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Old 10-31-2016, 12:17 PM   #1
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Congratulations to President-Elect Tim Kaine!!

Somebody had to do it, may as well be me.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:19 PM   #2
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Somebody had to do it, may as well be me.
He'd be pretty good at the job.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:23 PM   #3
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Somebody had to do it, may as well be me.
Blah!!

I predicted this months ago

Besides, D's will pick one or two up in Senate and with independents have enough to block the impeachment the house will send.

But having two Clintons impeached in a lifetime will be rather funny.

But still not worth the 12 months of non sense and idiots we will have to put up with......
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He'd be pretty good at the job.
Every time I see him smile, I am reminded of the Grinch.

The Grinch Who Stole the Presidency?

I'm sorry, that was bad, but this whole election has been an ongoing joke, so we may as well laugh.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:25 PM   #5
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Blah!!

I predicted this months ago

Besides, D's will pick one or two up in Senate and with independents have enough to block the impeachment the house will send.

But having two Clintons impeached in a lifetime will be rather funny.

But still not worth the 12 months of non sense and idiots we will have to put up with......

Don't be tryin to steal my thunder, buddy.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:29 PM   #6
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Every time I see him smile, I am reminded of the Grinch.

The Grinch Who Stole the Presidency?

I'm sorry, that was bad, but this whole election has been an ongoing joke, so we may as well laugh.
Yes, gotta laugh to keep from cryin'.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:35 PM   #7
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Yes, gotta laugh to keep from cryin'.

The entire election has been a giant fuckfest...and the lube has been infused with sand.

We all better load up on Preparation H...and lidocaine...LOTS of lidocaine.
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:39 PM   #8
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The entire election has been a giant fuckfest...and the lube has been infused with sand.

We all better load up on Preparation H...and lidocaine...LOTS of lidocaine.
I was wondering what that pain back there was. Couldn't they use Crisco next time?
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:46 PM   #10
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I was wondering what that pain back there was. Couldn't they use Crisco next time?

They'd still have it infused with sand. Politicians are all sadistic muthafeckers.

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Old 10-31-2016, 12:47 PM   #11
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Hahahaahaha


WHAT????

I was being quite serious, Sir.


wasn't I?
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Old 10-31-2016, 12:50 PM   #12
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They'd still have it infused with sand. Politicians are all sadistic muthafeckers.

<whispers>

lidocaine...trust me
anal-eze bro.

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Old 10-31-2016, 12:52 PM   #13
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anal-eze bro.

Stew
another viable alternative!

thanks, bro!
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Old 10-31-2016, 01:02 PM   #14
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Somebody had to do it, may as well be me.
Hillary picked Timmy Kaine for her VP almost 18 months ago. It's too late, Hillary will never abandon her ambition this close to the finish line. They will go super gutter on Trump , the FBI , Comey, Pokimon, whoever they need to.
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Old 10-31-2016, 01:26 PM   #15
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Hillary picked Timmy Kaine for her VP almost 18 months ago. It's too late, Hillary will never abandon her ambition this close tot he finish line. They will go super gutter on Trump , the FBI , Comey, Pokimon, whoever they need to.
anal-eze, prep H and lidocaine,

We'll be better equipped for the cumming entertainment
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Old 10-31-2016, 01:43 PM   #16
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Blah!!

I predicted this months ago

Besides, D's will pick one or two up in Senate and with independents have enough to block the impeachment the house will send.

But having two Clintons impeached in a lifetime will be rather funny.

But still not worth the 12 months of non sense and idiots we will have to put up with......
One of those idiots being your pops.
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Old 10-31-2016, 05:13 PM   #17
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Last week, betfair was giving 550 to 1 on Kaine being elected. I desperately wanted to place a $100 bet but can't since it is illegal in the US. It's now down to 330 to 1. If I were in the UK/Europe I'd still jump on board.
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Old 10-31-2016, 05:55 PM   #18
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Last week, betfair was giving 550 to 1 on Kaine being elected. I desperately wanted to place a $100 bet but can't since it is illegal in the US. It's now down to 330 to 1. If I were in the UK/Europe I'd still jump on board.
Does that make you angry?
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Old 10-31-2016, 06:16 PM   #19
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Better Kaine than Pence :shudder:
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Old 10-31-2016, 06:18 PM   #20
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He'd be pretty good at the job.


I thought he was pretty good as The Recruiter, in Deadpool.





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Old 10-31-2016, 07:31 PM   #21
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Blah!! But having two Clintons impeached in a lifetime will be rather funny.
Its only an impeachment when its successful. So having Hillary be the one they get will be rather funny, but not truly hilarious until some woman Bill molested blows his head off at the inauguration.
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Old 10-31-2016, 07:59 PM   #22
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KKKaine!
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Old 10-31-2016, 08:01 PM   #23
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Its only an impeachment when its successful.
Completely 100% wrong. The proceeding itself is the impeachment regardless of outcome.
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KKKaine!
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Old 10-31-2016, 08:49 PM   #25
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Last week, betfair was giving 550 to 1 on Kaine being elected. I desperately wanted to place a $100 bet but can't since it is illegal in the US. It's now down to 330 to 1. If I were in the UK/Europe I'd still jump on board.
But I did. I ran and bet 10 $ as soon as I read your post.
I will share 10% of the earnings if that makes me rich.
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