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02-22-2013, 10:26 PM
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Stag of Oberon is offline
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Originally Posted by KoPilot
killing me with this blanket "no roleplay" thing ...
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Right there with you KoPilot.
my level 5 gender confused bi-sub/ switch dwarven bard would be there with you too... if that weren't forbidden.
meh... so close to home i don't even get a self-chuckle.
kidding aside; yeah it sucks.
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02-22-2013, 10:49 PM
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#41852
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I'm no 'Angel'
cfuhrer is offline
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Location: where the deer & antelope play
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KoPilot sighting!
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02-23-2013, 03:45 PM
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Literotica Guru
bhndblueyes88 is offline
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I don't put anything special in my tea, graceanne  I just buy decent tea instead of the shit that is Lipton (which is pretty much only good for sweet tea, imo).
Clearly since tea is not fixing you, yank, nothing serious is wrong and everything will be shiny  YAY! But really, I'm saying all this a bit tongue in cheek and I do hope you get better soon 
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ALL QUAKE IN FEAR OF MY SPLENDOR BUWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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02-23-2013, 09:58 PM
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No Gentleman
Stella_Omega is offline
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Location: Under the cat
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Originally Posted by KoPilot
... Sometimes I majorly need my fetish itch scratched, and if you refuse to do it for me, then I might actually need to turn elsewhere. -grumble grumble-
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I feel like the creepiest of stalking creepers but... *raises hand* I would love to know more about the kinds of roleplay you would want, KoPilot.
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02-24-2013, 11:12 AM
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Really Experienced
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02-24-2013, 01:48 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Location: Dreaming of the Emerald Isle
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oh for fuck's sake!
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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02-24-2013, 07:25 PM
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Stag of Oberon is offline
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It may be a topic for another thread, but reading "switches only play at dominance" leaves an impression that remains infuriating for a very long time.
I may be adopting a role; that's what role-playing is, but my dominant role is my character to enjoy. If a given sub doesn't like my 'precocious broken boy with his precious little toy' dominant character, she can fuck right off. If anyone outside of that dynamic doesn't like it, it's none of their fucking business. I'm already a daddy to two wonderful, beautiful, aggravating little girls; I've no need to be anyone else's.
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Last edited by Stag of Oberon : 02-24-2013 at 07:33 PM.
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02-24-2013, 08:12 PM
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shifting my paradigms
Scentofawoman is offline
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Location: Motor City, Michigan US of A
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You know what Mr Spock?
I think I'm starting to tread deeper into this situation then I would like to be. Maybe it's time to reverse thrusters and make some course corrections.
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02-24-2013, 08:21 PM
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No Gentleman
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It may be a topic for another thread, but reading "switches only play at dominance" leaves an impression that remains infuriating for a very long time.
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Yeah, it leaves the impression that there's one more asshole in the world with an opinion.
I'm of the opinion that most Dominants only play at dominance, so you can imagine how popular I am at parties... |
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02-24-2013, 08:22 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
Yeah, it leaves the impression that there's one more asshole in the world with an opinion.
I'm of the opinion that most Dominants only play at dominance, so you can imagine how popular I am at parties...
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I'm so happy some days that I don't identify as Dominant, but rather as Sadist. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-24-2013, 08:29 PM
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>semiotics?
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Somehow the chicken broth in a box ended up back in the cabinet and not the fridge. Up on a high shelf, probably not one I would reach up to. And forgotten.
For a while.
And somehow said chicken broth was picked up in a very olive oil slicked hand and dumped upon M while M was making healthy dinner for us both.
No good deed goes unpunished.
It's wrong to laugh at this, and yet....
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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02-24-2013, 08:31 PM
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No Gentleman
Stella_Omega is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I'm so happy some days that I don't identify as Dominant, but rather as Sadist.
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02-24-2013, 10:21 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Stolen from someone's FB page, but *soooo* true for me:
"I feel like I'm emotionally constipated...
I haven't given a shit for days."
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-24-2013, 10:30 PM
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Literotica Guru
bhndblueyes88 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Stolen from someone's FB page, but *soooo* true for me:
"I feel like I'm emotionally constipated...
I haven't given a shit for days."
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Oh my god I want that on a t-shirt. Or business cards that I can hand out.
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02-25-2013, 01:34 AM
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Literotica Guru
IrisAlthea is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Netzach
Somehow the chicken broth in a box ended up back in the cabinet and not the fridge. Up on a high shelf, probably not one I would reach up to. And forgotten.
For a while.
And somehow said chicken broth was picked up in a very olive oil slicked hand and dumped upon M while M was making healthy dinner for us both.
No good deed goes unpunished.
It's wrong to laugh at this, and yet....
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Yet thank you for a much needed laugh.
I could picture that in my mind so well. Probably because things like that tend to happen in our house too. |
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02-26-2013, 07:30 AM
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I have not had such a bad day at work in MONTHS. It's all my boss's fault. WTF silent treatment for no reason. I'm home now, but I'm shaking and alone here. I'm going to take a fucking Xanax.
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Come to think of it she's kinda like Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way. --graceanne
Etoile you are all kinds of the best --Lord_Steve
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02-26-2013, 08:00 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Etoile
I have not had such a bad day at work in MONTHS. It's all my boss's fault. WTF silent treatment for no reason. I'm home now, but I'm shaking and alone here. I'm going to take a fucking Xanax.
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Wish I had a xanax emoticon.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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02-26-2013, 09:24 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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 CutieMouse.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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02-26-2013, 04:26 PM
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Perv on!
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So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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02-26-2013, 04:49 PM
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Literotica Guru
IrisAlthea is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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02-26-2013, 04:54 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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02-26-2013, 05:27 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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Excellent.
Let the cerebralation begin!
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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02-26-2013, 06:52 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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Yeehaw! 
Good news, bud!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-26-2013, 07:04 PM
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Barefoot sage
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[quote=Etoile;43401232]I have not had such a bad day at work in MONTHS.[quote]
Sending hugs and virtual Valium!
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing.
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Hmmm....I won't take the joke! (and SW already used the nana emoticon!)
Hope you appreciate how much restraint that took!
Me? No heat at work, slipped in grease and fell, cracking my not-so-funny elbow bone! Ow!
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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02-26-2013, 07:08 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So the MRI of my brain today found nothing. Or, more accurately, they confirmed that there really is a brain in there, and that said brain is infested with a teeny tiny cyst that is of very little concern. This is not the cyst you are looking for, apparently. Come back next year to look at it again. So I've got that going for me.
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Yeeesssss!!!! Congratulations on nothing all that substantial! Totally makes me make this face...
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