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Old 09-25-2004, 03:34 PM   #151
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Woody Woodpecker? You kinky bitch!!!
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Old 09-25-2004, 03:37 PM   #152
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Kinky Boots??? I'll call Ken Bishop.
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Old 09-25-2004, 06:41 PM   #153
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Only three more hours to go until I anounce....

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That there will not be a winner until the last person posts.
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:05 PM   #154
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:07 PM   #155
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Yes you are............................NOT.
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:17 PM   #156
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And neither are you and your a tease giving people phone numbers that dont work and stuff I was all ready with my visa card and was gonna talk


Sorry I dropped my gum

I was gonna talk dirty to you but that number didn't work so I think you just tease to be mean.

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I gave you one anyway cause sometimes mean is fun
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:21 PM   #157
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And neither are you and your a tease giving people phone numbers that dont work and stuff I was all ready with my visa card and was gonna talk


Sorry I dropped my gum

I was gonna talk dirty to you but that number didn't work so I think you just tease to be mean.

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I gave you one anyway cause sometimes mean is fun
Debbie, you make me smile....down there.
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:28 PM   #158
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Debbie, you make me smile....down there.
Ooooo If I give you my number will you call me and tell me about your smile cause I like kissing those smiles as long as you had a bath in the last couple days or it'll smell bad and I get all jumpy in the tummy I threw up like that once but I don't think you would smell like that and your picture looks pretty so I think I would like to even though I don't like cigars.

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Old 09-25-2004, 08:33 PM   #159
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Ooooo If I give you my number will you call me and tell me about your smile cause I like kissing those smiles as long as you had a bath in the last couple days or it'll smell bad and I get all jumpy in the tummy I threw up like that once but I don't think you would smell like that and your picture looks pretty so I think I would like to even though I don't like cigars.

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I'll take that as a compliment....I think. I smell like Ralph Lauren's Romance or sometimes Blue,depends on my mood. Oh and I love nice long baths, was heading for one soon. Wanna join me?
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:36 PM   #161
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I'll take that as a compliment....I think. I smell like Ralph Lauren's Romance or sometimes Blue,depends on my mood. Oh and I love nice long baths, was heading for one soon. Wanna join me?
If she doesn't I will.

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Old 09-25-2004, 08:42 PM   #162
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I'll take that as a compliment....I think. I smell like Ralph Lauren's Romance or sometimes Blue,depends on my mood. Oh and I love nice long baths, was heading for one soon. Wanna join me?
Oh Id love to but I dont know where you live Darnoel told me what town once but it's along Way from boulder so maybe you could take a bath and I'll take a bath and you can call me and we can pretend we're in the same tub and stuff. Do you like bubbles I do they tickle cept when they go up your nose but I dont sniff at them any more I learned my lesson on that one.

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Old 09-25-2004, 08:57 PM   #163
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Oh Id love to but I dont know where you live Darnoel told me what town once but it's along Way from boulder so maybe you could take a bath and I'll take a bath and you can call me and we can pretend we're in the same tub and stuff. Do you like bubbles I do they tickle cept when they go up your nose but I dont sniff at them any more I learned my lesson on that one.

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If Darnoel lets you out of the closet we can have some fun....I'll make a mental note not to sniff the bubbles.
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:04 PM   #164
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If Darnoel lets you out of the closet we can have some fun....I'll make a mental note not to sniff the bubbles.
She's all yours for the evening. Just send pictures.

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Old 09-25-2004, 09:13 PM   #165
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She's all yours for the evening. Just send pictures.

OH GOODY!!!! I have a camera but its not one that works with a compewter but I can have them enveloped and then Darnoel can scan them and I can send them to you to send to him but if he scans them he'll see them anyway and I think he'd really grin looking at them cause he like pictures he says it's nice when you have a picture of someone so you know them better cause words is just words but a face is better to put the words to and stuff

I'm going to fill my tub now its big enough for two so if you want we can pretend we're using it.

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Old 09-25-2004, 09:28 PM   #167
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Eeeewwwwwww.... That's not me she's too skinny and soft flabby and her boobs are too small and she's WAY too white she looks like she's been in a dungeon all her life.

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She probaly shaved too.
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:35 PM   #168
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Not the rootin' tootin' cattle tussler type, eh?

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Old 09-25-2004, 09:38 PM   #169
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Not the rootin' tootin' cattle tussler type, eh?


I sure am but if I looked like that skank the cows would stampede and trample me to death.

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Old 09-25-2004, 10:40 PM   #171
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Old 09-26-2004, 08:05 AM   #172
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It pays to wait.

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Old 09-26-2004, 08:13 AM   #174
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In your dreams Your only last until I write something and that's what I am doing right now so you arent going to be last anymore when I push the mouse button on thay spot that says submit reply cause then I'll be last and you won't.

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Debbie,

You're supposed to hit your own spot, didn't Dranoel tell you that?



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