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tungtied2u

tungtied2u

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Since we are devoting so much time to this bomber, whoever she/he may be...I propose we use it constructively.

Write a poem having to do with your feelings about the "one" bomber.
Any form, any length, any any...as this bomber seems to strike all poetry indiscriminately.

The poems would be posted to this thread....and no voting allowed.....

This is for the sheer joy of a poetic tirade against a pest who needs to find a new home.

Let the metaphors run wild folks....images should not be hard to conjur up!

Most of all...have fun....enjoy writing for its own sake!


:cool: :rose:
 
tungtied2u said:
Write a poem having to do with your feelings about the "one" bomber.
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Ok. Here it is:

onebomber shmonebomber
why would i care?
flamers and fucktards
resides everywhere

#L
 
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Liar said:
Ok. Here it is:

onebomber shmonebomber
why would i care?
flamers and fucktards
resides everywhere

#L
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:D

ok liar baby--i have you to thank for this:

one two--your poems probably blew
three four--who gives a fuck about a score?
five six--take back your clicks
seven eight--it's cowardly hate
nine ten--read this again

and again

and again

until you understand.

:)
 
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Liar said:
Ok. Here it is:

onebomber shmonebomber
why would i care?
flamers and fucktards
resides everywhere

#L
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Fucktard just might be my new favourite word.;)
 
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*Catbabe* said:
Fucktard just might be my new favourite word.;)
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It's a good bad word. And so versatile. Over at the Author''s Hangout, I just used 'fucktardiness'.
 
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Liar said:
It's a good bad word. And so versatile. Over at the Author''s Hangout, I just used 'fucktardiness'.
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It's a great word and I just found a use for it. I just realized that some fucktard bombed my only poem on Lit...a poem that didnt have an H because it has already been bombed and obviously wasnt on the top list.

Now that's fucktardedness at its best.:D

Go give my stories a one now too ya fucktard cause I don't give a shit.:p


Okay I will behave now...
 
Disclaimer - the use of "he" is purely for poetic reasons - I'm not really a sexist fucktard.


There’s some thing about a single digit
That makes us poets shake and fidget
It’s because this unknown moron
Wants to fiddle with the score on
Any given day.

What’s his modus? Why’d he do it?
No one seems to have a clue, it
Looks as though he might be jealous
Maybe even over zealous
I can’t say we’ve had some dealings
Or that he has hurt my feelings
But I think, if we should meet
I’d simply knock him off his feet.
He – or she – has too much time
And plants a “one” instead of rhyme
He can’t resist this rather sneaky
Under handed, mean and freaky
Way of spoiling others pleasure
It could be a simple measure
Telling of his true inside
Where he’s shriveled up and died.


Talking about too much time.........




:rolleyes:
 
oneness
with all things
yes
we must
One


One word
one god
one people
one way

one-der
one-der
one-der
who
who wrote the book of love??

take me down
hit me with your ego
your misanthropy
your hatred
your ignorance
and watch me
counter with
compassion
poor baby
you have issues
lemme pray for ya
; )

slan go foill fucktard

:D
 
Tathagata said:
oneness
with all things
yes
we must
One


One word
one god
one people
one way

one-der
one-der
one-der
who
who wrote the book of love??

take me down
hit me with your ego
your misanthropy
your hatred
your ignorance
and watch me
counter with
compassion
poor baby
you have issues
lemme pray for ya
; )

slan go foill fucktard

:D
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what does slan go foill mean, anyway? (fucktard i can figure out)
 
~One~

One word
One touch
One lil click
One did mine
One will do yours too
One is takin us down
One must be stopped
One must go I say
One can not stay another day
One go on your way
One there is the door
One go before you hit the floor
One is a lonley thing
One can not be sane
One go I say

Not One more word
Not One more touch
Not One more lil click
Not One more I say~~!!!


New here~ My first posting on the boards~
I know it's a lil corny, but I tried , had a lil fun, Thanks all...:)
 
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LilDarlin said:
One word
One touch
One lil click
One did mine
One will do yours too
One is takin us down
One must be stopped
One must go I say
One can not stay another day
One go on your way
One there is the door
One go before you hit the floor
One is a lonley thing
One can not be sane
One go I say

Not One more word
Not One more touch
Not One more lil click
Not One more I say~~!!!


