Old 04-02-2008, 07:15 AM   #79976
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I just... need my dress pants to fit nicely, dammit!
Okay, and, this is just an idea here, but what if you made some dress pants out of black garbage bags? There's a reason why they call them cinch sacks...
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:24 AM   #79977
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Okay, and, this is just an idea here, but what if you made some dress pants out of black garbage bags? There's a reason why they call them cinch sacks...
But don't tie them above the ankle... that's so last year
 

Old 04-02-2008, 07:29 AM   #79978
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:09 AM   #79979
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:30 AM   #79981
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:32 AM   #79982
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:33 AM   #79983
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:38 AM   #79984
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:40 AM   #79985
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:56 AM   #79986
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Okay, and, this is just an idea here, but what if you made some dress pants out of black garbage bags? There's a reason why they call them cinch sacks...
Um, no.
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:58 AM   #79987
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It doesn't translate well to yim. *shrug*
So how about "DND, or FEAR for your LIFE! "
Hmmmm that sounds good...i might have to consider that.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:17 AM   #79988
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The most I have gone in the past few years was six (for weeks and weeks I was only getting one every six days), and that was just strange and I didn't like it.

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Old 04-02-2008, 11:59 AM   #79990
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:07 PM   #79991
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*timidly raises hand* I do that to pizzas... send it my way I'll love it.
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:57 PM   #79994
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OUCH! That pizza is hot and not in temperature, but in spices!!!!!!

Who does that to pizza? ? ?
my parents

i'm eating half of duckies meat-fest pizza when he gets back from picking it up for his lunch

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Old 04-02-2008, 01:14 PM   #79996
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Grace: I'll share my coffee with you.
yeah? and i'll share my delicious caramel snackajacks with you they are rice cakes, but they have so much caramel on them you can't tell

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yeah? and i'll share my delicious caramel snackajacks with you they are rice cakes, but they have so much caramel on them you can't tell

how've you been darlin'?

Deal!!!

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Fabulous despite my shit sunday. How's you sweets?
*passes you a giant snackajack* *pet's absie* who taught you to share? it's a great trait

yeah, sorry to hear about the car, so glad no one was hurt any word on that yet?

I'm ok, lots of uni work to be doing slowly getting there, dissertation get's handed in tomorrow and stoof. ooooh! i need to pm you
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