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10-16-2012, 06:45 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Lordy, the ignorance and poor grammar. "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."
That sign is funny though. The comments are pretty good too.
"I would love to have my own fabulous bathroom. It would be a lot cleaner than other public restrooms."
I was at a gay club in Vegas and the women's restroom was locked. The bartender gave me the key, it was attached to a GIANT tuna can. Lol |
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10-16-2012, 06:46 PM
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aKwatic
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For those of you who missed my "Thanksgiving Pie" song on Twitter...
(Sung to the tune of American Pie, and in honour of the pie I had to throw out today).
Bye, bye Mr. Thanksgiving pie.
You were sumthin', all that pumpkin brought a tear to my eye,
But if I eat you now, I will get e-coli,
And then this will be the day that I die,
Oh this will be the day that I die.
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10-16-2012, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Etoile
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Originally Posted by one of the posters there
I don't want anyone who's attracted to men in the same place I pee/change in.
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LIAR
This guy would crap himself just for the fantasy of having his favorite super model rapt with watching him pee, licking her lips while he changes clothes.
What he's really saying; he's too insecure. Many men are. I don't want ANYONE watching me change, because I don't want ANYONE commenting on my fading physique.
he doesnt want anyone attracted to men seeing him naked or even partially disrobed because he feels he is not an attractive man.
Its one of the unspoken secret laws of the mens room; you don't make eye contact, you don't look at anyone else, because you don't want them looking at you. These guys are afraid that homosexuals want to be looked at, afraid that homosexuals might be willing to criticize what they see, and terrified that they might be exposed to something they don't particularly want to see.
Man up, put your tunnel vision on, & close the damn stall door.
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10-16-2012, 06:55 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Hi. How y'all doin'?
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I saw a bumper sticker once that read: It's been so long since I've had sex that I forget who gets tied up and I used it as a line for quite some time because I thought it was funny.
Now I realize it wasn't a joke.
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Demons that have escaped my head can be found here: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions More are pounding on the walls even now
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10-16-2012, 06:57 PM
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If there was a gay bathroom, I would have a restroom I could comfortably take my daughters into, both in terms of filth, and in terms of not having to worry about being attacked by women, nor having my daughters exposed to/ walked in on by perverts.
(i have been threatened with pepper spray while escorting 3 year old in an otherwise empty womens bathroom)
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10-16-2012, 08:51 PM
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>semiotics?
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God world, a gay bathroom would be the silver lining in a right wing dystopia.
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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10-16-2012, 08:56 PM
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aKwatic
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Is it just me or does everyone else here automatically come up with sarcastic comebacks to thread titles all the time? I restrain myself, especially since most are serious but inwardly I laugh like an nine-year-old at my great wit.
There was that thread titled (I think), "I don't know what I am". My first thought? "Are you bigger than a bread box?"
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"I come seeking understanding". Me? "Oh yeah? I come seeking cupcakes - bet I win."
Ugh. I am a very very bad person.
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10-16-2012, 09:36 PM
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Oh, yeah...
earthquake. 
(4.6 ~ all seems okey dokey!)
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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10-16-2012, 10:13 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Oh, yeah...
earthquake.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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10-16-2012, 10:22 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Yup! No kidding! I thought it was the train!
(My mom picked right up on it, though, just as it was happening. Damn that Gypsy blood....)
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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10-16-2012, 10:36 PM
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Assume the position!
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Is it just me or does everyone else here automatically come up with sarcastic comebacks to thread titles all the time? I restrain myself, especially since most are serious but inwardly I laugh like an nine-year-old at my great wit.
There was that thread titled (I think), "I don't know what I am". My first thought? "Are you bigger than a bread box?"
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"I come seeking understanding". Me? "Oh yeah? I come seeking cupcakes - bet I win."
Ugh. I am a very very bad person.
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It's just you. The rest of us are all as innocent as lambs.
<koffkoff koffkoff>
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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10-16-2012, 11:13 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Yup! No kidding! I thought it was the train!
(My mom picked right up on it, though, just as it was happening. Damn that Gypsy blood....)
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Glad it's cool. But why is it always a train, with quakes and tornados??? 
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Is it just me or does everyone else here automatically come up with sarcastic comebacks to thread titles all the time? I restrain myself, especially since most are serious but inwardly I laugh like an nine-year-old at my great wit.
There was that thread titled (I think), "I don't know what I am". My first thought? "Are you bigger than a bread box?"
Or
"I come seeking understanding". Me? "Oh yeah? I come seeking cupcakes - bet I win."
Ugh. I am a very very bad person.
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My brain thinks this way, too, but visually. Like "Light bondage question."
I saw a Pottery Barn reading lamp, stand handcuffed to the bed, shade duct taped, flickering as it's whipped mercilessly with its own electrical cord.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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10-17-2012, 02:23 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Oh, yeah...
earthquake.
