Old 04-08-2008, 10:42 AM   #80526
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Oh god. I want sex today.
Right now.

And I want it to be all about me. Right now.
That's exactly where I am.

But I don't want it for the physical pleasure and relief. Although that would be lovely, too.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 11:34 AM   #80527
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Something's gonna happen today. Something big. I'm a little bit afraid, but eager for the change it will bring ... whatever it is.
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Old 04-08-2008, 12:21 PM   #80528
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I've never done that before.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 12:25 PM   #80529
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I've never done that before.
I'm glad you did.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 12:42 PM   #80530
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That's a Mitch Hedberg quote, isn't it?


Unrelated: I'm feeling really sick. I can't afford to call in sick though.
-hugs- Sorry to hear about that hun. Hope you get better soon!
 

Old 04-08-2008, 01:21 PM   #80531
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What the fuck is happening to me? I'm crying over a pre-teen mermaid movie.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 01:53 PM   #80532
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What the fuck is happening to me? I'm crying over a pre-teen mermaid movie.
Welcome to my world.

Want a tissue?
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Old 04-08-2008, 02:29 PM   #80533
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What the fuck is happening to me? I'm crying over a pre-teen mermaid movie.
Do you remember a show called "Little Bill"? It might be on other channels, but it was on Nick here, and I haven't seen it in a while. It's written by Bill Cosby, I believe.

Anyway, that show had me in tears on a number of occasions. It was just so sweet. My kid would look at me like I was nuts. I loved it though. What a great show.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 02:51 PM   #80534
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Old 04-08-2008, 03:19 PM   #80535
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Welcome to my world.

Want a tissue?
I was handed an entire box of tissues by some 7 year olds.


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Do you remember a show called "Little Bill"? It might be on other channels, but it was on Nick here, and I haven't seen it in a while. It's written by Bill Cosby, I believe.

Anyway, that show had me in tears on a number of occasions. It was just so sweet. My kid would look at me like I was nuts. I loved it though. What a great show.
I've never seen it, no, but it's good to know I am not alone.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 03:31 PM   #80536
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure the last thing I need to do right now is write porn.

And yet, what was I doing a little bit ago?
 

Old 04-08-2008, 03:59 PM   #80537
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure the last thing I need to do right now is write porn.

And yet, what was I doing a little bit ago?
Horny is one of the best times to wite porn.

On another note. I just learned that I'm published on paper even and didn't even know it. It's a poem but wow.

I even got a new name out of it.
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Old 04-08-2008, 04:41 PM   #80538
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Old 04-08-2008, 04:52 PM   #80539
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OMG....three 600 mil Ibuprophen tabs and this is still hurting like hell.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 04:56 PM   #80540
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Time to focus on work. Knuckle down and all that.
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:38 PM   #80542
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Mmmmmmmmm....

You know who you are...
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:09 PM   #80543
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Well, shit. I was right. Why do I always get sick?

I came home from school (which I somehow survived) and slept until now. I had endless, fucked-up dreams. I only got up because my husband came home. Moving hurts. Touching anything hurts. Swallowing hurts a lot.

I have to go to school tomorrow.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 07:48 PM   #80544
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And still waiting...

5 days and no views yet????
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:52 PM   #80545
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Visit with the parents finished and survived- check.
 

Old 04-08-2008, 07:53 PM   #80546
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And still waiting...

5 days and no views yet????
Probably contest-related. *waits with you*

 

Old 04-08-2008, 07:53 PM   #80547
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Life no end to misery and pain..the slow pain of boredom and lack of purpose that drives men insane??
 

Old 04-08-2008, 07:55 PM   #80548
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Visit with the parents finished and survived- check.
My visit with the in-law is still ongoing.


Ssssh... don't let them know that I'm on a pron board in the next room.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:56 PM   #80549
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Probably contest-related. *waits with you*

*sigh*

First story for me in 2 years and I post during the middle of a contest.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:56 PM   #80550
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