Old 11-28-2008, 09:42 AM   #91226
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:43 AM   #91227
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:44 AM   #91228
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:08 AM   #91229
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you ok today ?
Yep. Good to see you're doing better.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:51 AM   #91230
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Old 11-28-2008, 11:24 AM   #91231
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Old 11-28-2008, 11:49 AM   #91232
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Old 11-28-2008, 01:47 PM   #91233
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Old 11-28-2008, 01:50 PM   #91234
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Old 11-28-2008, 01:52 PM   #91235
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Old 11-28-2008, 02:45 PM   #91236
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Old 11-28-2008, 04:57 PM   #91237
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Old 11-28-2008, 06:03 PM   #91238
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I would have been disappointed if I had seen it in a theatre. On DVD and sipping Tullamore Dew it was a pleasant way to spend and afternoon.
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Old 11-28-2008, 06:31 PM   #91239
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Old 11-28-2008, 06:47 PM   #91240
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Old 11-28-2008, 07:16 PM   #91241
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Blurt #1: I should never have told my husband what I told him...

Blurt #2: Mmmmmm...whipped cream with apple pie underneath...

Blurt #3: So his wife thinks I'm the other woman, and I'm not and I don't know if there is another woman in his life, but this whole situation's done a wonderful job of making me feel like the other woman...

Blurt #4: I ended today with a headache and I haven't the least idea which of three people I should name it after.

Blurt #5: WTF dude? I don't hear from you for almost a year and now you email me out of the blue? Get out of my inbox and stay out of my inbox!

Blurt #6: Thanksgiving was interesting. Good, and interesting.
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I would have been disappointed if I had seen it in a theatre. On DVD and sipping Tullamore Dew it was a pleasant way to spend and afternoon.
Just what is "it" and wtf is Tullamore Dew?
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Old 11-28-2008, 07:27 PM   #91243
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It was Indian Jones and The City of The Crystal Skull.

Tullamore Dew is an Irish Whiskey.
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:55 AM   #91245
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:50 AM   #91247
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:51 AM   #91248
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I depend on my personality for that. It's worked great so far.
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:59 AM   #91249
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I had my sack flayed by a 45 year old man that sits two rows back from me in church. There's a certain amount of reassurance that one of the best surgeons/general practicianers (forgive the spelling, it's early and I have other things on my mind at the moment) in town did my vasectomy for me, but it's just weird shaking hands saying "peace be with you" to the man that examines the wife's girly-bits and has intimate knowledge of my shaved testicles.

The procedure wasn't so bad, really....I'd recommend it to anyone, but the fact that my left nut last night swelled up to the size of a fucking tennis-ball isn't endearing myself to the experience very well.
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I had my sack flayed by a 45 year old man that sits two rows back from me in church. There's a certain amount of reassurance that one of the best surgeons/general practicianers (forgive the spelling, it's early and I have other things on my mind at the moment) in town did my vasectomy for me, but it's just weird shaking hands saying "peace be with you" to the man that examines the wife's girly-bits and has intimate knowledge of my shaved testicles.

The procedure wasn't so bad, really....I'd recommend it to anyone, but the fact that my left nut last night swelled up to the size of a fucking tennis-ball isn't endearing myself to the experience very well.
My husband was in pain for about a day - after that things returned to normal fairly quickly he said, except for the "free balling" feeling that really was, free balling.

We had fun before the procedure, ensuring that the lines were "clear" and also after, making certain there were enough sessions before he took that sample in to be checked as "swimmer free".

Damn. What a marvelous feeling it is to have unbridled sex, anytime, anywhere, without worry.

 
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