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02-08-2005, 08:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
eric shawn listo is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Looking for Honey
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No one here?
Guess I'll sit down and wait.
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02-08-2005, 08:07 AM
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#12752
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There once was a whore from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her flaps
and pissed all over the cealing
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02-08-2005, 08:10 AM
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#12753
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Literotica Guru
eric shawn listo is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by vella_ms
There once was a whore from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her flaps
and pissed all over the cealing
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Did it need cleaning? |
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02-08-2005, 08:11 AM
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Not so delicate flower
Black Tulip is offline
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North of the sun.
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Hi Vella,
Charming poem!
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02-08-2005, 08:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by eric shawn listo
Did it need cleaning?
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i dunno, im rarely on my back. |
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02-08-2005, 08:13 AM
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Literotica Guru
eric shawn listo is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by vella_ms
i dunno, im rarely on my back.
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Well someone must be. They could tell you.  |
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02-08-2005, 08:31 AM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Wherever you want me to be
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Quote:
Originally posted by vella_ms
There once was a whore from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her flaps
and pissed all over the cealing
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Charming poem to start my day!
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-08-2005, 08:33 AM
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What goes up, must come down.
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02-08-2005, 08:50 AM
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Not so delicate flower
Black Tulip is offline
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North of the sun.
Posts: 5,945
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Ummm, Ted ...
That goes for you too!
Up there in the rigging, I mean.
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02-08-2005, 09:03 AM
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your Ad goes here. $50/mo
~photoguy~ is offline
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Location: not where i wanna be
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bear escapes from zoo ... finds nekkid woman ....
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02-08-2005, 09:47 AM
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Fun Urban Legend
Quote:
Originally posted by www.bruce.
bear escapes from zoo ... finds nekkid woman ....
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A man decided to throw a surprise party for his fiance. All the guests were hiding downstairs, where her bedroom was, when she came home. She didn't come downstairs immediately, but went straight to the bathroom and got into the shower, so they decided to wait until she got out to surprise her.
After her shower, she came downstairs calling the dog. They turned on the lights and yelled, "Surprise." The man's fiance was standing there completely naked except for some peanut butter spread all over her nipples and crotch.
The wedding was called off. She quit her job and disappeared -- nobody knows where she is. When the friend went back to Canada shortly afterwards, the house had a "For Sale" sign in front.
Moral of the story: Dogs are not just man's best friend. |
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02-08-2005, 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by www.bruce.
bear escapes from zoo ... finds nekkid woman ....
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Nice boob job. |
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02-08-2005, 09:58 AM
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Not so delicate flower
Black Tulip is offline
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Location: North of the sun.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dranoel
Nice boob job.
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Hehehe. Glad to see I'm not the only one who had that thought.
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02-08-2005, 10:08 AM
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Literotica Guru
eric shawn listo is offline
Join Date: May 2004
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Bear's just lookin' for honey.  |
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02-08-2005, 10:18 AM
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your Ad goes here. $50/mo
~photoguy~ is offline
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hmm ... i'm not that impressed by those perky boobs ... much rather see/touch/lick the natural ones
leaping into last place while everyone is distracted by silicone
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02-08-2005, 11:19 AM
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Question for those of us that have been with women :
Ever been with anyone with enhanced breasts?
Me, nope.
I do have a friend, an enormously beautiful women, who dates nothing but good looking, successful men who had a boyfriend comment once that it was a pleasure to be with a woman with real breasts. His last several girlfriends had been augmented. Either a comment on how common it has become, or on the type of women he dated (other than my friend).
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02-08-2005, 11:35 AM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I'd love to have big boobs.
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-08-2005, 11:47 AM
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Not so delicate flower
Black Tulip is offline
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North of the sun.
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LOL
Now that I'm "slightly" overweight I finally like my boobs.
It's one of the main reasons I decided to stick to my ample form.
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02-08-2005, 11:52 AM
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Epileptic Octopus
Kassiana is offline
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Location: A fantasy world of my own creation
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What is being last?
Continuing on, or
Failing to see?
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Kassiana's Stories
Bobby’s eyes widened and Scott took a step back, then stopped, chin raised boldly. "That’s right. Our famous Canadian mutant wants to screw your ass, Bobby. What do you have to say to that?"
Bobby gave his usual joking reply, "Um, he has good taste in men?"
Scott was silent. Bobby didn’t know what to say. Scott had sounded angry, sure, but he also sounded hurt. He stammered, "God, Scott … are you saying you’re jealous?"
-- Such A Talented Group, Ch. 2
Which can be found at: Wolvertique's Stories
For losing the Winter Holiday Contest:
KASSIANA
Lowest of the Lit Low
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02-08-2005, 01:04 PM
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your Ad goes here. $50/mo
~photoguy~ is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
I'd love to have big boobs.
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hmmm .. trying to picture this ....
certainly not necessary IMO
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02-08-2005, 01:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
I'd love to have big boobs.
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My question was not hinting at a preference for big boobs. I like natural boobs, of any size, over fakes. Sort of like preferring a Gauguin over a velvet copy of same.
I got a glimpse once by accident down a totally flat chested girl's shirt. She had huge, erect nipples, and loved it. I am truly flexible. Big, small, whatever, must bring them over.
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02-08-2005, 02:57 PM
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I do not know what the ..
SensualCealy is offline
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LOL BT you werent the only one thinking that, they look like balloons you get at a fair. Tie a string around the nipple and whalla instant entertainment! lol
Surprise parties are never a good thing! lol
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awesome
so then you'll be more like a waldorf...you only lack nuts
VELLA!
Sometimes it is better to have a "mindless" job.... Mcdonalds.. or whatever that you can leave behind...and save the creative stuff for yourself.~ Throbbs
I want to be friends with my children, right now is not the moment ~Amy Roloff
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02-08-2005, 03:55 PM
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Ted wonders in, looks around. "Why am I here?" he asks himself.
"Ah, yes. To Yell : LAST"
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02-08-2005, 05:18 PM
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bitch
nikkijames is offline
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woot
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02-08-2005, 07:54 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Slackers.
Last.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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