Jesus...serious thread

Peregrinator · Sep 28, 2004

Just walked by a car that had a bumper sticker saying "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" and I laughed, but then I got to wondering what Jesus would do about the state of the world today...

Any theories?

southpaw77 · Sep 28, 2004

Ummm... I thought that all these hurricanes were a sign?

Just waiting on the 4 Horsemen anytime now...

Bent · Sep 28, 2004

southpaw77 said:
Ummm... I thought that all these hurricanes were a sign?

Just waiting on the 4 Horsemen anytime now...

The winds have been kicking up a bit around here lately

gman23 · Sep 28, 2004

Die for our sins .. The Christians haven't had a new idea in over 2000 years.

MCunnilinguist · Sep 28, 2004

Jesus is My Homeboy

Some people saying the Hurricanes striking Florida are divine retribution for Iraq. Being Jeb Bush's state and all.

What the hell did Haiti and Jamiaca do then?

sundragon22 · Sep 28, 2004

I'm not really sure, what would any other fictional character do?

southpaw77 · Sep 28, 2004

Bent said:
The winds have been kicking up a bit around here lately

Metallica knows...

"By the last breath of the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knocks at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you have got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
or choose your fate and die"

MCunnilinguist · Sep 28, 2004

The fifth horseman represents Lust

I'm betting on that pony

crazybbwgirl · Sep 28, 2004

Peregrinator said:
Just walked by a car that had a bumper sticker saying "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" and I laughed, but then I got to wondering what Jesus would do about the state of the world today...

Any theories?

He would cry - then he would pray.

TheOlderGuy · Sep 28, 2004

the good people of florida should know by now
that, in the words of dick cheney,
if they re-elect dubya,
there will be a much higher risk
of hurricanes, not to mention all those recent alligator attacks.

god's pissed as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.

MCunnilinguist · Sep 28, 2004

He might bomb Mel Gibson's place

Image · Sep 28, 2004

http://www.wellreadwitch.com/jcwitch.htm

Jesus is rolling over in his tomb

mstryninja · Sep 28, 2004

I have that bumper sticker

Peregrinator · Sep 28, 2004

mstryninja said:
I have that bumper sticker

Were you just at wildoats in ne portland, or?

mstryninja · Sep 28, 2004

Nope

I don't eat health food, it's bad for you.

linuxgeek · Sep 28, 2004

southpaw77 said:
Ummm... I thought that all these hurricanes were a sign?

Just waiting on the 4 Horsemen anytime now...

4 hurricanes == four horsemen ?

MechaBlade · Sep 28, 2004

Peregrinator said:
Just walked by a car that had a bumper sticker saying "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" and I laughed, but then I got to wondering what Jesus would do about the state of the world today...

Any theories?

He'd be a liberal.

overthebow · Sep 28, 2004

WWJD?

I think Jesus would hang out down in Cabo and hit on tourist chicks. It has been 2000 years since he has gotten some leg and he would want to hang out, drink tequila and get some trim.

MWG · Sep 28, 2004

Re: Re: Jesus...serious thread

MechaBlade said:
He'd be a liberal.

He certainly would.

As much as I can't stand Christianity, I respect Jesus a lot where it comes to his life as a man. I don't believe in his divinity, but I do believe he was just a super dude. His acceptance, his peaceful nature. . . he would've been a flaming liberal.

Lasher · Sep 28, 2004

Are we talking about Zombie Jesus or Clone Jesus?

southpaw77 · Sep 28, 2004

Lasher said:
Are we talking about Zombie Jesus or Clone Jesus?

Buddy Jesus. Like in Dogma.

MWG · Sep 28, 2004

Lasher said:
Are we talking about Zombie Jesus or Clone Jesus?

Pa-chomp. Pa-chewie-chewie-chomp.

tendril · Sep 28, 2004

Re: Re: Re: Jesus...serious thread

MWG said:
He certainly would.

As much as I can't stand Christianity, I respect Jesus a lot where it comes to his life as a man. I don't believe in his divinity, but I do believe he was just a super dude. His acceptance, his peaceful nature. . . he would've been a flaming liberal.

Exactly.

And if he was going to bomb anything, he'd probably start with the Vatican, and work his way on down.

Morcheeba · Sep 28, 2004

http://trade.spinmusic.org/cornell.jpg

My Personal Jesus...

(Marilyn Manson's new version of DM's CLASSIC song is - ughhh, why can't he stop remaking songs and churn out some of his own again. Jesus Christ, this is not Marilyn Manson for those not in the know...)

Morcheeba · Sep 28, 2004

ack, anyone else notice how I just reached 9,666 with the previous post?

*shivers*

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