Bet
32 oz glass?
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Shhhhhhh! Ahem. no.  |
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01-02-2009, 11:04 AM
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Loving Heart
Gi_Venus is offline
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Yikes! *giggle* That should be highly offensive but somehow it is funny. |
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01-02-2009, 11:20 AM
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Kinky Little Thing
bluebell7 is offline
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Quote:
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Wait up while I get my camera!
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Bwahah. Betsy: ever the equal-opportunist.
Gigi, I really like that picture of you playing the guitar. 
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If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.
"You do understand that, Bluey, right? Time?" -Jomar
I feel like
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01-02-2009, 11:27 AM
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Confidently Neurotic!
Chantilyvamp is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mi vida loca!
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if this is the way this year is going to start then I'm going to start kicking ass extra early so the rest of the year doesn't continue like this!
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01-02-2009, 11:55 AM
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Tanha
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Location: Pardes
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Music on the dock. Mmmm. Sounds nice. 
Quote:
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Oh yeah.
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Stop making me burst out laughing.
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