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Old 03-21-2013, 09:16 AM   #187276
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How do you make coffee with a waffle iron?

We used to have a coffee maker for the department. I was usually the first one in and made the first pot. The second teacher in always commented on how he loved the smell but didn't drink any. And then I'd come out of lecture to find an empty pot. There would be no one else there, but he still swore he didn't drink any.
Maybe he just inhaled the fragrance very thoroughly.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:19 AM   #187277
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What on earth is a Waffle Iron ?
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I think you may only need to taste different type of coffee, but I get the point.

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How do you make coffee with a waffle iron?

We used to have a coffee maker for the department. I was usually the first one in and made the first pot. The second teacher in always commented on how he loved the smell but didn't drink any. And then I'd come out of lecture to find an empty pot. There would be no one else there, but he still swore he didn't drink any.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:21 AM   #187278
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Maybe he just inhaled the fragrance very thoroughly.
I considered that possibility, but then I'd have to stop him from breathing in order to preserve the coffee.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:22 AM   #187279
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I considered that possibility, but then I'd have to stop him from breathing in order to preserve the coffee.
Sounds par for the course from what I remember of faculty politics.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:25 AM   #187280
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:25 AM   #187281
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Sounds par for the course from what I remember of faculty politics.
Yes. I eventually solved the problem by having my own coffee maker in my office. Did find him in there one day, though, "smelling" the coffee!
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:29 AM   #187282
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Yes. I eventually solved the problem by having my own coffee maker in my office. Did find him in there one day, though, "smelling" the coffee!
Charge him for it. . . .
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:31 AM   #187283
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Charge him for it. . . .
'Twasn't the cost, HP; it was the principle. Everyone who drank coffee was supposed to make it as well. He (and two others) claimed never to drink it mostly so they'd never have to make it or clean the machine at the end of day.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:35 AM   #187284
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'Twasn't the cost, HP; it was the principle. Everyone who drank coffee was supposed to make it as well. He (and two others) claimed never to drink it mostly so they'd never have to make it or clean the machine at the end of day.
I understand that. Just tell him (and the others), that without a hefty contribution to the coffee bill, his sniffin' days are over.
We did this at a place I was working at. An ango-dutch firm, so our ocffee didn't cost quite as much (Dowe Eghberts Black label)

Strangely enough, it worked.
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Old 03-21-2013, 10:04 AM   #187285
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Afternoon, Lasters.

All this talk of coffee larceny is making me thirsty...

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Old 03-21-2013, 10:11 AM   #187286
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All this talk of coffee larceny is making me thirsty...

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Uh, the coffee is like two pages back

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Old 03-21-2013, 11:23 AM   #187287
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Uh, the coffee is like two pages back

Morning oh unclean one.

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Lol. I was thinking more the Black Plague, but that works, too...

I gave up waiting and made myself a flask.
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:27 AM   #187288
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Lol. I was thinking more the Black Plague, but that works, too...
I like my coffee like I like plagues. Black.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:22 PM   #187289
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Strong, sweet and black here. Like my men...
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:01 PM   #187290
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So I thought drinking four bottles of water a day was pushing it. Five is crazy.
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:24 PM   #187291
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So I thought drinking four bottles of water a day was pushing it. Five is crazy.
Heh, feel like you are floating away, Lynn?
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:27 PM   #187293
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Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I can sympathize.
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:33 PM   #187295
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Lynn has hogged Last for long enough

TGIF and the coffee is on.

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I've got mine IVed but thanks.
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