Old 12-29-2008, 09:07 PM   #92426
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Farting in taekwondo class is so not cool.
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:08 PM   #92427
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:19 PM   #92428
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I am surprised that no one at kung fu class has ever joked about me doing that, unless I was just never pinned at the perpetrator
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(That's bound to happen, though.)

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Old 12-29-2008, 09:20 PM   #92430
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:36 PM   #92431
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:38 PM   #92432
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It is if you get your side kick high enough to clear your opponents head
 

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Some people on this site are really bad at debating. They even suck at arguing. You don't just need a point, you need to have some kind of evidence and a way of getting people to believe what you are saying. you don't just shout a bunch of stuff until you get your way.

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Old 12-29-2008, 10:25 PM   #92438
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baby greens + green onions + boiled egg + crumbled bacon + shredded cheese + croutons + ranch dressing = 1 really yummy salad

 

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You got it. (but probably not tonight, on my way to bed)
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:32 PM   #92441
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oh oh oh I want!
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:46 PM   #92442
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That sounds yummy. It also sounds like a lot of salad accompaniments without the salad.
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:05 PM   #92443
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:09 PM   #92444
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Agreed, agreed. And some chilled Riesling to wash it down.
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