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Old 07-04-2004, 07:24 PM   #126
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I've been here the whole time....just been hiding in that dark corner over there...
Shit, I'm glad you came out, I almost called the exterminator
 

Old 07-04-2004, 07:25 PM   #127
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Abs, if you've got these, I'll take one of each, please.

CLIMAX
1/2 oz. each of;
Amaretto
Vodka
Triple Sec
White Creme de Coca
Creme de Banana
Splash of Half & Half
Shake over ice, Strain into a chilled Cocktail glass.

ANGEL'S TIT
1 oz. Dark Creme de Cacao
1 oz. Cream
Layer in a Pony glass, Serve with a cherry in it.

HARD DICK
3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Frangelico
Splash of Soda
Shake with ice, Strain into a Pony glass

BLOW JOB (I need the one above before I have this one).
Equal parts of;
Kahlua
Baileys & Vodka
Layer into a pony or shot glass, top with whipped cream.

ORGASM
3/4 oz. each;
Amaretto
Kahlua & Baileys
Shake over ice, Strain into a Shot glass

RED HEADED SLUT (Any of those around?)
Recipe 1
Equal parts of;
Chambord
Crown Royal & Southern Comfort
Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass or shot glass
Recipe 2
Equal parts of;
Jaegermeister
Peach Schnapps
& Cranberry Juice
Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass or shot glass

SCREAMING ORGASM
Equal parts;
Baileys
Vodka
Kahlua*
Stir over ice, Strain into rocks glass, or large shot glass
* Amaretto can be substituted for another variation

SILK PANTY
1 oz. each of;
Peach Schnapps
Vodka
Cranberry juice
Stir over ice, Serve in a chilled cocktail glass

SKIP AND GO NAKED
1 oz. Gin
Dash of Grenadine
Splash of Sour mix & Draft Beer
Shake over ice & Strain into Rocks glass

SLOW SCREW
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
Splash of Orange Juice
Pour over ice in a Highball glass

SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW
3/4 oz. each of;
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
& Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry

SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW UP AGAINST THE WALL
3/4 oz. each of;
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
& Galliano
Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry

SMOOTH SCREW
1/2 oz. Tia Maria
1/2 oz. Myer's Rum
1 1/2 oz. Pineapple juice
Shake with ice. Float 1/2 oz. ckspur Barbadian Rum

TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST
1/2 oz. each of;
Midori
Absolut Citron
Malibu Rum
Splash of Sour mix
Shake with ice, Strain into chilled cocktail or Rocks glass

WARM BLONDE
Equal parts of;
Southern Comfort
& Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass

WILD SEX
1/2 oz. 151 Proof Rum
1 oz. malibu
1/2 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. cranberry juice
1/2 oz. grenadine
1 oz. orange juice
1 oz. pineapple juice
ice cubes

VIBRATOR
2 parts Southern Comfort
1 part irish cream

HEAVENLY SEX
2 oz. Amaretto
1 tsp. Chocolate Syrup
0.5 oz. grenadine
2 oz. Spiced Rum


Remember now, one of each, all given to me at once.

Lou
 

Old 07-04-2004, 07:29 PM   #128
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Give me a few minutes to get these Lou, I have to sweep up goose feathers.
 

Old 07-04-2004, 07:39 PM   #129
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SCREAMING ORGASM
Equal parts;
Baileys
Vodka
Kahlua*
Stir over ice, Strain into rocks glass, or large shot glass
* Amaretto can be substituted for another variation
I like that one. Never heard it by that name before though, but this close relative comes to mind:

SPIT OR SWALLOW?
Named after the two most common reactions to it - some like it, other hate it.

2 parts Vodka
1 part Kahlua
1 part lemon juice

Served moderately chilled in a shot glass. Downed in one go.
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Old 07-04-2004, 07:40 PM   #130
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SPIT OR SWALLOW?
Named after the two most common reactions to it - some like it, other hate it.
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Old 07-04-2004, 07:58 PM   #131
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Great, Cloudy! Here you go. Imported Beer to celebrate Independence Day!

Cheap booze and explosives is an American Tradition, Cheery.

Matriarch, if you want some of our secretly imported moonshine, the fireworks will start about five minutes later, in your head!

