Old 05-05-2008, 11:51 AM   #82776
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*****Word of warning*****

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I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives

There will be a moment of silence when it is posted

That is all.
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:54 AM   #82777
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*****Word of warning*****

Everyone please stand back

I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives

There will be a moment of silence when it is posted

That is all.
*offers to share candy floss as sympathy and comfort in advance *
 

Old 05-05-2008, 11:55 AM   #82778
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Everyone please stand back

I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives

There will be a moment of silence when it is posted

That is all.
Brave, very brave
 

Old 05-05-2008, 11:55 AM   #82779
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I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives

There will be a moment of silence when it is posted

That is all.
Eh, it'll do fine, depending on how hungry they are.
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:57 AM   #82780
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*mwah*

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Good luck with that Tx

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Today would have been a better day for Coffee Milkshake...ah well, when the ice cream van comes round, i shall be stealing my sister's piggy bank to fund ice cream for everyone- and she will let me if she wants ice cream. mwahahahaa
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*mwah*

Today would have been a better day for Coffee Milkshake...ah well, when the ice cream van comes round, i shall be stealing my sister's piggy bank to fund ice cream for everyone- and she will let me if she wants ice cream. mwahahahaa
I have Haagen Dazs Bailey's Irish Cream ice cream in the freezer. It's waiting for just the right day.

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An hour and twenty now! You'll get there, and probably with your usual unstoppable good cheer. *hugs*
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*offers to share candy floss as sympathy and comfort in advance *
Candy floss? I'll try anything once

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Eh, it'll do fine, depending on how hungry they are.
With no sex, just a lot of talk about it and a twist ending for the pregnancy faction, it should be a feeding frenzy.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:09 PM   #82784
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UGH! you annoying man!

If i had been a little quicker i would have just quickly reversed my car and nipped into the parking space while you turned the car around...damn it!
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:11 PM   #82785
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With no sex, just a lot of talk about it and a twist ending for the pregnancy faction, it should be a feeding frenzy.
Ohhhhh... you were intending to feed them. Have fun.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:13 PM   #82786
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More like stupid, very stupid
With no sex, just a lot of talk about it and a twist ending for the pregnancy faction, it should be a feeding frenzy.
Two months with daughter then this, hmmm
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That's 'cause you get cursed with the "mama curse" at some point...

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That's 'cause you get cursed with the "mama curse" at some point...

"I hope that someday you have kids that act just like you!"

Had the perfect moment with that in Sept 06. Daughter #2's son did something that got her fired up. I made the comment that it reminded me of her and encouraged him to keep doing it. My in-laws fell off their chairs laughing!

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Old 05-05-2008, 12:24 PM   #82791
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Ohhhhh... you were intending to feed them. Have fun.
Is there any other reason to post there.

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I figured that out a few seconds after I hit the submit button. You know your favorite button.
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I figured that out a few seconds after I hit the submit button. You know your favorite button.
*choke*

Now there's a good sub line, if I've ever seen it. Sig line. I mean sig line.
 

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I'm doing dishes in between writing to warm my hands up.
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And another keyboard bites the dust.
Luckily I'm drinking water

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