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Old 09-28-2012, 12:01 PM   #1
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Bump this thread every time Vetteman talks about feces, urine or semen

Lit's resident scat aficionado Vetteman has long been enamored of feces, urine and semen. Use this thread to document his scat obsession.

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He works from home testing stool softeners.
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:02 PM   #2
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As I've pointed out before, you look like Lassie walking backwards with a turd hanging out of her ass.
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:03 PM   #3
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Lit's resident scat aficionado Vetteman has long been enamored of feces, urine and semen. Use this thread to document his scat obsession.

Number 1:
I straightened him out on that. I told him you just put suppositories in your ear.

Number 2
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:04 PM   #4
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lol @ this shit
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:03 PM   #5
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At his age trying to go to the bathroom is a big deal
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:04 PM   #6
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this is so gay.
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:07 PM   #7
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this is so gay.
You came out of the closet.

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Old 09-28-2012, 01:17 PM   #8
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He works from home testing stool softeners.
Sounds like one of his fantasies.
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:29 PM   #9
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Number 3:
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By the way did you hear about the explosion in the Japanese Shokubai Co., acrylic acid Plant? They produce 20% of the worlds supply of acrylic acid, a key ingredient in disposable diapers. This could cause a run on Pampers, so you should run down to the store and stock so you can continue wetting your pants with dignity.
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:31 PM   #10
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The envy at my creativity oozes from your trolling.
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Old 10-01-2012, 02:54 PM   #11
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The envy at my creativity oozes from your trolling.
I have no idea what that even means, but it sounds extremely homo-erotic.
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Old 10-01-2012, 03:13 PM   #12
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I have no idea what that even means, but it sounds extremely homo-erotic.
Looking at your AV and your metro boyfriend with fledgling hormonal tits bouncing on your lap, I suspect everything sounds that way to you.
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Old 10-01-2012, 03:19 PM   #13
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Looking at your AV and your metro boyfriend with fledgling hormonal tits bouncing on your lap, I suspect everything sounds that way to you.
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Old 10-05-2012, 12:39 AM   #14
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Play something else, we're tired of the same old tune, butt trumpet.

The dude really likes to talk about men's butts.
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Old 10-05-2012, 12:51 AM   #15
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The envy at my creativity oozes from your trolling.

10-200 Good Buddy!

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Old 10-05-2012, 12:56 AM   #16
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10-200 Good Buddy!

Daily's license number.
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:51 AM   #17
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The dude really likes to talk about men's butts.
Yep..

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Can you wipe your own asses too...or does mom have to help?????
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:54 AM   #18
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Looking at your AV and your metro boyfriend with fledgling hormonal tits bouncing on your lap, I suspect everything sounds that way to you.
This one is pretty damn funny! I usually don't like Chevette's insults, but I loled at this one.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:08 PM   #19
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This one is pretty damn funny! I usually don't like Chevette's insults, but I loled at this one.
Careful son, you almost let the cat out of he bag about who you really are.
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Careful son, you almost let the cat out of he bag about who you really are.
you gay.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:09 PM   #21
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:19 PM   #22
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you gay.
You pedo.
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:32 PM   #23
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Robdownsouth and Lt sure sound similar.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:58 AM   #24
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You're so full of shit your eyes have to be brown.
*throws another Vettefeces quote on the pile*
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