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02-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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creatively challenged....
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Open mouth, insert....OOOOPS!!! Did I say that outloud?
I'm baaaack...
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
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02-02-2005, 10:21 PM
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#12477
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
Open mouth, insert....OOOOPS!!! Did I say that outloud?
I'm baaaack...
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And front . . . a lovely completed Honey!
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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02-02-2005, 10:22 PM
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creatively challenged....
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Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
And front . . . a lovely completed Honey!
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that has no head.
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
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02-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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#12479
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
that has no head.
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Want head?
(YES!)
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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02-02-2005, 10:27 PM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
Want head?
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LOL....I should be saying that to you, no?
Although, I am thinking got milk?
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-02-2005, 10:28 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
LOL....I should be saying that to you, no?
Although, I am thinking got milk?
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Imagining the milk moustache . . . 
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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02-02-2005, 10:29 PM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
Imagining the milk moustache . . .
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and the tongue licking it off..
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-02-2005, 10:35 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
and the tongue licking it off..
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And the tongue . . .
*shudder*
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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02-02-2005, 10:38 PM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
And the tongue . . .
*shudder*
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I prefer tremble to shudder...makes me think you are afraid of "The Tongue"
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-02-2005, 10:40 PM
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insane drunken monkey
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My God it's been too long.
LAST.
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02-02-2005, 10:40 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
I prefer tremble to shudder...makes me think you are afraid of "The Tongue"
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I revel in the presence of "The Tongue."
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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02-02-2005, 10:43 PM
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creatively challenged....
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Quote:
Originally posted by she_is_my_addiction
My God it's been too long.
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*POUNCES*
*HUGS*
*KISSES*
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-02-2005, 10:45 PM
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insane drunken monkey
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
*POUNCES*
*HUGS*
*KISSES*
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Now are those deep, probing, tongue kisses or just friendly kisses?
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02-02-2005, 10:46 PM
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creatively challenged....
Honey123 is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by she_is_my_addiction
Now are those deep, probing, tongue kisses or just friendly kisses?
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Depends...are you afraid of the Tongue?
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
The Honey Pot
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02-02-2005, 10:48 PM
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insane drunken monkey
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Quote:
Originally posted by Honey123
Depends...are you afraid of the Tongue?
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No, I'm actually quite fond of the Tongue...
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02-02-2005, 11:09 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by she_is_my_addiction
No, I'm actually quite fond of the Tongue...
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I'll leave Honey's Tongue and SIMA in charge of Last while I get some rest.
G'night.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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02-03-2005, 02:04 AM
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Still Kicking Around
Belegon is offline
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3 hours? we let the malignant llama have last for three hours? oh my....well, enough is enough...
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02-03-2005, 02:11 AM
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A Different Scene
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3 hours? we let the malignant llama have last for three hours? oh my....well, enough is enough...
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Sorry, Bel, I just need one more post and this seemed like a good place to get it. I'll leave after this, honest. 
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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02-03-2005, 02:17 AM
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mistress of the moon
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02-03-2005, 02:27 AM
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A Different Scene
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Thank you, Moonlight!
It only took me a year and a half to do it! I am such a slow poster.
But tonight, tonight we nana dance!
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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02-03-2005, 02:36 AM
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mistress of the moon
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If I had been left on my own I'd still not have 100 posts but lucky for me Fairysong, Nikki and Abs came along. I was shy and they made me feel welcome and gave me the push i needed.
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02-03-2005, 07:34 AM
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Morning All.
Sorry you had to hold down last so long on your own Elf. Never fear, the daytime shift is here.
Congrats Yui on 1000! Way to go.
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02-03-2005, 07:41 AM
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I do not know what the ..
SensualCealy is offline
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Ted you are fast, I hadnt found this thread in the depths of Lit yet this morning!
C
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awesome
so then you'll be more like a waldorf...you only lack nuts
VELLA!
Sometimes it is better to have a "mindless" job.... Mcdonalds.. or whatever that you can leave behind...and save the creative stuff for yourself.~ Throbbs
I want to be friends with my children, right now is not the moment ~Amy Roloff
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02-03-2005, 08:39 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Well, this looks like a lonely place. 500th page and I just into my five hundred postings. Seems like it's time to settle down and make me..........LAST.
~bowing~
Thank you very much for this great honor.
I'd like to thank Ted, BT, Bruce, C., Bel, Honey,Yui, Elf, sima, rik, EL and all the many others who've aided me in my quest.
It has been an honor striving along side you to this great END.
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02-03-2005, 08:54 AM
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I do not know what the ..
SensualCealy is offline
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LMAO, surely you jest!
Im Last and close to 1500 posts!
C
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awesome
so then you'll be more like a waldorf...you only lack nuts
VELLA!
Sometimes it is better to have a "mindless" job.... Mcdonalds.. or whatever that you can leave behind...and save the creative stuff for yourself.~ Throbbs
I want to be friends with my children, right now is not the moment ~Amy Roloff
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