New here~ My first posting on the boards~
I know it's a lil corny, but I tried , had a lil fun, Thanks all...:)
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Welcome. :)

Stick around, do the challenges, ask for feedback if you want it, but mainly have fun. This is a good place.

:rose:
 
Oh, and since we're on the subject of "one". Let's pay our dues to a kickass rock song. In fact the best one. Ever.


U2 - One

Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you now
You got someone to blame

One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
One love
We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you
Don't care for

Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without
Well it's...

Too late
Tonight
To drag the past out into the light
We're one, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other

Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it's all I've got
We're one
But we're not the same
Well we
Hurt each other
Then we do it again
You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers
One life
But we're not the same

We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
One life (repeat)
 
Litville lifts a din

Is he the one
the one who did that
took all of those 10's
and made them go splat

and fizzle and foozle
and simper and snurk
he’s a ghoul
he’s a cad
he’s a bomber berserk

well the poets in Litville
they’d had quite enough
we’ll take care of this guy
they declared with a huff

and they set off to smite him
with word upon word
some clever some cutting
Oh, you should have heard

The din was delightful
in Litville that day
as the words and the laughter
drove that one away

he slunk and he slurled
as nasty one’s do
when they know they’re not wanted
what else could he do

And the poets kept writing
they were none the worse
for the one could not know
he’d help improve their verse
 
If one is only the worst you can do,
I'd like to show you the toe of my shoe.
It's been up where it's darker than deep in a well
and the dirt on the point is redolent of hell.
(like how I avoided the sh*t word here?)

Now, that smut is stink ridden and has ruined my shoe.
I wish I could show you just what you can do
with your tongue that loves to cut and to hurt,
dear troll, you can grovel and lick off the dirt.

Please visit my other poems, not yet on the top
They need your one vote to make them flop
out of obscurity of the nine vote midnight
and into the bliss of the top list limelight.

Your one vote won't change the value of mine
I'm secure in knowing my words will still shine
into the hollows of your narrow grey matter
and with the truth, your pettiness, scatter.
 
One for the One

More than one one
won one one, (that’s more
than one and one),
and as one One we won one,
one-on-one, for one one
won by one, and one-to-one
from one who’s won
one one from one,
I’m one in One
who’s one one
from one who is not one.

For, one one won,
won on one-on-one,
is one one won
for this One’s one,
(once written
one-to-one),
and this one’s
won one, on this one
one-on-one,
from one who won
none, one-on-one
or even one-to-one.

One One won,
because of one
one won, and is
one one won for One,
one-and-one
on one-on-one,
(and one-to-one),
this One’s won one,
and the other one
won none.

For one and one
is more than one,
and one more one
makes one One…
from one’s who’ve won
one one-on-one
and one-to-one,
and as One are one
who in this one won
one, because as One
we’re one, and one
one won from one
who’s none, is one
one won by One.
 
~~jD4george~~

Ohhh I loved this One you did, it's great..

Makes One really think..
Thank you George for making me
Rethink my think
One is one I do not want
One can still leave
One is makin me think
One is havin me rethink my think
One I still want you to go
One must think
One must rethink his think
One go now
Rethink your think on your one


Still corny you think? *Smiles* Well it was still lots of fun~

:)
 
:D

always liked this song by Bob Marley-

One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right
Hear the children crying (One love)
Hear the children crying (One heart)
Sayin', "Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
Sayin', "Let's get together and feel all right."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One love)
There is one question I'd really love to ask (One heart)
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner
Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?
Believe me

One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One love)
So shall it be in the end (One heart)
Alright, "Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
"Let's get together and feel all right."
One more thing

Let's get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One love)
So when the Man comes there will be no, no doom (One song)
Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner
There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation

Sayin', "One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right."
I'm pleading to mankind (One love)
Oh, Lord (One heart) Whoa.

"Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
Let's get together and feel all right.
(Repeat)
 
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