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Old 09-10-2014, 05:09 PM   #1
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Thumbs up I want to fuck Shia Labeouf

We can swap stories on disorderly conduct. He is the perfect age for me too.

Surely I could maybe run into him at a bar someplace.
Any New Yorkers ever see him around?

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Old 09-10-2014, 05:16 PM   #2
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i want to lick a beautiful extraterrestrial girl who has short dark hair and green-snake looking eyes.

^ so your chances are higher than mine...
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:24 PM   #3
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We can swap stories on disorderly conduct. He is the perfect age for me too.

Surely I could maybe run into him at a bar someplace.
Any New Yorkers ever see him around?

What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:25 PM   #4
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We can swap stories on disorderly conduct. He is the perfect age for me too.

Surely I could maybe run into him at a bar someplace.
Any New Yorkers ever see him around?

Does he know this?
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:28 PM   #5
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I think it's from The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman which was bloody fab. Of course I was perving over Mads in it who looked the sexiest he's looked apart from when he's blowing on soup as a cannibal.
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:31 PM   #6
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I've wanted to fuck him for years. He's hasn't gone Tom Cruise crazy yet, which would cure my crush on him.
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:46 PM   #7
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I herd he dont fuck niggers specially ugly moose nuckle looking ones like you.
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Old 09-10-2014, 05:56 PM   #8
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Old 09-10-2014, 06:08 PM   #9
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I herd he dont fuck niggers specially ugly moose nuckle looking ones like you.

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Old 09-10-2014, 06:18 PM   #10
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Old 09-10-2014, 07:06 PM   #11
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What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!
Sadly I no longer work in Soho...
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What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!
Sadly I no longer work in Soho...
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I gotta ask why you're attracted to a douche like Labeouf? Please break it down for me because I have known alot of women that have fallen for complete assholes repeatedly. Then they bitch about why men are assholes and why it's so hard to find a nice guy.

It's like they are wearing douche blinders.
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Old 09-10-2014, 08:23 PM   #14
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Old 09-10-2014, 08:39 PM   #15
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What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!
what about the plagiarism? still doing that?

yeah. his credibility is fucking nonexistent.
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Old 09-10-2014, 09:20 PM   #16
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what about the plagiarism? still doing that?

yeah. his credibility is fucking nonexistent.
I liked his porn movie but he's a double douche for ripping it off.
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Old 09-10-2014, 10:47 PM   #17
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I've wanted to fuck him for years. He's hasn't gone Tom Cruise crazy yet, which would cure my crush on him.
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Old 09-10-2014, 10:54 PM   #18
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:06 AM   #19
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I gotta ask why you're attracted to a douche like Labeouf? Please break it down for me because I have known alot of women that have fallen for complete assholes repeatedly. Then they bitch about why men are assholes and why it's so hard to find a nice guy.

It's like they are wearing douche blinders.
I want to fuck him, didn't say I want to marry him.
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:35 AM   #21
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I want to fuck him, didn't say I want to marry him.
Bad news, FlunkyStinky

It aint gonna happen

But you could have ME
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Old 09-19-2014, 04:19 PM   #23
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Old 09-19-2014, 04:21 PM   #24
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