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I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

WARMACHINE

WARMACHINE

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Today was the day, at high noon. And good old LT was a no show. Imagine that, the boy talks shit for months and months about coming to teach me a lesson and then doesn't show.

Well, if I didn't know better, I'd say he was all talk....
 
And this surprises you?


You know he'll claim victory by not showing up. He'll say he made a fool of you by making you show and wait for him.
 
KRCummings said:
And this surprises you?


You know he'll claim victory by not showing up. He'll say he made a fool of you by making you show and wait for him.
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Naaa, I'm up there every Friday at that time ;)

He probably showed up and asked who I was, saw me, then pissed in his pants and made a run for the airport.

I fully expected that.
 
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Don't you get it? Since you threatened to kill his imaginary son who was avoiding the imaginary draft brought on by an imaginary war you brought it into real life. So if you arrange a real life face to face meeting you brought it back to imaginary life and there was no need to show up.

The logic is pretty strait forward.

Yep. That's the ticket.
 
Maybe we should make a poll about what his excuse was?


1) Trip cancelled

2) Claims that WM didn't show and he did.

3) Claims anyone who thought he would show up after all that talk is an idiot and he fooled them.

4) Was too busy coming up with his next mystrywhite troll name and forgot about it.

Add your own.
 
zipman7 said:
Maybe we should make a poll about what his excuse was?


1) Trip cancelled

2) Claims that WM didn't show and he did.

3) Claims anyone who thought he would show up after all that talk is an idiot and he fooled them.

4) Was too busy coming up with his next mystrywhite troll name and forgot about it.

Add your own.
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Or maybe the plane didn't make it.

*switches on the news*
 
zipman7 said:
Maybe we should make a poll about what his excuse was?


1) Trip cancelled

2) Claims that WM didn't show and he did.

3) Claims anyone who thought he would show up after all that talk is an idiot and he fooled them.

4) Was too busy coming up with his next mystrywhite troll name and forgot about it.

Add your own.
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I vote for #3. It fits best with his persona of arrogant cowardliness, and claiming victory in defeat.
 
I'd like to submit....

5) He is a chickenshit, dumbass, comic book nerd, keyboard warrior....
 
I'm gonna have to take LT off iggy for awhile. This should be interesting. :D
 
Damn, how could I have forgotten today was the day. He probably couldn't afford a greydog ticket to get there.
 
I was wondering when this would come around

Did you make a thorough search of any nearby bushes? That's where I would have looked.
 
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Harbinger said:
Did you make a thorough search of any nearby bushes? That's where I would have looked.
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Good thing he didn't show up yesterday, hell since I thought it was today he could have jumped out of a dumpster and twirled into a deadly "fists of fury" dance just like one of his comic book heros. I'm sure it would have been ugly.

I heard he was conceived in a dumpster and it gave him some superpowers, chief of which is the ability to annoy people over the internet.
 
A super-human persistance in trying to annoy people over the internet might be more accurate.
 
WARMACHINE you're such a liar.

I walked that entire area, from Cimmeron to Santa Fe St, looking for your ass, from 11:30 to 1pm Texas time, and even went into the glass doors into Mohler's and asked about you.

They looked at me like they had no idea who I was talking about. Not that it was unexpected.

I found it funny as hell that you picked a meeting place within sight of a damned police station. Coward.

It's a damned miracle I made it through that fucked up 635 traffic. Between the stupid drivers and the thunderstorm that hit the area, I was lucky as hell to survive the trip to and from.

Ya shoulda showed up, coward. I woulda taken your ass right to the ol' dry cleaners next door.. :D
 
LovingTongue said:
WARMACHINE you're such a liar.

I walked that entire area, from Cimmeron to Santa Fe St, looking for your ass, from 11:30 to 1pm Texas time, and even went into the glass doors into Mohler's and asked about you.

They looked at me like they had no idea who I was talking about. Not that it was unexpected.

I found it funny as hell that you picked a meeting place within sight of a damned police station. Coward.

It's a damned miracle I made it through that fucked up 635 traffic. Between the stupid drivers and the thunderstorm that hit the area, I was lucky as hell to survive the trip to and from.

Ya shoulda showed up, coward. I woulda taken your ass right to the ol' dry cleaners next door.. :D
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:rolleyes:
 
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WARMACHINE said:
What? well damn, I was for sure it was today. I was there yesterday around that time too (class 4 days a week).

Oh well, LT must have got lynched by some rednecks in Lubbock....
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Oh shit, oh my god,
this is your excuse?

You came a day LATE?

I don't know who the fuck is stupider - you for coming up with this excuse, or the pathetic General Board readers who believe you!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WARMACHINE IS A FUCKING COWARD *AND* A PATHETIC LIAR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my GOD WARMACHINE I gotta hand it to you ya little pasty faced white boy, you have written the first new trick in the old book that has come along in a thousand years.

"I showed up on the wrong day" ROTFLMAO....
 
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LovingTongue said:
Oh shit, oh my god,
this is your excuse?

You came a day LATE?

I don't know who the fuck is stupider - you for coming up with this excuse, or the pathetic General Board readers who believe you!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WARMACHINE IS A FUCKING COWARD *AND* A PATHETIC LIAR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my GOD WARMACHINE I gotta hand it to you ya little pasty faced white boy, you have written the first new trick in the old book that has come along in a thousand years.

"I showed up on the wrong day" ROTFLMAO....
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get yer glasses on and try again Mrs Reagan
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

Tathagata said:
get yer glasses on and try again Mrs Reagan
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"Today was the day, at high noon." - WARBRIDE, posted 11 June 2004

You lose, Morticia.
 
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