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Crusts of bread put hairs on your chest.
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Eating bananas after dark will cause your appendix to hurt, possibly erupt.
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Lauren Hynde
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Having sex in the school library will get you in trouble.
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Not if you do it in the F-K stacks.Lauren Hynde said:
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Sub Joe said:
Lobloxs!
(Stop it! Ok? Just, stop doing it to me!!
)Lou
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O, fuck, I can't find that in the OED. I like it though. I will endeavor to write it down on my pad.Tatelou said:
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perdita said:
Couldn't resist...
Bubble: I will endeavour to transcribe that onto my pad
Eddy: Pad, what do you mean pad? What happened to that lap top I told you to get?
Bubble: Lap top, top?? (Bubble reveals dog in bag)
Eddy: Get rid of it
Bubble: But it's so cute, and it's not just for life, it's for Christmas!
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Loulou, that's why I call my laptop my lapdog. I loved that scene. P. 
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perdita said:Loulou, that's why I call my laptop my lapdog. I loved that scene. P.
I did wonder!
I *LOVE* Ab Fab, and, yes, that scene is brilliant.
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Sub Joe said:
Nah, I meant "lobloxs".
Def: Testicles sitting in a kidney dish - post removal.
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A white lie might not hurt you, but it kills a butterfly in china.
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Don't kill moths, they are lost souls.
(My old Mexican aunt's belief.)
(My old Mexican aunt's belief.)
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to nowt, again?!Sub Joe said:
Boxlicker101
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To go back to spouting nonsense:
The government is trying to protect people from harm.
Just doing my job. Just following orders.
The government is trying to protect people from harm.
Just doing my job. Just following orders.
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Joe, do you ever shave or wax them? Or do they aid in wanks? I need to know. P.
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