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Old 07-03-2004, 12:10 PM   #51
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Old 07-03-2004, 12:11 PM   #52
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You just tell me what you want dearest, I'm here to serve. What ever the customer wants, just ask.
I want a big mug of strong coffee, Chicken fried steak with scrambled eggs, blueberry muffins and a hug.

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Old 07-03-2004, 12:11 PM   #53
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You just tell me what you want dearest, I'm here to serve. What ever the customer wants, just ask.
**trying hard not to gag.. the only reason im not puking is because youre being nice to colly.. otherwise.. hurlcity**
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:14 PM   #54
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**trying hard not to gag.. the only reason im not puking is because youre being nice to colly.. otherwise.. hurlcity**
For shame, do you think I don't have some niceness in me? At Astrusions it's my job as your hostess to provide you with the best comfort and care.
All my customers are special.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:15 PM   #55
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I want a big mug of strong coffee, Chicken fried steak with scrambled eggs, blueberry muffins and a hug.

-Colly
Coming up love, served with a smile and the biggest of hugs.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:18 PM   #56
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You just tell me what you want dearest, I'm here to serve. What ever the customer wants, just ask.
I'll take a wanton woman tied to the bar...preferably already naked.



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Old 07-03-2004, 12:20 PM   #57
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I'll take a wanton woman tied to the bar...preferably already naked.



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As soon as Colly is done with her breakfast, I'll tie her up for you.

Nice of you to finally show up. I have a large ice water and an ashtray for you, just for starts.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:22 PM   #58
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As soon as Colly is done with her breakfast, I'll tie her up for you.

Nice of you to finally show up. I have a large ice water and an ashtray for you, just for starts.
Perrrrrrrrfect!

Don't bother gagging her.

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Perrrrrrrrfect!

Don't bother gagging her.

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Old 07-03-2004, 12:31 PM   #60
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Keep up the good work.



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To please, I aim.

(Ok, that sucked.)
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Old 07-03-2004, 12:34 PM   #62
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To please, I aim.

(Ok, that sucked.)
You get a free drink for your lameness, now give us a poem.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:36 PM   #63
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To please, I aim.

(Ok, that sucked.)
It could if you aim in the right direction
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:36 PM   #64
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Hello Charley.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:41 PM   #66
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Hi Abs! Too early for the russian, so I'll refrain. Just dont serve any of that deep fried chicken steak Colly was talking about

Hey Lucky! I was beginning to think you were a vampire.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:45 PM   #67
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Hi Abs! Too early for the russian, so I'll refrain.
Coffee okay for now sweets? Always served with a smile and a pat on the head.
 

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Might I get a refill of coffe before I am thrown to the lucky wolf?

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Old 07-03-2004, 12:51 PM   #69
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Might I get a refill of coffe before I am thrown to the lucky wolf?

-Colly
Why of course, refills are free.
I might ask that you two keep it to a respectable level, I do have other customers here relaxing.
 

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Why of course, refills are free.
I might ask that you two keep it to a respectable level, I do have other customers here relaxing.
In that case aball gag might be in order.
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Old 07-03-2004, 12:52 PM   #71
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Hola, Abby. I'd like some strong British tea, a pot please. Milk and sugar on the side. Ashtray of course. Today's my first day of vacation time, two full weeks of it, yea! me.

Big, hard *hug* for Colly.

Perdita

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Old 07-03-2004, 12:53 PM   #72
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Who is your favorite painter? Do you have a particular painting that appeals to you the most? Care to share?

I'm partial to the Pre-Raphealites myself, but Salvador Dali' is my main man.
 

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You get a free drink for your lameness, now give us a poem.
A poem you say...

Bonking the Busy Bee
Erm...title is subject of change : )

Saturday afternoon
sipping Manhattans
and the sweet sight
of too delectable curves
behind that wench cliché apron

They know her topography by now
and exactly what to order
to force her to make
her most feline stretches

that bend-behind-counter bottle
that makes her cleavage heave
and the glass
on the top shelf
stretching on a chair
exposing black lace under the hem


And little busty busy bee,
too wound up in cach flow and
tap flow to care,
dutifully accommondates.

She knows however, that
hours will link arms with
one another
and eventually run out.

Then, closing call arrives,
and the breathless lingerers
she chose this time...
        A short scribble and
        blood red lipsick kiss
        on a napkin,
        delivering promises

...will reap their award.

One locks the door,
turns the 'open' sign
while other shadows...
        How many? That's for her
        and them alone to know.

...hungrily home in
on an already eagerly
undressing
busy bee
bar wench.

It's busy hours
and the pay sucks.

But there are benefits.


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Old 07-03-2004, 12:57 PM   #74
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Mega snaps for Liar.

I may have to give you your own special poets corner and chair.'
Thank you Liar.
 

Old 07-03-2004, 01:00 PM   #75
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Topic of the day:

Who is your favorite painter? Do you have a particular painting that appeals to you the most? Care to share?

I'm partial to the Pre-Raphealites myself, but Salvador Dali' is my main man.
Thomas Kinkaid is my favorite. I absolutely love his seascapes.

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