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03-02-2013, 06:10 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Molly sighting on ES's thread!! YAY!
*waves HUGE to Molly*
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-02-2013, 06:44 PM
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Assume the position!
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Why do I keep thinking about the lobotomy I might get if the damn surgeon sneezes at just the right moment? 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-02-2013, 08:58 PM
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Literotica Guru
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*facedesk* someone come get me when life stops taking incorrect turns onto roads I pointedly avoided.
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ALL QUAKE IN FEAR OF MY SPLENDOR BUWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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03-02-2013, 09:09 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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03-02-2013, 09:20 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Why do I keep thinking about the lobotomy I might get if the damn surgeon sneezes at just the right moment?
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No sneezing allowed, end of discussion.
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Originally Posted by bhndblueyes88
*facedesk* someone come get me when life stops taking incorrect turns onto roads I pointedly avoided.
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Shit happens, bbe! Let's go dancing!!!!!!!!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-02-2013, 11:14 PM
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Assume the position!
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
No sneezing allowed, end of discussion.
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I'll be sure to tell him that when I see him Tuesday afternoon. And maybe offer him some of my loratadine. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-03-2013, 01:03 AM
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not me in the av
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No sneezing allowed, end of discussion.
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Yeah. That.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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03-03-2013, 07:36 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Sometimes the best thing to do is bake chocolate chip cookies.
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03-03-2013, 08:53 PM
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I'm no 'Angel'
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My boys are in the kitchen baking up an apple cake with caramel icing.
And I did buy the beginner gold panning kit at Cabela's yesterday.
I did not buy the archery target I wanted. I decided to try and make my own.
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03-03-2013, 08:59 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Apparently they've successfully cleared an infant of HIV infection in Mississippi!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0303172640.htm
For those interested
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ALL QUAKE IN FEAR OF MY SPLENDOR BUWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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03-03-2013, 10:47 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Sometimes the best thing to do is bake chocolate chip cookies.
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Isn't this also the second through twentieth best thing to do?
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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03-04-2013, 07:36 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Just want to say good luck to SW.
This is, of course, a scary thing. Since moving ahead in the face of fear is the definition of courage, you are the early favorite for 2013 Lit Brave as Fuck Award.
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--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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03-04-2013, 08:05 AM
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Assume the position!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Just want to say good luck to SW.
This is, of course, a scary thing. Since moving ahead in the face of fear is the definition of courage, you are the early favorite for 2013 Lit Brave as Fuck Award.
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Nah, just the 2013 Attention Whore Award. 
And yes, it is a bit scary, but the thought of what *worse* might come up if I try to ignore this is a LOT more scary.
And, y'all, please forgive me if I'm not here as much as usual. Being away from home, I'm on a laptop, and my big-ass hands don't really work all that well on a laptop keyboard. And please forgive unnoticed typos and other eff-ups, too, k?
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-04-2013, 08:19 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Nah, just the 2013 Attention Whore Award.
And yes, it is a bit scary, but the thought of what *worse* might come up if I try to ignore this is a LOT more scary.
And, y'all, please forgive me if I'm not here as much as usual. Being away from home, I'm on a laptop, and my big-ass hands don't really work all that well on a laptop keyboard. And please forgive unnoticed typos and other eff-ups, too, k?
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"Only the TRUE messiah denies his divinity!!"
-Life of Brian
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-04-2013, 12:02 PM
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Perv on!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Nah, just the 2013 Attention Whore Award.
And yes, it is a bit scary, but the thought of what *worse* might come up if I try to ignore this is a LOT more scary.
And, y'all, please forgive me if I'm not here as much as usual. Being away from home, I'm on a laptop, and my big-ass hands don't really work all that well on a laptop keyboard. And please forgive unnoticed typos and other eff-ups, too, k?
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Not a chance, my friend.
Will be thinking of you over the next few days.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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03-04-2013, 03:38 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Not a chance, my friend.
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03-04-2013, 06:16 PM
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Assume the position!
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Step one, cardio clearance, done.
Steps two and three, anesthesiology clearance and consult with neurosurgeon, manana. (Crap, now I have a hankering for banana bread!)
Thanks, y'all. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-04-2013, 08:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Step one, cardio clearance, done.
Steps two and three, anesthesiology clearance and consult with neurosurgeon, manana. (Crap, now I have a hankering for banana bread!)
Thanks, y'all.
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Get banana bread to the man, STAT!
Move it, people!
squishy hugs to you, SW
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I'm smirking on the inside.
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03-04-2013, 09:40 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Step one, cardio clearance, done.
Steps two and three, anesthesiology clearance and consult with neurosurgeon, manana. (Crap, now I have a hankering for banana bread!)
Thanks, y'all.
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Digits crossed, and healing-light-sabers are aligned and in place!
Muah, SW!
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-04-2013, 11:21 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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The banana bread craving turned into a Chinese buffet restaurant (with sushi, for her).
However, the fortune cookie was a major bonus:
"You will receive a fortune. (Cookie)
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03-05-2013, 02:47 AM
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Spider...Bunny?
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And now, for another installment of "Strange Things Overheard In Bunny's House."
Me: I wish I were smart enough to understand science and math. On the other hand, can you imagine me as a nuclear physicist? Probably not the best idea.
My best guy friend: Jesus, a soap opera villain who could give herself superpowers? No, thank you.
Me: HAHA! Exactly.
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03-05-2013, 08:37 AM
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Assume the position!
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And now, for another installment of "Strange Things Overheard In Bunny's House."
Me: I wish I were smart enough to understand science and math. On the other hand, can you imagine me as a nuclear physicist? Probably not the best idea.
My best guy friend: Jesus, a soap opera villain who could give herself superpowers? No, thank you.
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First, it's not that you're not "smart enough" for science and math; it's just that your brain doesn't really travel in *that* direction. You're plenty smart, but not everyone is smart in all the possible directions.
Second, I have to agree with your friend. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-05-2013, 09:31 AM
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DGE's mom's alt.
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Molly sighting on ES's thread!! YAY!
*waves HUGE to Molly*
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Awww thanks hon, wasn't sure anyone would really remember me!
Best wishes SW, sending you positive vibes xx
Blurt: why does the uberDom (my son) not understand the joys of napping? If I could curl up with cuddles for a half hour snooze I wouldn't be crawling around pulling out all the dvds!
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Mads' little girl
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03-05-2013, 10:04 AM
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>semiotics?
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First, it's not that you're not "smart enough" for science and math; it's just that your brain doesn't really travel in *that* direction. You're plenty smart, but not everyone is smart in all the possible directions.
Second, I have to agree with your friend.
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This. I realized this years ago -you can't do everything- when I was dreaming in French, and carrying numbers adding 12 to 29.
I realize that comes off as arrogant. It was a major discovery, considering that according to my family I can't do anything.
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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03-05-2013, 12:40 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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