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Impervious to noise? Damn. That lets a lot of good stuff out...

Try something with a million little pieces, or something like playdough or that stuff that comes in the little egg - I forget the name, but it sticks to everything.
 
Cleo32 said:
that stuff that comes in the little egg - I forget the name, but it sticks to everything.
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Silly Putty.

Or get one of those Spider Man wall crawler things that stick to walls. Legos if you want to use the million pieces idea. Personally I'd just give the kid an assload of sugar, that'll drive the parents insane.
 
PinkOrchid said:
I'm looking for a gift for a 4-year-old child. The main goal of this is to find something that the child will love, but at the same time will annoy the fucking snot out of the parents. Drum sets won't work, the parents are impervious to noise. I think messy would be best. *nods*

Any ideas?
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A gift certificate to Chuckie Cheese or one of those places.

Mom and Dad will, of course, have to go along.
 
Silly string. Various forms of goo. Things that use batteries at an impossibly rapid rate. Things that hurl projectiles. Things that have pieces that will quickly go missing and have to be replaced over and over again.Various obnoxious pets. Age inappropriate stuff.

I have done this a few times, can you tell?
 
finger paints, and not the new spill free mess free ones.

bubbles. messy and outside/inside trackable = always a mess to clean up.

A movie... they like to watch them over and over and over and over .... try some annoying disney movie.

A box set of those mini cars, they always end up all over the house, along with those army men. My parents are moving, and they found a couple that my brother and I used to play around the house with.

a girly makeup nail polish hair jewerly set. Lots of messy small parts that help make the kid look like a clown if done alone and correctly... also... a pain in the ass to get off anything it touches - including the kid's face.
 
Bluesboy2 said:
Silly string. Various forms of goo. Things that use batteries at an impossibly rapid rate. Things that hurl projectiles. Things that have pieces that will quickly go missing and have to be replaced over and over again.Various obnoxious pets. Age inappropriate stuff.

I have done this a few times, can you tell?
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Wait! Is the child a girl or a boy? They have these little Spiderman "web-shooters" things that use silly string.

In the house I grew up in, there were stains on the walls for YEARS from silly string.
 
No way could the parents ignore the noise that THIS makes. Get him a Buzz Lightyear or Snitch voice changer. It is this obnoxious thing that looks like a megaphone. It changes the child's voice to that of a monster, etc. and AMPLIFIES it to LOUDer than you can imagine.
 
Bluesboy2 said:
Silly string. Various forms of goo. Things that use batteries at an impossibly rapid rate. Things that hurl projectiles. Things that have pieces that will quickly go missing and have to be replaced over and over again.Various obnoxious pets. Age inappropriate stuff.

I have done this a few times, can you tell?
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haha, i forgot all about the various Nurf products. When I was in high school we were looking around my friend's attic and found an assload of guns and bows and various nurf stuff ... we broke it all out, went back to our own houses and dug out all of our stuff. We ended up with two carfulls of the stuff... we went to a friend's woodsy backyard and had the biggest war ever. tons of fun ... annoying as hell to parents when we were younger though.


Simple - A ball. A basket ball, one of those hand balls(usually they're blue or pink) , tennis balls I used to sit in my hallway and bounce it against the wall for hours when I KNEW it would piss them off after a little while.
 
For a girl, one of those "Easy Bake Ovens" - it sounds gentle enough, so the parents won't suspect anything. But, my sister had one and she made A MESS whenever she made stuff, plus, she would beg and scream for more supplies whenever they went out ... it was so bad that my mom never allowed me to get one!!! If it's a boy, they have the same sort of thing, only it makes gummy worms and insects, I imagine that it's the same sort of deal. Good luck finding that 'perfect' gift! :rose:
 
I'm thinking nerf guns. I'd recommend a super soaker but they're illegal in Cali aren't they?
 
PinkOrchid said:
I'm looking for a gift for a 4-year-old child. The main goal of this is to find something that the child will love, but at the same time will annoy the fucking snot out of the parents. Drum sets won't work, the parents are impervious to noise. I think messy would be best. *nods*

Any ideas?
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Drum sets are costly and break easily, trust me, I know. I started on pots n pans lol!

Get him a toy with bells and whistles or that talks. You know how damn annoying those talking toys are.
 
PinkOrchid said:
I'm looking for a gift for a 4-year-old child. The main goal of this is to find something that the child will love, but at the same time will annoy the fucking snot out of the parents. Drum sets won't work, the parents are impervious to noise. I think messy would be best. *nods*

Any ideas?
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play doh. It gets into carpets and NEVER comes out.

also Thomas the tank engine videos.
Rescue hero's figurines that talk.
Spiderman Web Shooter (It shoots silly string)

*edited to add...can you tell I have boys?*
 
PinkOrchid said:
I just *knew* you guys would know good obnoxious stuff! So nice to have people you can count on. :D
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You have to give us an update on how it turns out!
 
Home enema kits, a box of worms, play dough, fake vomit, real vomit, a pass to a water park for the parents and kids.

If you lived closer I would go shopping with you. Move to Southeast Texas.
 
PinkOrchid said:
I would *so* love to take you to meet this family. I can't even begin to tell you about the fun we could have fucking with their heads.
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I am available for parties and catered events. You have my #. For you I will even give a discount and throw in my Mr. Rogers voice for free.:D
 
Toys R Us carries gooey stuff from Nickelodeon that smell like the nastiest stuff , including ummm farts . They also carry candy and plastic slimy toy makers that remsemble the nastiest or creatures that can be either eaten of flung at someone ....

People can be so devious when designing toys for kids .
 
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