Old 05-06-2007, 07:57 PM   #55276
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I guess me complaining about no sex since August would be whining, huh?
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:59 PM   #55277
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I guess me complaining about no sex since August would be whining, huh?
*sighs* no physical sex since september...
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:00 PM   #55278
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I guess me complaining about no sex since August would be whining, huh?
Won't be if you swear that your next time will be with me, Dino and Tx.

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Old 05-06-2007, 08:36 PM   #55280
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What's wrong with writing stories that have sex in them?????
 

Old 05-06-2007, 08:47 PM   #55281
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Lollll, nothing wrong. I think we're all talking about our personal sex life or lack thereof.
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:50 PM   #55282
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:51 PM   #55283
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:52 PM   #55284
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:53 PM   #55285
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:54 PM   #55286
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Won't be if you swear that your next time will be with me, Dino and Tx.

ETA: Lets add Grace for good measure.
If Grace is joining, I'm sure she'd take Misty in as well, so that'd make it 6 of us. Damn.
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:56 PM   #55287
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Lollll, nothing wrong. I think we're all talking about our personal sex life or lack thereof.
Oh I know that----------this was a blurt for the thread aimed at something else.
 

Old 05-06-2007, 10:09 PM   #55289
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I could have sworn only two people on these forums had my 12 years (this July) beat. Let me know if you areone of them
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Old 05-06-2007, 10:18 PM   #55290
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"We no longer ship international or to Canada."


You mean Canada isn't "international"?
 

Old 05-06-2007, 11:33 PM   #55292
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"We no longer ship international or to Canada."


You mean Canada isn't "international"?
No, Canada will soon bomb U.S and devour it all.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:39 PM   #55293
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Canada: America's suburb.

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I was working on some documentation at work the other day, and was appalled at my co-worker's ignorance.

Me: "It's Prince Edward Island, not Prince Edward's Island."

Original documentation: "... blah blah to the following provinces of Canada..."

Me: "Technically, Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories."

Her: "But isn't that getting too technical?"

I'm a technical writer, you twit.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:43 PM   #55295
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:44 PM   #55296
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Our bomb is broken right now...
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:45 PM   #55297
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Our bomb is broken right now...
*dammit, I thought no one saw my testing these nukes*

Mag, you're in Canada too, right?
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:23 AM   #55299
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McK: I'd pay that to see you in the thong...

well, I would...
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:47 AM   #55300
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McK: I'd pay that to see you in the thong...

well, I would...

Not to mention what it would be worth to see her take it off....
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