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I Challenge Scott X to a Writing Duel...right here...right now.

Rhys

Rhys

the once and future
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Come on Scott, dazzle me with your three time award winning prose. I'm eagerly awaiting your endeavour.
 
*tap tap tap*

Come on Sphincter Boy, I know you can cudgel that slushy, rank mass of rot you call a brain into something appropriately foul. All of Lit is just underwhelmed so far.
 
(understand that its with much love and appreciation that I call you Sphincter Boy, after all I am just kidding)
 
Rhys said:
(understand that its with much love and appreciation that I call you Sphincter Boy, after all I am just kidding)
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Isnt that a great cop out? Like the death bed repent.
 
Well, I'll just have to subscribe to this thread and when Prince Charming gets off his ass, I'll respond. Until then, I'll put his ass back on ignore, where it belongs.
 
~*Angel_Brat*~ said:
Isnt that a great cop out? Like the death bed repent.
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Of course its a cop out. Its also childish as hell and I apologise to the world in general for coming down to his idiotic level. If he manages to grow some balls and fight me like the man he purports to be then this will be a fun challenge. Basically, though I think he's a sissy and whiner. Most of all, I think he is a poor sport, a compulsive liar, a shit stirring cocksucker, and a wannabe author with no self esteem. If you bother to take the time (and only if you have a strong stomach) you could go read the mindless hunk of goo he's posted on the author's board and watch the likes of KillerMuffin attempt to offer friendly criticism. This quickly became a flamewar because Scotty love has no regard for minor things like plot and character...or even sentence structure. So, he is right when he says we won't understand it.

I think he's played that "misunderstood artist" card once or twice too many ( If we are going to talk about cardplaying...personally I prefer blackjack) I think that if you dish it out Scotty, then you better be able to bend over and take it like a man. Just a thought.

now do me the favour of fucking off, Scott. Or write. Your choice.
 
Muffie so cannot resist.

:D

Muffie is evil. Muffie is wrong. Muffie is flat mean.

*MUAHAHAHAHAAMUYTAI!HAHAHAHA*

Here's is ScottX's entry into the arena of pornography. You will note, as you read, the scintillating prose that just lifts you into blissful resurgeance of almost orgiastic awe at his mad skillz. My body is still wracked with the shivers of absolute joy.

No, really.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167568
 
I found this paragraph to be particularly stimulating:

One day while her father was on a fishing trip, Becko took photos of herself in erotic poses. She went through 2 rolls. Since daddy would be gone for the weekend, Becko decided to prance around the house nude. Much to her surprise, her dad told his friend Trevor to stop by and check on things. There was a knock on the front door. It was him.She invited him in, now wearing a skimpy dress.


I think its that misunderstood artist thing. Nude/Skimpy dress...it must suck to be that tortured and have no one understand you.
 
I thought it was an utter stroke of genius to have her father's friend Trevor suddenly appear on her doorstep in a skimpy dress. You should be more alert to the literary merits that simply ooze from this finely crafted tale of excitement and candor.
 
It's as if Owen from "Throw Mama From the Train" enrolled in a Porno 101 night class at the local JC.
 
LOL PC...

I think he'd fancy Stephen King's Misery but the concept is the same.
 
No shit, PC. I've been spending too much time around the lightweights here on the GB.
 
Rhys said:
LOL PC...

I think he'd fancy Stephen King's Misery but the concept is the same.
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We'd better be careful. Too much criticism and he's liable to take an ax handle to our convalescing ankles.
 
Tut tut, PC. Scott X has gotten rave reviews from such world renowned literary critics as his mother and his friend who "works in publishing somewhere." If you do not tremble at the very mention of the great body of work that he has penned for the scholarship of the literary community and the greater good of all human kind, then you, sir, are one of the masses who doesn't appreciate quality writing.
 
Lasher said:
No shit, PC. I've been spending too much time around the lightweights here on the GB.
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It's a shame I can't write. On the other hand I might throw something together no matter how crappy just to get some free verbal abuse from some hot writer babes.
 
Problem Child said:
I might throw something together no matter how crappy just to get some free verbal abuse from some hot writer babes.
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Make sure you tell them they're full of shit and demand their credentials when you do.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Muffie so cannot resist.

:D

Muffie is evil. Muffie is wrong. Muffie is flat mean.

*MUAHAHAHAHAAMUYTAI!HAHAHAHA*

Here's is ScottX's entry into the arena of pornography. You will note, as you read, the scintillating prose that just lifts you into blissful resurgeance of almost orgiastic awe at his mad skillz. My body is still wracked with the shivers of absolute joy.

No, really.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167568
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Yeah, yeah, but here's the real question. Didn't it make you feel all tingly when Rhys said "bend over and take it like a man"?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Tut tut, PC. Scott X has gotten rave reviews from such world renowned literary critics as his mother and his friend who "works in publishing somewhere." If you do not tremble at the very mention of the great body of work that he has penned for the scholarship of the literary community and the greater good of all human kind, then you, sir, are one of the masses who doesn't appreciate quality writing.
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Heh. I can't write myself (well I can write better than him which isn't saying much) but I know shit when I see it.

Big, steaming, peanut-filled globs of literary poop. Yep, that's what them are.
 
"Now she was kneeling, taking his entire length in her mouth."


That's pretty impressive, considering he was almost six feet tall.
 
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