Old 01-10-2006, 11:13 AM   #25026
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:18 AM   #25027
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Today I feel amazingly sexy. Sexier than I have ever felt in my life.

Almost like I could just walk up to the hottest woman I see, look into her eyes, and smile and she would get weak in the knees just from the spill over of how sexy I feel.



... and the song 'i'm too sexy' by right said fred becomes the earworm of the day...


Morning Bel!
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:19 AM   #25028
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... and the song 'i'm too sexy' by right said fred becomes the earworm of the day...


Morning Bel!
Oh dear, I had actually not thought of that til just now.

I don't care I still feel incredible!

 

Old 01-10-2006, 11:20 AM   #25029
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Oh dear, I had actually not thought of that til just now.

I don't care I still feel incredible!

hehe... You ARE in a good mood!
i get to corrupt somebody on the 28th. i'll be all hyper for a couple of days beforehand. You can get me back for it then.
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:31 AM   #25030
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Good sleep, showered, sweet smelling, fed, sun's shining, overdosing on BBC America before chores..........I only need the gosling here with me and the day would be perfect.
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:41 AM   #25031
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Today I feel amazingly sexy. Sexier than I have ever felt in my life.

Almost like I could just walk up to the hottest woman I see, look into her eyes, and smile and she would get weak in the knees just from the spill over of how sexy I feel.



you are proof, Salvor, that man is human...much to my inherent disbelief. Go forth and melt knees, mr. man....
 

Old 01-10-2006, 12:06 PM   #25032
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AWwwww......I'm gaggin now.
 

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Old 01-10-2006, 12:30 PM   #25035
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:39 PM   #25037
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:53 PM   #25038
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I think it's my best one too.
A better one would be your head poping out and you sticking your tongue out at us all.

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Old 01-10-2006, 12:59 PM   #25039
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I'm sleepy, was up all night with hubby while he puked and thrashed sleeplessly. It seems amazingly like food poisoning, but we ate the same stuff yesterday (which was his mum's cooking, leftovers from the dinner she'd made the night before) and I'm ok. *sigh* We're hoping it's food poisoning, actually - that should be gone within 24 hours, but a flu bug would likely last longer.
 

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Morning dampy!
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The pic isn't me. The best I can do is get the blanket off.

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Just had a delightful time, watching an old B&W 1939 movie, Goodbye Mr. Chips, with Robert Donat and Greer Garson.

I've seen several more modern versions, including a 'made for tv'one last year or so. I still prefer this one. It captures the era perfectly, and the black and white presentation adds to that 'other world' feeling.

*sigh*.

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Just had a delightful time, watching an old B&W 1939 movie, Goodbye Mr. Chips, with Robert Donat and Greer Garson.

I've seen several more modern versions, including a 'made for tv'one last year or so. I still prefer this one. It captures the era perfectly, and the black and white presentation adds to that 'other world' feeling.

*sigh*.

Wonderful.
Yeah, why does 'Hollywood' feel they have to colorize, re-make, modernize, etc. some of the great classic moives ever made.

Have they run out of original ideas? They are even making moives of the games our children, grandchildren play on PSx, xBox, etc.

Just goes to show you the ideas in 'Hollywood' have dried up and they have to look back in the movie archives or goto the idea men of games and comic books.

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Wow, today was a long, busy, and productive one.
Tomorrow begins the grind.
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Wow.

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What Rob said. You'll not only do fine, you will excell.

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