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Old 11-12-2013, 09:22 PM   #43276
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Due to recent events, I decided to suck it up and put a personals ad online. In it I pointed out that yes, I do judge men by their bookshelves. Kind of as a filter, you might say.

About half the men who've responded have complained that I won't think they're smart enough [because of their bookshelves]. But the winner? "I only read Stephen King, does that count?"

*headdesk*

(Nothing against Stephen King... I'm just used to bookshelves full of books about anthropogonyi philosophy, history, architecture and NYT essays. Sigh.)
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The Mood Cure by Julia Ross
Sugar: A Bittersweet History by Elizabeth Abbott
Water for Elephants by Sarah Gruen
Wheat Belly by William Davis, M.D.
Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed by Jared Diamond
 

Old 11-12-2013, 10:36 PM   #43277
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Wondering if my bookshelf would pass the Mouse test.


Also, I had my picture taken today with an actual Robby the Robot from the movie The Forbidden Planet. Robby is a bit over six feet tall, by the way.

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Old 11-13-2013, 04:20 PM   #43278
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Why aren't ALL tissues made with lotion? My poor nose.
They make some with this sort of cooling lotion on them. They don't help more than normal-lotion tissues, but they're kinda neat

Tried to play that language game. Was only able to high score about 350...I had a few choice combinations of languages I was entirely unfamiliar with even the names of and that really threw me :/
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:52 PM   #43279
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Why aren't ALL tissues made with lotion? My poor nose.
You can't use tissues with lotion to clean your eyeglasses. They just smear and smear and smear....
 

Old 11-13-2013, 08:31 PM   #43280
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Time to do the robot.

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Old 11-15-2013, 01:23 PM   #43281
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