Old 04-04-2008, 07:18 PM   #80251
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And, I'm going to have Indian food tonight. Anyone want some?

OMG...did you actually go grocery shopping?


Oh, wait....you don't know how to cook.....you must be going out for dinner.
 

Old 04-04-2008, 07:20 PM   #80252
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:20 PM   #80253
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OMG...did you actually go grocery shopping?


Oh, wait....you don't know how to cook.....you must be going out for dinner.
Roommate's going to go buy roti. And there's readymade curry, which is quite good.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:21 PM   #80254
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OMG...did you actually go grocery shopping?


Oh, wait....you don't know how to cook.....you must be going out for dinner.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:22 PM   #80255
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You people are mean.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:24 PM   #80256
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You people are mean.
Hey, did you ever get a knife sharpener? Or are still blaming the tomatoes?
 

Old 04-04-2008, 07:26 PM   #80257
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That's kinda scary.


Better?
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:26 PM   #80258
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Hey, did you ever get a knife sharpener? Or are still blaming the tomatoes?
I haven't cut any tomatoes since then. In fact, the only times I've used the knife since then is to cut the wrapper off packaged food.
Would I rather have hands or tomatoes in my sandwiches? One lives and learns.
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No. She doesn't move.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:29 PM   #80260
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No. She doesn't move.
Geez.... you people want everything.

Next I suppose you'll want her naked too.











Ok, so that kinda would be good.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:30 PM   #80261
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Geez.... you people want everything.

Next I suppose you'll want her naked too.
Not entirely. Just a few peeks up her skirt would do.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:56 PM   #80265
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I'd be happy just to be in Rome tonite eating pasta and drinking red wine!
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(Or maybe a nice refreshing Frascatti.)
I'd be happy with a pizza and a 6 pack....I'm easy to please.
 

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