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Ugh they suck big time. I hate the noise more than anything. That deep rumble where you think its just a truck that then gets louders and then things start moving and the building gives a few creaks.
That split second thought about is it even worth getting under something.
Glad you are OK )
We have had a 5.2 and a 5.5 in three days. I can definitly say the earth has moved for me.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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10-17-2012, 02:40 AM
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I'm no 'Angel'
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Talk is cheap.
Even when a 50% discount is on the line.
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10-17-2012, 07:29 AM
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Barefoot sage
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Glad it's cool. But why is it always a train, with quakes and tornados??? |
Probably because the train trestle is about half a block away! 
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
That split second thought about is it even worth getting under something.
Glad you are OK )
We have had a 5.2 and a 5.5 in three days. I can definitly say the earth has moved for me.
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Didn't even have time to think about getting under something - it was over in about 4 seconds!
What a way to rock your world!
As an aside - this Zumba instructors client list...I know some of these people, also my clients (obviously not in the same sense)! Things that make you go hmmmmm...
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10-17-2012, 09:30 AM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Oh, yeah...
earthquake.
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Crazy things, aren't they? BC doesn't get as many as California but we've had our share. I always thought they were kind of fun until I got nailed by a 6.3 in Costa Rica. Nothing like being woken in the middle of the night by a massive earthquake and realizing you live on a questionably built house...on the side of a cliff!
Very happy to hear you are OK, GS. 
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10-17-2012, 12:07 PM
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aKwatic
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
It's just you. The rest of us are all as innocent as lambs.
<koffkoff koffkoff>
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Seems legit.
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
My brain thinks this way, too, but visually. Like "Light bondage question."
I saw a Pottery Barn reading lamp, stand handcuffed to the bed, shade duct taped, flickering as it's whipped mercilessly with its own electrical cord.
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What's sad is, my first reaction to the above was envy. Why didn't I think of that?
Also, I've realized that time is to relationships what Twitter is to socializing.
Year One
L: "Why are you doing that?"
Me: "Because..." (10 minute explanation) "...that's why."
Year Fourteen
L: "Why are you doing that?"
Me: "Because I am."
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10-17-2012, 01:30 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Ugh they suck big time. I hate the noise more than anything. That deep rumble where you think its just a truck that then gets louders and then things start moving and the building gives a few creaks.
That split second thought about is it even worth getting under something.
Glad you are OK )
We have had a 5.2 and a 5.5 in three days. I can definitly say the earth has moved for me.
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i have slept through an earth quake, not too bad of one but enough where it should wake up a normal person.
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10-17-2012, 03:46 PM
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God world, a gay bathroom would be the silver lining in a right wing dystopia.
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Agreed.
If they're going to spend resources on a whole separate bathroom, I want to see more unisex, disabled/ family bathrooms.
A mall near here actually has a "family waiting lounge" between the two bathrooms, with a TV area, couches, changing rooms, a changing table, & it's own sinks.
The only thing its missing is an attendant to watch your 3 year old of the opposite gender while you go take a pee... but then that would constitute a daycare.
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10-17-2012, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Seems legit.
Year One
L: "Why are you doing that?"
Me: "Because..." (10 minute explanation) "...that's why."
Year Fourteen
L: "Why are you doing that?"
Me: "Because I am."
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More like: Year one
"what are you doing?" (to me)
"what ever I want"
Year three
"do you have to do that right now?"
Year seven
"just don't touch me"
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10-17-2012, 03:53 PM
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aKwatic
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Originally Posted by Stag of Oberon
More like: Year one
"what are you doing?" (to me)
"what ever I want"
Year three
"do you have to do that right now?"
Year seven
"just don't touch me"
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*snort*
Well, there's also that. 
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10-17-2012, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Is it just me or does everyone else here automatically come up with sarcastic comebacks to thread titles all the time?
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Its just you.
*koff koff*
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10-17-2012, 04:00 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Note to self: stay out of "story ideas" I have never read such sick, misogynistic, crap labeled as BDSM. Or maybe I'm not into BDSM at all, cause yuck yuck yuck, couldn't finish the thread. Must shower now, how do I shower my brain?
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10-17-2012, 04:16 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Curiousity IS going to kill the kitty
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10-17-2012, 04:27 PM
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Perv on!
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No heart attack yet
Last night I had the Mastodon burger that I showed in this post. And it was easily one of the more "normal" burger combinations on the menu. The wifely one had a burger that included slices of brie cheese and pears. I considered, but did not order, the burgers named after these rock groups: Megadeath, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath. Our server was the only employee without a vast array of visible ink and the music was clearly all of the heavy metal variety. I did not mind at all that I was clearly the oldest person in the room as the food was absolutely awesome.
Much better, in fact, than my traditional Hawaiian plate lunch from noon time. That consisted on two poached eggs and three slices of steamed Spam over rice with a small pond of brown gravy. Served with macaroni salad.
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