Bourbon and Mountain Dew coming up, Goose Lady, and I do mean, coming up!
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:01 PM   #132
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Bourbon and Mountain Dew coming up, Goose Lady, and I do mean, coming up!
Hey, it stays down dammit!
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I've been waiting to see inside her jeans for a year and a half now. Forget changing parties, I'd change planets if I thought it would help. ~ cheerful_deviant
I wonder what you will be when you grow-up, min? Temperamental domesticated fowl artist? Religious Icon? Or President of the free world? ~ Yui
Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
Out and proud. Of you. ~ matriarch
SIG WHORE!!! ~ annaswirls
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:07 PM   #133
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Hey, it stays down dammit!
So what where you doing out in the alley last night? Shedding the mix?
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:09 PM   #134
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So what where you doing out in the alley last night? Shedding the mix?
I'll not be discussing what I was doing in the alley, thank you very much. mainly because my memory is a bit, shall we say, foggy
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I wonder what you will be when you grow-up, min? Temperamental domesticated fowl artist? Religious Icon? Or President of the free world? ~ Yui
Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
Out and proud. Of you. ~ matriarch
SIG WHORE!!! ~ annaswirls
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:24 PM   #135
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I'll not be discussing what I was doing in the alley, thank you very much. mainly because my memory is a bit, shall we say, foggy
hmmmmm,........

That was you?




...about what time were you in the alley last night?
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:28 PM   #136
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hmmmmm,........

That was you?




...about what time were you in the alley last night?
I dunno; I lost my watch out there somewhere....

Welcome back, Rumi!
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I wonder what you will be when you grow-up, min? Temperamental domesticated fowl artist? Religious Icon? Or President of the free world? ~ Yui
Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
Out and proud. Of you. ~ matriarch
SIG WHORE!!! ~ annaswirls
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:32 PM   #137
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I dunno; I lost my watch out there somewhere....

Welcome back, Rumi!
I lose track of time like that too. No timepieces and very few sharp objects around me.

Thanks!, good to see you again. I have to confess that I lurk quite often even if I'm not posting.
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:43 PM   #138
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I lose track of time like that too. No timepieces and very few sharp objects around me.

Thanks!, good to see you again. I have to confess that I lurk quite often even if I'm not posting.
I understand. I've been lurking in the dark corners of ABSTRUTIONS since she opened the place.
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I've been waiting to see inside her jeans for a year and a half now. Forget changing parties, I'd change planets if I thought it would help. ~ cheerful_deviant
I wonder what you will be when you grow-up, min? Temperamental domesticated fowl artist? Religious Icon? Or President of the free world? ~ Yui
Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
Out and proud. Of you. ~ matriarch
SIG WHORE!!! ~ annaswirls
 

Old 07-04-2004, 08:48 PM   #139
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I understand. I've been lurking in the dark corners of ABSTRUTIONS since she opened the place.
Glad you don't mind having a little company. I won't tell anyone what can be found in the dark corners of Abstrutions. Some would not understand, others may even try to prosecute. It's all good with the right perspective.
 

Old 07-04-2004, 10:01 PM   #140
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Tie me to the bedpost
followed by
rogue ale please..

VB, i used manners.. do i have to leave a tip?
 

Old 07-04-2004, 10:15 PM   #141
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Tie me to the bedpost .. followed by rogue ale please..
VB, i used manners.. do i have to leave a tip?
Certainly not, Vella.

You only need to tip if you wish to be unted eventually.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:19 PM   #142
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Certainly not, Vella.

You only need to tip if you wish to be unted eventually.
i think you meant .. untied..

ill be happy to be tied up.. *im that kinda gal*
 

Old 07-04-2004, 11:27 PM   #143
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You won't actually be tied, Vella.

I'm too busy.

Rather, it will be something more like this.




OKAY?

You will be UNLEASHED sometime after the holidays.
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:52 AM   #144
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Last call for me....God, I hate cleaning out the corners here.

Time to untie vella....oh wait, she's chewed through the restraints again.

Virtual, you're doing one hell of a job, see me next week about a raise.

Jeez, I better get a bigger Lost and Found box....
 

Old 07-05-2004, 05:25 AM   #145
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Jeez, I better get a bigger Lost and Found box....
Just don't get it where Colly got her PM box.

~lucky

p.s. You know vella didn't chew through those restraints! That woman lives to be bound. (don't ask me how she got out... just because I have sharp teeth doesn't mean a damn thing!)
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Old 07-05-2004, 07:19 AM   #146
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OOOOOooooooh!!!! Lisa comes, he, he, to check out Abs thread and arrives to find people talkin about boxes? and restraints? and gettin bound? What kinda place is this? Can I get my box beat with a feather maybe?
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Old 07-05-2004, 07:22 AM   #147
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Can I get my box beat with a feather maybe?
Will it make you Moan Lisa?






Sorry! Is this place open yet, I need a double expresso.

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Old 07-05-2004, 07:40 AM   #148
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Good morning all.

Do you have large size cups here?














....for the coffee/espresso?


I'd like two doubles please,
 

Old 07-05-2004, 07:42 AM   #149
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Will it make you Moan Lisa?






Sorry! Is this place open yet, I need a double expresso.

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Old 07-05-2004, 07:44 AM   #150
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Seeing as the owner is probably STILL sleeping.. i say..help yourself..

if your an honest type of person, leave the cash in the cup by the till.. if not, more power to ya.



sippin on my free hazlenut cap. .. grinnin madly
 
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