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Old 05-08-2007, 02:20 PM   #1
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JackAssJim - The Other White Meat

Ok, so you don't have to hijack anyone else's thread, come talk to me, so I can tell you how much I no longer love you.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:26 PM   #2
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:26 PM   #3
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He porked you, didn't he?
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:27 PM   #4
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He left me with a nice glaze and popped my marachino cherry.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:27 PM   #5
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Hey Bent! =)
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Tell you what?
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Hey Bent! =)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! OMG! How are you?
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:28 PM   #8
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did you listen to a certain southern band song?
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He left me with a nice glaze and popped my marachino cherry.
I hope it was a honey glaze. Otherwise, there's just no hope for him at all.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:30 PM   #10
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did you listen to a certain southern band song?

I did! I downloaded it from iTunes, even! I think I began to really start missing you when a friend of mine let his accent slip into that deep southern drawl that he likes to cover up. After that, I was smitten again, so here I am.
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I hope it was a honey glaze. Otherwise, there's just no hope for him at all.
I'm virginal!
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:31 PM   #12
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I did! I downloaded it from iTunes, even! I think I began to really start missing you when a friend of mine let his accent slip into that deep southern drawl that he likes to cover up. After that, I was smitten again, so here I am.
Well, it's about freakin time.

So, did you like it?
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I hope it was a honey glaze. Otherwise, there's just no hope for him at all.

He tried to slip me a pineapple ring, but I was having none of that.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:32 PM   #14
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I'm virginal!

You're mine.
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I'm virginal!

Yeah, and I'm the pope.
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He tried to slip me a pineapple ring, but I was having none of that.

Pineapple has no business near meat.....or pizza.
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Well, it's about freakin time.

So, did you like it?

It's very lovely. Thank you. So, did you miss me?
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Pineapple has no business near meat.....or pizza.

I love pineapple on my pizza it just make his pepperoni look smaller, though.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:34 PM   #19
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You're mine.
Will I have to become whorish/sluttish?
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I love pineapple on my pizza it just make his pepperoni look smaller, though.

I have a solution for that. No pineapple OR pepperoni on pizza.
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Will I have to become whorish/sluttish?

Was there ever a time you weren't?
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I have a solution for that. No pineapple OR pepperoni on pizza.

Then it would just be gross.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:44 PM   #23
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Then it would just be gross.

Nonsense.

There are many perfectly acceptable pizza toppings

Bacon
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:19 PM   #24
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Coming into this thread reminds me of walking into a bingo parlor!
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:41 PM   #25
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Nonsense.

There are many perfectly acceptable pizza toppings

Bacon
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Beef
Chicken

All that would just make me heave.
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