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Old 02-02-2013, 12:47 AM   #1
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So... here's an odd one...

So.. the so called stereo type / joke is that "gay men" never fart thanks to anal sex.

Is there any truth to this?? Does the audible part of passing gas disappear with anal?
Just wondering.. I'm one of those who would be mortified if it happened in front of my partner..
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Old 02-02-2013, 02:58 AM   #2
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So.. the so called stereo type / joke is that "gay men" never fart thanks to anal sex.

Is there any truth to this?? Does the audible part of passing gas disappear with anal?
Just wondering.. I'm one of those who would be mortified if it happened in front of my partner..
So you are worried about farting while having anal in front of your partner?
Would that make you gay or straight? Your profile indicates you are a woman - I figure you can fart all you want while having anal in front of your partner - or not...

So many possibilities.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #3
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Flatulence is a byproduct of digestion and intolerance to certain foods and bacteria, it is neither caused nor controlled by anal sex.

Whether you choose to pass wind in front of your partner is up to you, having a "tight" or "loose" ass isn't going to affect noise level, that is something controlled by pressure, volume, and intent.
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:50 AM   #4
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gross, lol!
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:46 AM   #5
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Human beings fart. In a long term relationship it's pretty much impossible to never fart when your partner will notice. It's somewhere between annoying and funny, not something to be terrified of.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:31 AM   #6
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Human beings fart. In a long term relationship it's pretty much impossible to never fart when your partner will notice. It's somewhere between annoying and funny, not something to be terrified of.
Luckily, in my 18 year relationship it is funny. Although, I still try to avoid doing this in front of him and am glad it hasn't happened during sex. If it did, though, we'd nearly die laughing.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:45 AM   #7
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Human beings fart. In a long term relationship it's pretty much impossible to never fart when your partner will notice. It's somewhere between annoying and funny, not something to be terrified of.
Never fart whilst you are being rimmed, that would be plain rude
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:28 AM   #8
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So.. the so called stereo type / joke is that "gay men" never fart thanks to anal sex.

Is there any truth to this?? Does the audible part of passing gas disappear with anal?
Just wondering.. I'm one of those who would be mortified if it happened in front of my partner..

Of course this is true. There is a drastic reduction of conjunctivitis contracted during the “69” position among gay men vs. traditional hetero couples. There are also almost no cases of Dutch Oven reported from the gay community - I don’t believe this is because they have no blankets.

This humiliation you fear should you produce a toot in front of your partner... is it the sound or stinky bit that frighten you, or is it the revelation that the multiple and frenzied peni-poundings you boys have been exchanging has not diminished your flatus production?
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:20 PM   #9
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Luckily, in my 18 year relationship it is funny. Although, I still try to avoid doing this in front of him and am glad it hasn't happened during sex. If it did, though, we'd nearly die laughing.
Yeah, and I figure that since my husband saw me give birth, a little farting here and there, even during sex, isn't going to be a big deal.

Assuming, of course, that I fart. Which I don't.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:41 PM   #10
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Yeah, and I figure that since my husband saw me give birth, a little farting here and there, even during sex, isn't going to be a big deal.

Assuming, of course, that I fart. Which I don't.
lol

Married people all speak the same language. SHE does nothing foul, and HE knows better than to contradict this...except he will and usually will pay for it later.

Also...yeah, childbirth tends to knock modesty right square on the chin.
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