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Old 07-20-2004, 09:46 AM   #2601
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forget the doughnuts everyone come to my place for breakfast
I already cooked
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:48 AM   #2602
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forget the doughnuts everyone come to my place for breakfast
I already cooked
Breakfast at Destinie's!!!!!
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Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart," all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart."

Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,

We would be glad to help you pack.

Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:51 AM   #2603
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I can be a bitch, but I am particularly a bitch to someone who won't give me my ring back.
Does this mean the engagement is off?


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Old 07-20-2004, 09:51 AM   #2604
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Does this mean the engagement is off?


runs off crying.........
Want to be soothed with pancakes fruit and whipped cream?
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:53 AM   #2605
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Want to be soothed with pancakes fruit and whipped cream?
Yeah baby, you're too good to me, not like that other bitch.
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:54 AM   #2606
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Yeah baby, you're too good to me, not like that other bitch.

almost broke into a rendition of I'm every woman, luckily I stopped at the last possible second
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:56 AM   #2607
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almost broke into a rendition of I'm every woman, luckily I stopped at the last possible second
I'm picturing you with an apron on and singing into the spatula.
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:57 AM   #2608
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I'm picturing you with an apron on and singing into the spatula.
lol that was the scene earlier minus the apron and I was merly holding the spatula, I can't cook without singing. Meanwhile I really need to stop cooking like this
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:57 AM   #2609
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I'm hungry......
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Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,

We would be glad to help you pack.

Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 07-20-2004, 09:59 AM   #2610
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I'm hungry......
I'm depressed now that the engagement is off, but at least breakfast will be fun.
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:04 AM   #2611
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I can spike your coffee with a little godiva, it'll do wonders
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:05 AM   #2612
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Here you go.

Warning. Might cause severe psychosis.

http://www.thefucksociety.com/animation/pw_donuts.swf

I love donuts
I love donuts
I love donuts
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Old 07-20-2004, 10:07 AM   #2613
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Spike away Des baby, I love the Godiva!!!

Hey Honey, how are you?
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:10 AM   #2614
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I love the Godiva!!!

don't we all
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:10 AM   #2615
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Shit, I'm starving now! I don't have the energy to make pancakes, damn it.
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Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,

We would be glad to help you pack.

Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:12 AM   #2616
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Shit, I'm starving now! I don't have the energy to make pancakes, damn it.
have a power bar for me then I won't feel so guilty
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:15 AM   #2617
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have a power bar for me then I won't feel so guilty
Power bar?

(found some strawberries in the fridge, I just might, maybe, find the energy to cook)
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Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,

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Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:16 AM   #2618
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Power bar?

(found some strawberries in the fridge, I just might, maybe, find the energy to cook)
well I'm going to workout,okay well I'm going to the stand in the gym at least maybe lift a free weight or two
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Destinie is always vivid. Her strength is the vignette, with intensity and panache.

Thanks again, Destinie. You're the lesbian Dylan Thomas of porn; I tip the hat. ~ Cantdog~

"Alea jacata est."


Sanctuary.

Know this, there is no such thing as sanctuary. Not in this life. When I fled, on that icy dawn just a few days after the Christmas holiday I had no idea where I was going, but somehow I knew in my bones where I'd end up. It hadn't been a full twenty four hours since I'd signed the papers that would officially signal the legal dissolution of the union that had been dissolving for years. I locked the doors of the home that had for so many years been ours, but had suddenly become just mine. Taking only the barest essentials I took a taxi to the airport ....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:24 AM   #2619
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Topic o' the day

ABs, hope you dont mind.. but we spoke about this topic of the day .. erm.. the other day

here are some failed AD campaigns that i found out on the net:
Failed Advertising Campaign

11. Wendy's triple bacon cheddar-swiss-butter burger is so delightful, it'll stop your heart.
10. Lincoln/Mercury - Because Mercedes are Expensive.
9. Ponderosa - When you're not picky about taste.
8. Oracle - You need a database. Larry needs a new boat.
7. Visa Platinum - No interest for the first 8 minutes!
6. McDonalds - Less saliva, more beef.
5. Wal-Mart - Prices so low that even stupid people can figure out it's a good deal.
4. Marlboro - Life's short anyway.
3. AOL - Can 30 million people ALL be idiots?
2. Microsoft - Because choices are confusing.
1. Nike - By Kids, For Kids.


If you were to design an AD campaign for yourself, what would be your slogan? Would it be fun, would it be serious, would you tempt me to purchase you....
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:28 AM   #2620
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Re: Topic o' the day

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If you were to design an AD campaign for yourself, what would be your slogan? Would it be fun, would it be serious, would you tempt me to purchase you.... [/b]
"Gives the phrase silver lining a whole new meaning."

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Dear politicians and/or assorted twats who are against immigration,

We would be glad to help you pack.

Sincerely, Native Americans
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:29 AM   #2621
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Thanks Vella....

Wonderbra: We give you what nature intended.

Hanes Stockings: More support from us then that deadbeat you married.

Weight Watchers: More guilt about what you put in your mouth than 12 jewish mothers put together.
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:33 AM   #2622
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Thanks Vella....

Wonderbra: We give you what nature intended.

Hanes Stockings: More support from us then that deadbeat you married.

Weight Watchers: More guilt about what you put in your mouth than 12 jewish mothers put together.
welcome babe.. but you missed the point..
what would YOUR ad slogan be?
 

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"Gives the phrase silver lining a whole new meaning."

where can i 'buy' you?
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:35 AM   #2624
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Tojan Condoms: More bang for your buck!

Kotex Tampons: We've plugged more holes in dykes than that little dutch boy!!!
 

Old 07-20-2004, 10:38 AM   #2625
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welcome babe.. but you missed the point..
what would YOUR ad slogan be?
I always miss the point, and I thank L'Oreal for years of products for blondes.
 
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