Old 05-11-2007, 05:49 PM   #60826
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:10 PM   #60827
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Im sorry...i cant resist...awwww! ickle auntie mat! thats about my nan's height awwww!

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Old 05-11-2007, 06:19 PM   #60828
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You done now?



Like my nan always said to me.........the best things come in small packages.
Exactly!

I'm about as tall as you, Mat. We can be like...height buddies.
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:31 PM   #60829
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What happened??????????
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:34 PM   #60830
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What happened??????????
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*blinks*

Since when you became my boss?
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:36 PM   #60831
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You done now?



Like my nan always said to me.........the best things come in small packages.


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*dances with Dino* Hooooray
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:38 PM   #60832
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*dances with Dino* Hooooray
I'm not good at dancing, sweets.

But I guess we can just pounce together.
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:38 PM   #60833
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*blinks*

Since when you became my boss?
You want me to be your boss? You want me to gaze at your tits in a wet see-through blouse? <leers>
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:45 PM   #60834
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You want me to be your boss? You want me to gaze at your tits in a wet see-through blouse? <leers>
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*blushing furiously*

You bitch.

And I DID have a bra!
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:48 PM   #60835
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*blushing furiously*

You bitch.

And I DID have a bra!
Mwah !
You love it you dirty biyatch.
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ps- next time... don't
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:49 PM   #60836
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:50 PM   #60837
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waddup sweetness?
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:50 PM   #60838
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Mwah !
You love it you dirty biyatch.
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ps- next time... don't
I hate it when you're right. I kinda liked it.

No no...That is something which is never going to happen. Ever.

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Old 05-11-2007, 06:52 PM   #60839
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I hate it when you're right. I kinda liked it.

No no...That is something which is never going to happen. Ever.

Cloudy: Want some corns?
Darlink - 'Right' is my surname... and my first name is 'Always'
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PS- think we should gang up and double-pounce Cloudy? She seems low.
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:54 PM   #60840
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Darlink - 'Right' is my surname... and my first name is 'Always'
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PS- think we should gang up and double-pounce Cloudy? She seems low.
LOL...

Duh! We should?! I've been dreaming about THAT for so long I can't even make out the timeline.
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:56 PM   #60841
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LOL...

Duh! We should?! I've been dreaming about THAT for so long I can't even make out the timeline.

Ready....


Steady......


POUNCE!
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:59 PM   #60842
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POUNCE!
Ooh...I think we landed just right on the target.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:00 PM   #60843
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:02 PM   #60844
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Ooh...I think we landed just right on the target.
actually you landed on Trombie the scorpion
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Knackered.

And now I've done my evening's pouncing I'm off to bed.

Night all - love you tonnes
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Ouch! Fortunately I like you enough not to sting you.

Now I'm going to scamper off to the shower before I finish up a couple more scenes.
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actually you landed on Trombie the scorpion
Don't ruin my fantasy.

No offense, Trom, it's not that you're not worth a fantasy, it's just that Cloudy would be so much softer.

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No offense, Trom, it's not that you're not worth a fantasy, it's just that Cloudy would be so much softer.

Mils: Night, hon.
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boobage. *nods*
*brain exploded*

*swoons*
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:11 PM   #60850
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