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10-29-2004, 10:26 PM
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to blow or be blown...
that is the question
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If only! But we're goin' to Belize, which is not Jamaica mind you, but which groweth the demon weed even as the beans in the fields. I can bring a few papers and probably find me some substitutes for the tobacco in Belize, man. Dope sniffin dogs in the airports can eat my dust. Only Quasimodo would hafta smuggle grass into Jamaica or Belize. I got charm in three languages I have. Christians. Drivin a man to illegal substances in the name of pulmonary purity.
Hah.
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10-29-2004, 11:26 PM
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If only! But we're goin' to Belize, which is not Jamaica mind you, but which groweth the demon weed even as the beans in the fields. I can bring a few papers and probably find me some substitutes for the tobacco in Belize, man. Dope sniffin dogs in the airports can eat my dust. Only Quasimodo would hafta smuggle grass into Jamaica or Belize. I got charm in three languages I have. Christians. Drivin a man to illegal substances in the name of pulmonary purity.
Hah.
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The above all purely tongue in cheek.
Naturally.
But I really do have to not smoke on the next trip. So I'm going to start the patches in November. 
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10-29-2004, 11:45 PM
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Originally posted by cantdog
I got charm in three languages I have.
Hah.
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 Amen.
Blah, tonight should be better. I'm not writing, I didn't get laid, and I'm on the last beer. Oh, I'm fucking out of limes.
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10-29-2004, 11:51 PM
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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Amen.
Blah, tonight should be better. I'm not writing, I didn't get laid, and I'm on the last beer. Oh, I'm fucking out of limes.
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Don't get me started. I haven't gotten laid in days and all I have is cheap beer.
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10-29-2004, 11:58 PM
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Don't get me started. I haven't gotten laid in days and all I have is cheap beer.
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Cheap beer is better than no beer. I'm about to crack open the half pint of emergency vodka I keep in the cabinet.
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10-29-2004, 11:59 PM
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comeback kid
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Cheap beer is better than no beer. I'm about to crack open the half pint of emergency vodka I keep in the cabinet.
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is it CHILLED?
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10-30-2004, 12:05 AM
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is it CHILLED?
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Sadly, no. It's his wicked American cousin, Seagrams Citrus. No fun at all.
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10-30-2004, 12:07 AM
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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Sadly, no. It's his wicked American cousin, Seagrams Citrus. No fun at all.
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Babes... you rock my world.
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10-30-2004, 12:22 AM
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 Aww, I feel all warm and fuzzy and I haven't even opened this vodka yet.
Ok, on another rant. Vanilla Mint toothpaste, what the fuck? Oddly, the flavor is outstanding. It's a total make-out must have.
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10-30-2004, 12:27 AM
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Seagram's is Canadian. They should be ashamed, letting the side down like that.
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10-30-2004, 12:28 AM
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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Aww, I feel all warm and fuzzy and I haven't even opened this vodka yet.
Ok, on another rant. Vanilla Mint toothpaste, what the fuck? Oddly, the flavor is outstanding. It's a total make-out must have.
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Vanilla Mint sounds good. Who makes it?
Ed
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10-30-2004, 12:29 AM
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69 to 3 my friends, 69 to 3!!! My university football team beat the crap out of Hawaii's football team. I've been going to this school 2.5 years and I've never been to a football game till tonight. Fooking awesome, man.
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10-30-2004, 12:34 AM
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Vanilla Mint sounds good. Who makes it?
Ed
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Crest, baby. 
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10-30-2004, 12:35 AM
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Bent
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Originally posted by McKenna
69 to 3 my friends, 69 to 3!!! My university football team beat the crap out of Hawaii's football team. I've been going to this school 2.5 years and I've never been to a football game till tonight. Fooking awesome, man.
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You'd make a good cheerleader!
I bet you're a good yeller
Ed
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10-30-2004, 12:37 AM
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McKenna could be good at anything she wanted to do, as far as I've been able to make out. She's a strong and capable woman.
Just sayin'.
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10-30-2004, 12:37 AM
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I bet you're a good yeller
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Screamer, more like it.
Oh wait, you were talking about the football game, weren't you?

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10-30-2004, 12:40 AM
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McKenna could be good at anything she wanted to do, as far as I've been able to make out. She's a strong and capable woman.
Just sayin'.
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Mwah! Kisses all around! After Amicus turned me down today, I've just been in a bitchy mood. You've made it all better, Cant.

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10-30-2004, 12:41 AM
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Bent
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Originally posted by McKenna
Screamer, more like it. 
Oh wait, you were talking about the football game, weren't you?
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No, but I'd bet you make a lot of noise there too,
Eddie The Smoove
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10-30-2004, 12:43 AM
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10-30-2004, 12:49 AM
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Bent
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Did you inspire the team, Mac? Is that what happened?
Ed
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10-30-2004, 12:54 AM
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Sleeping with a blankie is a childish habit.
I sleep with a blankie.
It's actually a sweater, but it's ultra-soft, super bendy and for some damn reason it has the power to bring me the most wonderful dreams in the shape of very vivid memories as I sleep.
~lucky
NN, all. My sweater/blankie is calling me.
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I wasn't kissing her...I was whispering in her mouth. There are no good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out. ~Mae West
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10-30-2004, 12:54 AM
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Did you inspire the team, Mac? Is that what happened? 
Ed
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Yeah, that must of been it, me and my sweet little voice yelling obscenities.
"Throw the fucking ball!"
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10-30-2004, 12:56 AM
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I've got a blanky. It's a quilt my mom made. It's tattered and torn and definitely on its last leg, but I love it. It's the best nap blanky in the world. His name is "woobie."
I am such a dork.
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10-30-2004, 01:01 AM
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Fook, fook, fook,
Fookin' A, A, A,
Fookin' A, A, A,
Fookin' A, A, A
(sung to "Duke of Earl")
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10-30-2004, 01:16 AM
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Now that is a blurt!
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